My own Decade-long-Nigger-in-law-soap-opera-drama-coal-burning-nightmare

[Jeff]

Oh shit....Where is the rest? Man this is good stuff. i DON'T KNOW HOW YOU have kept from hurting nthis man. I had a good thread once about fucking over a nigger, but this... oh man... this isd really good stuff. Somehow you have to tell ol' Miser just what a fucktard he is. And how did that nigger loving shit work for him. Show him some pis from dead nigger storage, that just might make his nigger day.

[daltonfury]

This is pure fucking gold WMR. You have had a front row ticket to this liberal niggerloving sideshow from a vantage point most people don't get to experience. It makes for some very funny TNB stories.

[The Friendly Racist]

You should write a book of all your dealings with niggers i would buy it.

[WhiteMansRevenge]

Well, as I sit and wait for my transmission to drain so I can service it, I can drop another one in time.

2004 - we had gone riding for the weekend. We used the TV and also made a camping trip out of it. Now it was a known fact that I could not stand being around team miser and especially when camping. However, the wife would tell the miser we were leaving and he would ask where, then the miser would invite himself out, primarily to show off his vast knowledge of RV's. He always had a better way of doing everything and would constantly let me know. I honestly believe that the fact that I was the only family member that never needed his help, with advice, handyman skills or money drove him crazy.

So I despised having him around on these trips and in general anyways. On this particular trip, he brought chewy and Satan with him, Satan despised being in these trips because his parents were retired and the idea of RVing just to be in a RV bored him to no end. So while my young son and I would go riding, Satan would be stuck with his parents, my wife and daughter plus any of the other seniors that the miser would try to show his knowledge to. He got wo bored, that in the evening he decided to take my dirtbike by pushing it away from the campground and starting it.

It was a good 10pm and dark, but that didn't stop Satan. I heard my bike immediately so I thought someone was stealing it, grabbed my streetsweeper and ran towards the bike. A few seconds later I heard the rpms climb and them I heard a loud crash. I arrive to see my bike lying on asphalt, along with Satan in the fetal position.

Well, that really sucked, but what sucked more was the miser denying payment of the damage to my bike. Busted footpegs, brake lever for the rear, the fuel tank was destroyed and there was a massive gash in the engine case.

I had an estimate that was literally more than the cost of the bike when it was new the previous year. The gash in the engine was so bad that to fix it, they would have to split the case it replace the engine. Either way, once the labor was factored in the price was too high. The miser claimed that since it was family that I should not worry about the case and that he could fix everything else for much less.

Miser: I will fix that bike myself, there is no reason to take it in.

Me: no you won't, this bike is under warranty and only the professionals are working on it.

Miser: well I will not pay for that, it is just a dirtbike and its looks should not matter. So good luck getting the money from me or Satan.

Me: no problem, I can just get the courts to get it for me.

Miser: oh you think you will get that money from small claims court?

Me: no, I will report that the bike was stolen and damaged. Satans fingerprints and blood are all over it. Should be pretty easy case for them. Tell you what, I will give you 4 hours to figure out how you are going to pay it. After that time, I am filing a report which will end up with me getting restitution.

Miser: you wouldn't...

Me: 4 hours...

2 hours later...

Miser: you can come down to the dealer, your bike will be ready, but you need to do your paperwork. I also get your old bike and title so we can fix it and sell it.

Me: fine, come and get it.

So the miser gets the pegs, shifter and brake lever, but leaves the crushed tank and engine of course. Chains it to a tree with a for sale sign on it. He takes off with chewy, leaving Satan home and when the miser returns, the bike he just "fixed" is gone.

The chain and lock are nowhere to be found and in broad daylight next to a busy road someone had the balls to take the time to cut a super heavy chain. Of course the miser believes this, Satan claims to have heard or seen anything, but I don't believe it. I told the miser that I would check the garages of his friends. The miser was in complete denial and would not do a thing, he didn't want to find that bike in the garage of Satans friends, he wouldn't know how to deal with it.

[WhiteMan]

Sillyness knows no limits. Stupid asshead...

P.S: I LOVE MILFs. (dont know the US, but) here, there are SOOO many MILFs running amok as they find no one who is willing to let them cuddle up after sex that I cannot, for the name of god, see Chewy finding a partner.

Some people are mentally damaged...

[REGGIN]

My wife read this thread to me yesterday while I was driving us back home from vacation and I must say your adventures are of epic proportions.

You must be an extremely patient person to deal with such bullshit from the miser & crew. I think any normal person would've knocked the misers teeth out at this point. Cheers to you sir!

[WhiteMansRevenge]

You see, early on, it wasn't like everyone saw Satan as a nigger, as a child, he was raised to do normal, human things. Like I sad, he looked more Hispanic than anything. But the upbringing went wrong when the super liberal (don't punish your kids ) beliefs came into play. Once Satan knew that he was entitled, he became the nigger he is today.

Team miser made a career of bailing him out of trouble and making excuses for him. Just as it was said by someone earlier, it is the libtards that keep the nigger in business and this case was a prime example. This is exactly what society does today, we see it all the time, liberals call for more services that reward niggers and niggers take full advantage.

Now at this moment, the miser appears to have given up, I don't think he wanted to, but with Satans bail being 100k, I don't think he has a choice, besides, Satan had a no bail warrant anyways. So even if the miser did pay, it wouldn't get Satan out on the parole violation. I have a lot more faith in our justice system as once Satan turned 18, Satan went to prison on his next offense, he made it a whole month before having a warrant, a whole 5 months without being caught, but that was the extent of his freedom.

I only wish I could have seen the looks on every niggers face that traveled to see Satans wedding. That would have been priceless.

Chewy will never let go, Satan is her precious little nigger that at one time, as a toddler probably loved her. She is the one who flies into town to visit prison, she is also the one who has jumped all over the fact that Satan is supposed to be a father. I predict a strong push by her to somehow obtain custody of this hellspawn. Nothing would make me more proud than to have this baby come out white, I mean pure white. The whore that is carrying this potential niglet is only a part time burner who has a white kid born between to miglets. I wonder how a nigger stuck in prison will react when he finds out his gal squirted out a white baby.

The timing is off, he didn't even meet this cumpot until Feb. but the baby is due in September? Uhhh.... yeah......

We will soon know!

Even raised with a silver spoon, in a nice neighborhood with nice schools this mixed black child turned into a nigger. As mentioned before, it is DNA.

[WhiteMansRevenge]

My wife read this thread to me yesterday while I was driving us back home from vacation and I must say your adventures are of epic proportions.

You must be an extremely patient person to deal with such bullshit from the miser & crew. I think any normal person would've knocked the misers teeth out at this point. Cheers to you sir!

I have my wife to thank for that. Initially this stuff used to get us in fights, but now she is totally on board, no, not to CO levels and probably never will be, but she understands my view on this whole thing. Her visit to the hospital was the final straw for her.

She won't say nigger to this day, but she is the first to call TNB when she sees it.

[daltonfury]

Even raised with a silver spoon, in a nice neighborhood with nice schools this mixed black child turned into a nigger. As mentioned before, it is DNA.

Liberals will always find an excuse for the niggers failures. I say ship the niggers and the bleeding-heart liberals to Africa. See how they feel about the motherfuckers then.

[Tahlet]

We're up to eight pages now? Holy fucking dog shit.

Going to have to brew a small pot of coffee later on after the wife and kid crash and read all of this.