My own Decade-long-Nigger-in-law-soap-opera-drama-coal-burning-nightmare

[WhiteMansRevenge]

Timeline 10/1989 - A Half Human/Niglet is born to a coal-burner who 3 months earlier, was sentenced to 28 years at NU for being involved with a string of robberies that ended up killing two innocent warehouse employees. The man that she named as the father, was also in prison and sentenced to a longer period as he was responsible for shooting those two men as they tried to flee the area. The child, we will call him "Anthony" (It is his real name after all) was cared for and eventually moved to a foster home which my then girlfriend's father owned. We will call him "Bob". Mind you, Bob had already raised two girls who turned out to be very attractive, smart, honest and loyal. Bob had married a fucking ugly cunt of a new women after getting caught cheating on my MIL, who is quite possibly the nicest woman in the world aside from my own mother and wife. This new woman the Bob married was a loser bitch, that could never find a man stupid enough to marry her nasty ass, so that meant she also wasn't having any kids. By the time she married Bob, she was already an old bat who was past child-bearing age anyways. This is how/why they came to be foster parents and how a nigger ended up in their home.


I have decided that I am going to make these posts in pieces to make it easier to get the whole story out while allowing it to happen from multiple locations. More to come in 30 minutes or so.






















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[xexanoth]

sounds like the start of a good story, but could you post the different parts in different threads? it gets annoying to read the bits of story when you have 20 or 30 replies in between hehehe

[WhiteMansRevenge]

Timeline - 12/1989

This is where things started to get interesting. I had been dating my wife for around 8 months or so, which meant exposure to her family. Now for you young men out there. When you find a girl that looks like Cindy Crawford, has a mother that looks like an older version of Cindy Crawford and that mom has truly welcomed you into their family, you change. All that time spent with your friends watching football, partying hard and doing man-stuff begins to shrink right under your nose. You also may experience making choices based on the desires of Cindy Crawford. These may sting a little bit, but after all, it is Cindy Crawford right? You will be surprised to see the choices you make in the interest of keeping Cindy's body connected to yours. I was no different. My Cindy leaned to the left politically, she was all for integration and love for everyone and I accepted it.

As we approached Christmas, she was also the one who informed me that her Step-MIL (my assigned nickname is Chewy as in Chewbacca - I even have a ring tone that plays Chewbacca's cry of disappointment whenever she calls) has forced her dad into adopting little Anthony, otherwise Chewy would leave him. She was going to get this child to call her own at any price, so at xmas time of 1989, Anthony became a member of the family and while I expressed concern to Cindy that she now is going to have a black brother, she had none. Of course Chewy could not shut up about how advanced this baby was and how this baby at around 4 months old, is just so much better than every other baby and it is because of her skilled parenting. She had SO much experience with kids. In any case, now we have a nigger in the family and if I want to keep Cindy Crawford, I will play along.

[WhiteMansRevenge]

Timeline - 12/1995

I managed to marry Cindy Crawford during this time, so now I have a nigger BIL, Chewy for a SMIL and the stingiest man in the world as my FIL.

Upon return of our wedding (which my FIL did not pay one penny for, Cindy's mother helped with those expenses) we were invited to dinner at Bob&Chewy's place, to talk about stuff concerning the family. Cindy assumes something is wrong wih her dad, but we soon found out otherwise.

FIL: Now that you two are married, We have decided to modify my will to fit the family's needs. We are talking about it with you because you play an important role in the event of our death.

ME: What kind of role?

FIL: We will get to that. First, I am going to tell you that if I die, that Anthony will be awarded my entire estate in the form of a trust fund that he can obtain when he is 21 years of age. Second, I have named both of you as Anthony's guardians in the case of our death, you will continue to raise him if we cannot.

Cindy: Dad, while I think that we would be honored to raise Satan (Anthony's nickname) You really should have talked to us about it before naming us both in your will. This is something that both XXX and I would need to talk about and agree on. We are not ready to raise children yet and when we are, we will have kids of our own.

Me: So let me get this straight and make sure I understand this properly, you want us to take care of Satan if you die, but Cindy is not going to get any of the funds remaining from your retirement, investments or your home?

The Miser: (FIL has now become "The Miser") What is the problem with that? You have a good job and make good money. You shouldn't need any more to raise a child, you were planning on having kids someday anyways right? So if we die, Satan will replace the plans for one of those children and it is one less baby Cindy will need to have. This way, Satan can have everything he needs when his trust fund is accessbile at 21.

Me: You are saying that you expect us to raise Satan, but that we have to do it with our money? We didn't ask for you to adopt a child when you were too old to do so and we certainly were not planning on taking care of Satan. I can tell you right now that I don't like it and I honestly don't want to raise Satan if you die, money or not. You better re-write your will and find a different couple.

The Miser: What's wrong with Satan? Is it because he is black?

Cindy: Of course not dad, you just blindsided us with the news.

Me: what about his biological parents?

The Miser: They are not interested in Satan, the mother signed him over with no regrets and the father would not even admit that he is Satan's dad.

Me: what about the grandparents? They can't be much older than you guys. Wouldn't they be a good option seeing how they are his blood?

The Miser: Well, they wouldn't be my first choice, I would much rather have you raise him. You live in a nicer area and would provide a better environment.

Me: What is wrong with his grandparent? Is it because they are black?


More to come...

[PhoenixBerserker]

Damn.. I am not sure that Cindy Crawford would be enough to keep me in a niggerloving family

[NotThatGuy]

I'm on the edge of my seat, lol!

[WhiteMansRevenge]

Damn.. I am not sure that Cindy Crawford would be enough to keep me in a niggerloving family

I totally hear that. Fortunately for me, Cindy Crawford still looks like she did 20 years ago and that her attitude has changed.

Timeline - 2005

While repairing the Miser's computer, I restore some data only to find the following chat data that was cached.

11/6/2005 2:04:00 AM

wad up mane...hahaha its been a long time... mane the cops locked me up for 3weeks for some bullshit charges. i got fucken 4 of the felonies (i dont kno if dats how u spell it) dropped so i only have 3 now...HAHAHA well yea... they also took fucken 20G from me! Can u believe dat bullshit...fuck nigga i was pissed...o well MAts got 50Gs of mine kept hidden so now i can pay u back and + sum. write back nigga


uh yeah... like Satan has 20g that was stolen. Maybe 20g's is code for 20 dollars. In any case, it is a lie because he owes someone else. Oh yeah, the felonies? None of them were dropped. He was however nearing 16 years of age... Ummm yeah..... all this was discovered later, but you all get the point. More on this later.

Well, this is where I get off the family bandwagon for good. Here we have proof that a nigger is a nigger is a nigger. No matter how good of a life or pleasant the environment is. Give the nigger everything, a chance at a good education, decent clothes and all the coolest toys as a child. Eventually it will blossom into that shitskin like a catepillar turns to a butterfly.

Me: So how has things with Satan been? He kind of looks like he is trying to a gangsta

The Miser: He has been fine, the clothes are not a problem, that is just how all kids dress these days (the nigger baggies, hoody, Snoop Dogg stuff) he has been doing a lot of skateboarding, snowboarding and hanging out with his friends.

Cindy Crawford: Well dad, he sure does talk a lot differently these days. I don't know what happened, but last year he spoke with perfect English and now he talks like a thug in a gang. Have you talked to him about that?

The Miser: There is nothing wrong with the way he talks, it is in his culture. That is just the way his heritage is. It is Ebonics and it is documented as a language. We can't be upset with his culture can we? He could get offended.

Me: Wait a minute Mr. Miser, your telling me that Satan talks like that because of his Culture? Satan was raised right here in an English speaking house since he was an infant. He wasn't talking like this at Christmas. Satan was using manners most times, saying please and thank you and he was easily understood. How do you explain going from that to Ebonics?

The Miser: Dont you get it? That is just how he wants to talk so he will be accepted amongst his friends.

Cindy Crawford: Dad, it worries me. Satan is definitely taking steps in the wrong direction.

The Miser: You just let me worry about my kid and worry about your own. Satan hasnt done anything wrong, it just looks like that and you are judging him based on his clothes.

Chewy: That's right. I am a schoolteacher and have been for 20 years, I have seen this so many times. Satan will be just fine if you don't give him any attention about it.

Me: Ok, fine then. I was just thinking that maybe the large generation gap between Satan and Team Miser might allow for things to slip by you unnoticed. If this were my child, I would be concerned. Dont be surprised if you have the police on your door either looking for Satan or bringing him home instead of Juvi.

Chewy: How dare you mention those things in the same sentence as Satan?!?!? You can just leave now!

Me: OK, we are outta here... Just in time before our car gets ransacked as we sit inside.


More to come.

[WhiteMansRevenge]

sounds like the start of a good story, but could you post the different parts in different threads? it gets annoying to read the bits of story when you have 20 or 30 replies in between hehehe

Great idea, because the good stuff comes as we get closer to the present.

Sorry I didn't see this earlier.

[MineEvolved]

EDIT: I'm off on the time a bit. 20 years later, you and Cindy seem to be working it out. Cool.

Ok, I'm scrapping my own post. This is clearly further along than I first thought when I read the initial posts, apologies. All I can say is that it's time to say good-bye. Clearly your wife is in your corner. No one needs bullshit like this. Let dad sleep in the bed he made.

[PhoenixBerserker]

I totally hear that. Fortunately for me, Cindy Crawford still looks like she did 20 years ago and that her attitude has changed.

That's good, but I still can't imagine how you can/could tolerate a nigger in your family. I would run away like a nigger baby daddy ASAP