Just what is a category 5 chimpout to you?

[Chimp Herder]

I really like this. My only suggestion is that there's nothing beyond this, so in the instance of multiple niggers entering your cat5 description (or bongo party) these might need to be modified or we need to add a cat6

I see what you're saying, but adding more niggers to the mix doesn't really make chimp out levels exponential. What happens is that the starting point may be a Cat-2 or Cat-3 from the outset. The same way bright humans often skip grades in school, niggers can skip levels of a chimp out. This phenomenon can happen even with individual niggers and not a group of groids.

Even if a group of niggers is say, at a Denney's (a common occurrence) and one groid starts to chimp out at a Cat-1, the nigger usually moves quickly, sometimes instantly, from a Cat-1 to a Cat-2 or Cat-3, and more niggers join in at any time because niggers are naturally drawn to violence as part of their jungle mob behavior and their proud culture. Again, a group of groids just moves the niggers from one category to another at a much faster and higher rate that a single nigger chimping. Usually a group of pavement apes do not start at a Cat-1 or Cat-2 level. Most often there is the usual nigger glaring and vocalizations followed by a spark that causes the niggers to explode in a flash to an Cat-4 or full-blown Cat-5 chimp out.

There is a lot of detail in the different levels in my descriptions because niggers are a public safety issue. Therefore it is imperative, even vital, that all humans are able to recognize at what chimp out level a nigger or group of groids is so they can tell if it is good entertainment or they need to call the police immediately and get the hell out of Dodge.

[SayNo2Niggers]

Excellent assessment Chimp Herder, In fact I'd like to see this stickied as the standard for defining the chimpout scale.

As you stated, education is the key. We all love chimpouts for their entertainment value, but we should also keep in mind that the nigger has the ability to escalate one before we may realize it and it's too late.

[bull9180]

Not knowing much about chimpouts because I avoid niggers at all cost but maybe I can give some suggestions.
Instead of having a level 6 maybe you could number it like earthquakes. So a real big nigger chimpout without goodification could be a 4.3.
Just throwing out some ideals but I leave it to the experts with real life experience to actually decide what level is what.

[spookavoider]

All excellent assessments!

I tend to just avoid niggers as much as possible, because no matter the situation or supposed "magicness" of said spooks, there is always potential for any of the 5 categories to come to bear, and when faced with them, its like riding out a hurricane in a small craft at sea. No fun.

[Reformed]

I think the closest America came to a Category 6 were the 60s, 70s and 90s riots.

A Category 6 seems to only happen in Africa in places where there is a complete collapse of government, law enforcement and military, such as Somalia, the Sudan, Congo, South African farm killings, Rwanda, and Uganda. Haiti had a few in the 19th and 20th century with the slave revolt and the Duvaliers.

[Out of Detroit]

What would post-Katrina be classified as, then? 5 or 6?

[Chimps Ahoy!]

I've wondered what the quantitative scale for chimpouts actually is since joining this fine site. Thanks for shedding some light on it for me.

From what I can gather, the chimpout scale is much like the Richter scale, in that progression through the levels is reliant on a geometric scale of destruction and violence, rather than a linear one.

Example: a cat 4 chimpout is 10x more dangerous than a cat 3. A cat 5 is 100x more dangerous than a cat 3.

[Brillohead]

Yes, I believe your criteria is fairly accurate.

[Brillohead]

Rodney King verdict was an off the chart..way past a cat 5

[Reformed]

Katrina was rapes, white on black murders, black on white murders the works.
Its got so many infamous moments. Looty, the Superdome catastrophe, niggerdom on the freeways, you name it. It was a TNB extravaganze.
It exposed the incompetence of nigger government "leadership" to the entire world.

Category 5.