Al Bundy's New Adventures In Shoesales Part 2

[blackmetal84]

I'm back again folks, with an all new tale of disgust and TNB.

So we are pretty dead today, and we are taking it in the ass on refunds. So me and the assistant manager are trying as hard as we can to just push merchandise out the door. A massive nigger sow that can't even walk properly since she is too fat rumbles into my store. And it begins...

"I done needs some shoes cause I done broke my foot! And my friend told me I'z could get some cumfotable shoes here!" I can't imagine why she broke her foot...anyways, she starts rambling on about how she broke her foot and I just drifted off. She told me that her friend told her about the MBT rocker bottem soled shoes and she done be needen dem! So i got get her the shoes, and of course when she puts them on she still can't hardly walk. It was like watching an elephant attempt to perform Swan Lake. She couldn't get the hang of the shoes, so I showed her the only other shoes I could fit her hooves into, the Dansko clogs.

She done hurrd about dem from her friend too. I get those out to her, and once again, "I can't be walkin in deez shoes!" But of course they were comfortable, she was just too lazy to break them in. Then her fambly drags thier knuckles into my store and they start telling her to get the Danskos, cause dey be da best! They have never heard of them before, nor do they know what the shoe does or how it works. They just know they are good because someone told them so. So she ended up buying them. They will come back, she's too fat and lazy to grease her hooves up to get them in the shoes and take the time to break them in.

That only took an hour of my time.

Fucking niggers.

[Justin Igger]

I hope you burn the ones they try but don't buy.

I can't imagine what a filthy nigger hoof would do to a new pair of shoes.

[ahartn]

A common nigger tactic is to buy something, wear it a couple times, and then return it. That way the chimp gives the illusion that it beez stylin' an' shit without actually buying anything. I know it's true because the niggers used to do it back in middle and high school.