World Free of Niggers
There's plenty to back up their currency with:
Who needs gold, silver, platinum, diamonds, emeralds, rubies, saffires...when you've got all that?
They can trade niglets, goats, chickens -- all of which are valued by the nigger because they can be muh-dikked a few times before cooking and eating them.
When, long ago, the gods created Earth. In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man, th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
- H.P. Lovecraft - "On the Creation of Niggers" (1912)
Well, who knows? Nigglets are flammable, maybe they could replace coal. And hey - it's a renewable resource!
Originally Posted by Coonmander-in-Chief