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    Smile Summer 2011 Rockfish season tally.

    http://www.thesunnews.com/2011/06/18...-possible.html


    "The body of a missing (nigger) swimmer washed ashore Monday morning in Myrtle Beach" (as the Atlantic Ocean spit out the vile, disgusting creature and began licking it's own ass to get the taste out of it's mouth).

    Lakelyon Horton, 25, was found near the beach on 24th Avenue North overnight, said Horry County Deputy Coroner Tamara Willard."

    As I usually do, when someone with a name like "Lakelyon" is made good, I confirm my suspicions that it's a spook by checking Google and Facebook. Facebook confirmed it, then I found this gem .

    http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/...page=&listurl=

    The nigger was a fugitive from justice. The ocean saved the taxpayers a ton of money, as we will no longer have to pay to hunt down and incarcerate this criminal. Nor will we have to deal with crime and gibsmedats from any of it's potential hell spawn.

    I hereby nominate the Atlantic Ocean as an honorary chimper!

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    Ah, one of my favorite summer festivities.....Rockfish season is here!!

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    Default Nigger "dancer" turned into rockfish



    Officials are still waiting on toxicology results to determine the precise cause of death of a 19-year-old Rock Hill man found dead in an apartment complex pool Saturday.

    Family members described Rock Hill High School graduate Justin Hines as a lover of dance and music. He had recently joined a dance group in North Carolina called The Nation, featuring the high-energy street dance known as krumping.

    Read more: http://www.heraldonline.com/2011/06/...#ixzz1Psw3DmtE

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    Why is it that everyone one of these stories of a good nigger always end with he has a niglet or 2. None of them are ever married, and every time we think we get rid of one of these filthy fucking niggers, they have already replaced itself with 2 or more. Damn, just when I am really enjoying the story, mit always ends badly.

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    A woman who was at the pool with her husband noticed that Hines swam to the bottom of the pool, according to a Rock Hill police report. She thought nothing of it, but about two minutes later, she realized he had not surfaced.
    Fixed it.

    A woman who was at the pool with her husband noticed that Hines sank to the bottom of the pool, according to a Rock Hill police report. She thought nothing of it, but about two minutes later, she realized he had not surfaced.

    Officials are still waiting on toxicology results to determine the precise cause of death of a 19-year-old Rock Hill man found dead in an apartment complex pool Saturday.
    Precise cause of death? Niggers can't breathe water.

    Stand by for the nigger-lottery against the apartment complex.

    New headline for this story: Rock Hill has Rock Fish.


    "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
    ~ Galileo Galilei

    “Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience.”
    ~ John Locke

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    Dis hurr be krumpin'



    Last edited by Stinkynigs; 06-26-2011 at 12:14 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushbaby View Post
    That's what passes for culture in America these days. How did we go from ballet, opera, and fine cinema to this... shit?

    We're fucking doomed. I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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    Lets see you dance now muffuga

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushbaby View Post
    Looks like someone with a neurological disorder trying to dislodge a wedgie.
    When, long ago, the gods created Earth. In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
    The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind.
    To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man, th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
    A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

    - H.P. Lovecraft - "On the Creation of Niggers" (1912)

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    Default African Rock Fish Found FACE DOWN In 5' Of Water (TNB)

    http://rockhill.wbtv.com/news/news/r...ood-pool/63926
    http://media.dtsph.com/sites/wbtv.co...y615/hines.jpg

    Police in Rock Hill say an AFRICAN ROCK FISH drowned Saturday after swimming to the bottom of a pool in an apparent attempt to hold his breath under water.

    The police report said 19-year-old Justin Hines was swimming at the pool when he swam down to the bottom and "looked as if he was holding his breath."

    Friends and FAMBLY members told our news partner CN2 that Hines will never get a chance to meet his unborn FUTURE CRIMINAL.

    "His child has to come into this life not knowing his father," said the victim's brother, James Hines. (MOST LIKELY, THE BUCK WOULD SKIP OUT ONCE IT MET ANOTHER SHE-BOON ANYWAYS).

    The Rock HIll High School graduate went under water near the pool's five foot marker. (JUST STAND THE FUCK UP YOU STOOPIT NIGGER BASTARD).

    Two minutes later, one of his friends saw he was still at the bottom of the pool. The report says the friend grabbed a pool cleaning tool and "attempted to move Hines, [who] floated to the surface, but was floating face down." (TYPICAL NIGGER LIFESAVING SKILLS, USE A POOL SKIMMER INSTEAD OF JUMPING IN)

    "My brother could swim," James Hines said. "I taught my brother to swim a long time ago." (WELL THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU JUMP IN AND SAVE HIS BLACK ASS THEN) ??
    In April 1941, during a meeting of the General Board of the Navy — a body roughly comparable to the War Department General Staff — the Commandant of the Marine Corps, Major General Thomas Holcomb, declared that blacks had no place in the organization he headed.

    "If it were a question of having a Marine Corps of 5,000 whites or 250,000 Negroes," he said, "I would rather have the whites."

    Seems the General knew more than they gave him credit for. Semper Fi MajGen Holcomb!!

 

 

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