New dog's first coontact

[Sideways Bitchslap]

I just got two very good looking Shepherds, King Shepherds to be exact
Both 1 year old litter mates, very obediant and all black, but not even a full 7 hours before their first damn COONTACT

So this big black escalade hooptie rolls down my street and just stalls in front of my house...So the 'driver' pounds on my door to seez if he cawnt get muh jumpah cabuls so he caint get his hooptie back on the road.

So i let Duke and Bishop (The dogs) out while i 'look' for my non-existent jumpa cabuls and they immediately take a dislike to these Detroit Pavement Apes.
"OH LAWDY DEM DAWGS" screams a sheboon from the back of the "eeesoohhvee"

And while the nigger who was driving screams at his sheboon and homeboyyyee to "SHIF INTA NUTRA! SHIF INTA NUTRA!!" and pushes the car to get it started down the hill, and hanging onto the back by the luggage rack!

Most fun I've had since I quit drinking but I neglected to call de popos because of the inherent lack of monkeyshines...

Also, I'm new here :3 I love Chimpout!

[Placentia Jackscoon]

Welcome fellow Detroiter!

[Sideways Bitchslap]

I actually thought DJ StoopNig was the only Chimper left from michigan!

[Placentia Jackscoon]

I beez near 8 mile road n sheeit!

[Sideways Bitchslap]

I beez near 8 mile road n sheeit!

Your really in the shit arent you? I actually moved away from Detroit when my father died 2 years ago to the area of Detroit, while still niggerfied its not so bad as the 8 mile in detroit

[Placentia Jackscoon]

crack wrakin area...... yep,it is black as coal in my area!

[Sideways Bitchslap]

Im on an all human street but the next street over is [SHADOW]NIGGER INFESTED[/SHADOW]

[Jeff]

I used to have a german shepherd I named Cujo. He had a mean streak in him but all in all a great dog. I had one nigger in my life, he would bring me an oz. of pot every couple of months. Always cheap and good weed, decent animal for a nigger. But I swear to you, the first time he came in myn house and Cujo saw him, his hair stood up and he froze, and pissed all over the floor. He was smarter than me I guess, even my dog knew better than to let a filthy nigger in the house.

[Out of Detroit]

I used to live a few blocks north of 8 Mile myself. A friend of my mother's had his car stolen right out of her driveway, it was recovered in Detroit.

[Saein]

I currently live in Roseville, which I think is slowly becoming Detroit.