DDD (Deranged Darkie Dictators)

[DoktorJ]

The nigger is the lowest form of life. It destroys everthing it touches. For proof, I give you this scuzzbag and our HNIC.

[Dwight Mansburden]

...He did serve in the Tuskegee Airmen; however, this fact is offset by his participation in the Freeman Field Mutiny in Seymour, IN in 1945... “

The Tuskegee Airnigs are a now over-rated bunch of jigaboos who added very little to the Allied war effort in WW2. It was notable that the Army was able to train these NAPAs to fly aircraft at all but they had about as much effect on defeating the Nazis and winning the war as did the Brazillian Airforce's contribution...i.e. not much.

[blackmetal84]

Niggers aren’t even good for filling potholes, they are absolutely useless.

Have you ever seen the potholes in Detroit?

I swear to god they probably haven't been filled since Coleman Young was in office.

[Reformed]

Working on one with Cynthia McKinney now.

[Count Niggula]

I will do it in the same style as you.



(Looks like a chimp)

Dictator du jour - Francisco Macías Nguema

Reign - 1968 - 1979 in Equatorial Guinea

How he fooled YT and others

Became mayor of Mongomo, a city ruled by his "clan".

Came from a line of witch doctors.

Was elected president two times before indpendence from Spain.

Executed the prime minister from the colonial time.

Let other officals "commit suicide" in prison.

Drank toxins.

Killed and jailed Catholics. Masses were by law required to end with the words "Forward with Macias. Always with Macias. Never without Macias."

Changed the motto of the country to "There is no other God than Macias Nguema."

Declared himself "Grand Master of Science, Education and Culture".

Had Nigerian immigrants killed.

Attacked diplomatic missions.

In a speech he said "I am your god and teacher. I am the divine way, the torch that lights the dark. There is no god but Ali Soilih."

What went wrong when he was in power

More than 1/3 of the population (400,000) left the country.

Organized militias controlled only by only him and clan members.

Banned the word "intellectual".

Destroyed fishing boats and banned fishing.

Shut down hospitals in honor of the witch doctors.

Shut down private schools and tried to stop education.

"Africanized" his name and demanded that the rest of the population (including Spanish people) do the same.

Granted himself ultimate power by taking all three branches of power.

Setting a death penalty for threatening him. Offending him or the government gave jail for 30 years.

Didn't create a system for public funds.

Killed the governor of the Central Bank and had the rest of the national treasury taken to his house in a village.

For Christmas he ordered the execution of 150 political opponents. They were executed at the stadium in the capital city to the tunes of "Those Were the Days".

When he was overthrown he ordered the execution of all his guards he suspected of supporting the coup. This happened in a jungle.

He was sentenced to death 101 times.

Bonus

Was best friends with a certain Africoon Americoon..

Bravo! Nicely done!

[Count Niggula]

Dictator du jour – Jean Bedel Bokassa

Time and location of reign – 1966 in a military coup to 1979 in the Central African Republic (CAR) (during his last three years, this genius changed the country’s name to “Central African Empire” [CAE]).

How he fooled YT –

Bokassa fought with the Free French Forces and for France in W.W. II, in Indochina, and for the colonial French forces before joining up with the newly-created CAR state .

What went wrong during his reign –
Again, the handwriting was on the wall – people should have seen this guy was a problem. From Wikipedia: “During his teenage years, Bokassa studied at Ecole Saint-Louis in Bangui, under Father Grüner. Grüner educated Bokassa with the intention of making him a priest, but realized that his student did not have the aptitude for study or the piety required for this occupation.” Read – he was dumb as a post and wanted muh-dick.

One person named Banza, who had planned to depose Bokassa in a coup, had his arms broken when arrested by troops. The soldiers took Banza to Bokassa, who nearly beat him to death. It was agreed that Banza would be put up in a show trial, and was afterwards executed by firing squad. However, another account of his death reads as follows: “Two versions concerning the end circumstances of his death differ on one minor detail. Did Bokassa tie him to a pillar before personally carving him with a knife that he had previously used for stirring his coffee in the gold-and-midnight blue Sèvres coffee set, or was the murder committed on the cabinet table with the help of other persons? Late that afternoon, soldiers dragged a still identifiable corpse, with the spinal column smashed, from barrack to barrack to serve as an example.”

In 1977, Bokassa held a 2 day coronation where he was inagurated “Emperor” of the CAE. The coronoation cost more than one-third of the entire national budget for the same year as well as all the foreign aid donated by France. (Read – nigger-rich).

Bokassa was known to flip-flop between Islam and Catholicism so as to curry favors out of Libya’s leader, Muammar Gaddafi.

Cannibalism was widely rumored to have been committed by Bokassa, but was never directly proven. “Bokassa's former security chief of the palace was called to testify that he had cooked human flesh stored in the walk-in freezers and served it to Bokassa on an occasional basis.”

Torture and execution of dissenters was widespread, and Bokassa would personally join in these activities.

Bokassa personally injected poison into a newborn child, killing the infant, because it was the offspring of a palace guard who had tried to assassinate the emperor.

Bokassa’s forces killed 100 school children who were part of a group protesting the cost of mandatory school uniforms which, surprise, surprise, had the emporor’s image on them. This lead France to send a military force that overthrew him and re-inserted the previous president.

Before his death in 1996, and while he was in prison, he proclaimed himself the 13th Apostle and claimed to have secret meetings with the Pope.

Bokassa allegedly had 17 wives and a reported 50 children.

[Bix Nood]

I will do it in the same style as you.



(Looks like a chimp)

Dictator du jour - Francisco Macías Nguema

Reign - 1968 - 1979 in Equatorial Guinea

How he fooled YT and others

Became mayor of Mongomo, a city ruled by his "clan".

Came from a line of witch doctors.

Was elected president two times before indpendence from Spain.

Executed the prime minister from the colonial time.

Let other officals "commit suicide" in prison.

Drank toxins.

Killed and jailed Catholics. Masses were by law required to end with the words "Forward with Macias. Always with Macias. Never without Macias."

Changed the motto of the country to "There is no other God than Macias Nguema."

Declared himself "Grand Master of Science, Education and Culture".

Had Nigerian immigrants killed.

Attacked diplomatic missions.

In a speech he said "I am your god and teacher. I am the divine way, the torch that lights the dark. There is no god but Ali Soilih."

What went wrong when he was in power

More than 1/3 of the population (400,000) left the country.

Organized militias controlled only by only him and clan members.

Banned the word "intellectual".

Destroyed fishing boats and banned fishing.

Shut down hospitals in honor of the witch doctors.

Shut down private schools and tried to stop education.

"Africanized" his name and demanded that the rest of the population (including Spanish people) do the same.

Granted himself ultimate power by taking all three branches of power.

Setting a death penalty for threatening him. Offending him or the government gave jail for 30 years.

Didn't create a system for public funds.

Killed the governor of the Central Bank and had the rest of the national treasury taken to his house in a village.

For Christmas he ordered the execution of 150 political opponents. They were executed at the stadium in the capital city to the tunes of "Those Were the Days".

When he was overthrown he ordered the execution of all his guards he suspected of supporting the coup. This happened in a jungle.

He was sentenced to death 101 times.

Bonus

Was best friends with a certain Africoon Americoon..

What about when he took all the nations funding and hid it in a shack in the jungle?

[PhoenixBerserker]

Bravo! Nicely done!

Glad you liked it. Will work on more.

What about when he took all the nations funding and hid it in a shack in the jungle?

I must have missed that part. Just imagine if Obongo did the same.

[Count Niggula]

Dictator du jour - Bill Campbell

Place and time of reign - 1994 - 2002 in Atlanta, GA

How he fooled YT -

He basically did not have to - there are enough coons in Atlanta that they would elect a black bowling ball if it was the only black candidate on the ticket. So he could say "fuck YT!" and it would just mean a nearly 100 % negro vote turnout.

What went wrong -

During his first year in office, the annual jigaboo destruction festival known as "Freaknik" grew to Olympic proportions with TNB completely off the scale. Campbell would later have to cave to proessure to shut the thing down because the mayhem was just too much.

"C.R. "Ronnie" Thornton, a Clayton County businessman, admitted in federal court Oct. 18 that he improperly raised $130,000 for campaign contributions. Thornton, a one-time city contractor and former lawman, testified that then-Mayor Bill Campbell knew about illegal contributions to his 1997 campaign. Thornton testified about his efforts to win favor from Campbell for his plan to sell earth to then-Hartsfield Airport for its fifth runway."

"Airport consultants collect fees as much as $800 million, 2002. Atlanta‘s mayor in 2002, Bill Campbell, collected $800 million in fees at the massive airport expansion. Those fees are more than twice the cost of similar fees at other national airports, including San Francisco. The Atlanta consultants including a truck hauling firm that had totaled up 29 city contracts in a decade, construction executives who gave Campbell a luxury car, and a poker buddy of the mayor who received more than $20 million from city contracts."

Campbell appointed a spook woman to the police chief's job - Beverly Harvard. Her claim to fame? She worked as a street officer for 2 years, and then spent almost 2 DECADES in admin roles before becoming chief. Most cops found her about as useful as a football bat as chief, and the force bled officers who quit for other things.

A spook who used to sell t-shirts out of the trunk of his car, Munson Steed, was awarded the lucrative merchandise and vendors contract for the 1996 Olympics with the backing of Campbell. The Olympics were subsequently described as "an orgy of commercialism."

Atlanta was routinely a top 10 for crime city in the USA during Campbell's tenure.

Atlanta was fined millions of dollars in Campbell's first term for failing to meet deadlines for the construction of new sewers designed to eliminate illegal discharges of wastewater into the Chattahoochee River.

The 1997 mayor's race was known for its emphasis on the racial overtones, with Campbell being the lighter-skinned candidate and challenger Marvin Arrington the darker complected negro.

On March 10, 2006, a federal jury convicted Campbell on three counts of tax evasion. He got 30 months in federal NBU.

What's he doing now? Who gives a shit....

[Count Niggula]

Dictator du jour: Charles Taylor



Time and place of reign: 1997 to 2203 in Liberia

How he fooled YT:

Surprise, surprise - Taylor is an alumnus of Bentley College in Waltham, MA, so heez beez edamukated!

He worked in the government of Samuel Doe, who had come to power in a (again - surprise, surprise) military coup.

Taylor got bounced from the Doe government for (once more - surprise, surprise) embezzlement of about $1 million. He fled to the U.S., was arrested, but escaped from jail under questionable circumstances. He then became a guerilla fighter (training in Libya) and overthrew Doe's government. Doe's ear was cut off and then he was executed by the rebels.

So, I guess you can say he fooled YT by being another cookie-cutter tinpot, jigaboo African dictator upon assuming the presidency.

Taylor apparently had crooked dealings with televangelist Pat Robertson to mine diamonds in Liberia using donations to the 700 Club.

What went wrong:

Because of the violence he wrought in his coup to the presidency, a common slogan of Taylor's in the 1997 election was: "He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I will vote for Charles Taylor."

Taylor funded and basically ran a revolution in neighboring Sierra Leone. The RUF, the principal rebel group, was particularly well known for brutality, killing an estimated 200,000 and torturing many, many more. A common form of torture was for RUF rebels to hack off limbs of random people. The RUF were also infamous for using children soldiers. Taylor funded the rebellion to claim a majority of Sierra Leone's diamond trade.

Taylor was also responsible for hundreds of millions of dollars in illegal logging in Liberia's forests.

"The showman (Charles Taylor), who is also a lay preacher in the Baptist tradition, prostrated himself on the ground and prayed forgiveness before his Lord - although he also denied the charges (that he was a gun runner and diamond smuggler)." - from the BBC.

In response to accusations that he was a criminal: "Mr Taylor bellowed with a flourish to the effect that 'Jesus Christ was accused of being a murderer in his time.'"

In 2003, a new Liberian rebel group (LURD) laid siege to the capitol, and Taylor resigned in August. He then disappeared because he was facing an indictment for war crimes. Taylor was eventually arrested in March 2006, and his trial on war crimes is now winding down to a conclusion.

Put your shocked face on for this news - Charles Taylor has been married three times and has several children.