A couple of stories about niggers from my youth

[Warning]

I got my first real job at a grocery store (A&P for those who remember them) when I was 15 (I lied and told them I was 16 - I lied to go to work, niggers lie to avoid work) in a small town of about 15,000 people. Normal duties: stock the shelves, get shopping carts from the parking lot, sweep the floors, be a cashier...the usual. One night I'm working the register and this sheboon is checking out in my line. I try to ring up her items and move her along quickly; the less time I'm in close proximity to a nigger, the better. Anyway, while I'm ringing her up, out of the blue she tells me, "I'm sorry, I have a bladder control problem." I think to myself, "that's an odd topic of small talk for her to bring up" so I mumble something like "that's nice" and keep on going. A few minutes after she leaves the store I'm doing something else and my manager asks me if I spilled something. I tell him no, not that I'm aware of. He says, "Well, you've got this puddle in your checkout lane." Suddenly it hits me. That fucking nigger pissed in my checkout lane! There was a puddle of nigger piss on the floor! I tell him what happened and he starts laughing at me, and to make matters worse I had to mop up the nigger piss.

Another time, at the same job, I was again working the cash registers and a sheboon came in and asked if we had some bathrooms to which I replied, "Not for you." She proceeded to carry on with some unintelligible nigger babble, calling me racist, etc to which I replied "Fuck you, nigger. Leave." That was one of the greatest moments of my life! And no, I did not get in and trouble by my employer.

[Spearchucker_Chucker]

[Hondo]

Nigger probably had some sick piss fetish that gets them off by pissing in public in front of whitey.
I think shebooons are more depraved than their buck counterparts.

[rlmartin]

Clean up on aisle 5. You should have called in the biohazard containment unit. I had some nigger that was looking in one of my cars to see if it was open, I caught him from the second floor and yelled at him from the window. The dumb nigger than says it has to piss and tries to go in my backyard. I conveyed to the nigger that not before I bring a hail of fire upon you for entering my property. Before, I got down there it was gone down the alley. Niggers shit and piss all over the place. My dogs are better trained.

[Placentia Jackscoon]

dey be marking their territory.....