This actually happened a few years back but I’m new to Chimpout so here it is.
My wife and I were at Wal-Mart around 2:00am and were waiting in the checkout line behind some middle aged Cosby-looking nigger. When it reached the cashier, it held up a 90% empty gallon of chocolate milk, claimed it was rotten, and demanded a refund.
The human cashier looked at it like it was crazy and timidly asked the obvious: “then why did you drink 90% of it?”. The nigger became irate and claimed it didn’t realize it was rotten until that point. It asked once more for a refund. The cashier was visibly annoyed by the nigger’s bullshit and told it she’d need to get a manager.
The manager arrived and immediately asked the same exact question to which the nigger repeated his answer. The manager tried to humor the ape by actually offering it a refund, and like clockwork, the nigger ‘flibdascrib’ on her just to be an aggravating nigger.
“Aw naw dis aint really bout no refund. Iss about the principa the whole thang. I shun hafta be drankin rotten milk n sheeut”
She asked: “Well sir. What exactly can we do for you then? Would you like a new chocolate milk?”
“naw fuck that. Dat shits prolly rotten too. I’m just trawna bring this shit to yall attintchin because it aint right yall be sellin rotten milk to people”
The manager then checked the expiration date on the jug and told the nigger it wasn’t even expired. The nigger just shrugged at this mountain of reasoning that had been leveled against it and continued standing there indignantly while the manager discussed the situation privately with the cashier. The manager then asked the nigger to accompany to her the milk section - probably to give it 10 jugs of milk - and I proceeded to checkout while the dozen or so humans that had gathered around this niggerific spectacle dispersed. The cashier looked at me as if to say “what a god damn stupid nigger”, rung my shit up, and I left.
I fancy myself a nigropsychologist but I’m totally baffled by this nigger’s simian reasoning. What would possess an old nigger to waste time and gas driving to Wal-Mart at 2:00am just to start shit over a $2 Jug of chocolate milk? It’s like it was just holding out for the highest ‘gibs muh dat’ offer someone would make it.. but still...