A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room. Then I set up a date via email with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy, and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said 'You've Got Male' ".