"The body of a missing (nigger) swimmer washed ashore Monday morning in Myrtle Beach" (as the Atlantic Ocean spit out the vile, disgusting creature and began licking it's own ass to get the taste out of it's mouth).
Lakelyon Horton, 25, was found near the beach on 24th Avenue North overnight, said Horry County Deputy Coroner Tamara Willard."
As I usually do, when someone with a name like "Lakelyon" is made good, I confirm my suspicions that it's a spook by checking Google and Facebook. Facebook confirmed it, then I found this gem .
The nigger was a fugitive from justice. The ocean saved the taxpayers a ton of money, as we will no longer have to pay to hunt down and incarcerate this criminal. Nor will we have to deal with crime and gibsmedats from any of it's potential hell spawn.
I hereby nominate the Atlantic Ocean as an honorary chimper!