My own Decade-long-Nigger-in-law-soap-opera-drama-coal-burning-nightmare

**WhiteMansRevenge** · 07-08-2011, 04:41 AM

Timeline -2007

The miser and chewy wanted to throw Satan a nice birfday party, Satan is serving house arrest because the attorneys made yet another deal for the minor. He would be on house arrest until his 18th birthday. Punishment for minors that have retired parents and yet more money to feed the system is a joke. Basically grounded with probation stacked on case after case.

I should mention that now instead of ADD, or depression to blame for Satans continued TNB, the miser has now moved onto Alcohol as the root cause. No, this young nigger who has been drinking with friends and fucking off isn't the simple party machine that we all modeled in our later teens, this long time drinker (occasionally over a 2 year period) has the disease. According to The Miser, is a maintenance alcoholic. You know the deal, it was alcohol that ruined this model of innocence and forced him to break all those laws. It wasn't that the teenaper was guilty of acting like nigger that he is. It was that awful disease that tears families apart and renders a nigger to a lower form of life than he already is.

Thats right miser, ignore those my space pics with Satan smoking a joint a cracking a few beers, this aper is headed for a liver transplant after 2 years of intermittent drinking. So we all know what that means! The problem is fixed yet again! Finally the miser and chewy have a medical explanation for this nigger and by golly, they are going to fix it with treatment and AA meetings.

So the miser wants us all to attend this celebration and makes the call.

Miser: Cindy, we would like xxx, you and the kids to come out for Satans 18th birfday. It would mean something to Satan if you show your support.

Cindy Crawford: I can pretty much assure you that xxx won't be coming and that means the kids aren't coming either. I would like to stop by, give Satan a gift and then talk to him. I don't plan on being there for long, just to show him I care and then have a conversation to see how he is doing.

On party day, Cindy Crawford drove over to the miser's place with her gift for Satan and after ringing the doorbell a infuriated Chewy stomped down the entry, screaming at Cindy Crawford. Like a junkyard dog, chewy is protecting that entrance and her precious little nigger from attack by big sister.

Chewy: you just march your ass out of here, who the hell do you think you are coming here to pick on Satan wheen he is so vulnerable and while we are trying to celebrate his birfday. If you take one step in this house I will make sure it is the last step you take.

Cindy: what? What are you talking about? I just wanted to give Satan his gift and talk to him one on one before a lot of people showed up here.

Chewy: just get the fuck off my property.

Cindy: I don't understand, what did I do?

Cindy Crawford leaves in tears, she is probably one if the kindest, mist gentle people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. After she calmed down.

Cindy: xxx, this is a job for you, please call the miser and start some shit. I want you to talk to them like only you are capable of.

**Koon_Hunter** · 07-08-2011, 05:11 AM

Oh yeah, this just got good!

**WhiteMansRevenge** · 07-08-2011, 05:14 AM

My phone call

Me: well miser, you have somehow figured out a way to rip the heart out of the last good person you had in your family. The one that doesn't create any drama for you, never disrespects you when you are talking out of your ass and comes to your defense when you make a fool of yourself with your stingyness. We are tired of your bullshit..

Miser: now you hold on a minute, you can't talk like that to me.

Me: fuck you miser, I cam talk to you however the fuck I want. You have thrown away the last ounce of respect your daughter had for you so you can protect a worthless, retard of a punk who wouldn't give up a Bing hit if it meant saving your life. You are never allowed to see my kids again without me being present and chewy is never allowed to see them again period. There is no way that a grown fucking bitch like your wife should be around any kids and they aren't her grandchildren anyways so she just threw away any chance of pretending to be a grandmother she had. If she tries to contact us or my kids she will be served with a restraining order and she probably will be anyways.

Miser: now that is a little harsh isn't it? They are the only grandchildren we have.

Me: didn't you fucking hear me? They arent her grandchildren and they never will be. The next time someone calls her grandma it will be the child of some crack whore that your golden child knocked up in a prison visit. If I were you, I would not bother trying to talk to Cindy Crawford for a while and the next time you do, it better be nothing but an apology.
We are tired of listening to your bullshit and you can get your support from one of your liberal friends that keep their head buried in the sand like you. We don't want to hear about Satan, we don't want to hear about Chewy and we don't want to hear about you and the life you have made for yourself. You have made your bed. If you want to whine and cry about your pathetic little Satan, do it in the mirror. Click....

Remember, it is only 2007 at this point.