Nigger Demands Chocolate Milk Justice

[OJ Chimpson]

This actually happened a few years back but I’m new to Chimpout so here it is.

My wife and I were at Wal-Mart around 2:00am and were waiting in the checkout line behind some middle aged Cosby-looking nigger. When it reached the cashier, it held up a 90% empty gallon of chocolate milk, claimed it was rotten, and demanded a refund.

The human cashier looked at it like it was crazy and timidly asked the obvious: “then why did you drink 90% of it?”. The nigger became irate and claimed it didn’t realize it was rotten until that point. It asked once more for a refund. The cashier was visibly annoyed by the nigger’s bullshit and told it she’d need to get a manager.

The manager arrived and immediately asked the same exact question to which the nigger repeated his answer. The manager tried to humor the ape by actually offering it a refund, and like clockwork, the nigger ‘flibdascrib’ on her just to be an aggravating nigger.

“Aw naw dis aint really bout no refund. Iss about the principa the whole thang. I shun hafta be drankin rotten milk n sheeut”

She asked: “Well sir. What exactly can we do for you then? Would you like a new chocolate milk?”

“naw fuck that. Dat shits prolly rotten too. I’m just trawna bring this shit to yall attintchin because it aint right yall be sellin rotten milk to people”

The manager then checked the expiration date on the jug and told the nigger it wasn’t even expired. The nigger just shrugged at this mountain of reasoning that had been leveled against it and continued standing there indignantly while the manager discussed the situation privately with the cashier. The manager then asked the nigger to accompany to her the milk section - probably to give it 10 jugs of milk - and I proceeded to checkout while the dozen or so humans that had gathered around this niggerific spectacle dispersed. The cashier looked at me as if to say “what a god damn stupid nigger”, rung my shit up, and I left.

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I fancy myself a nigropsychologist but I’m totally baffled by this nigger’s simian reasoning. What would possess an old nigger to waste time and gas driving to Wal-Mart at 2:00am just to start shit over a $2 Jug of chocolate milk? It’s like it was just holding out for the highest ‘gibs muh dat’ offer someone would make it.. but still...

[Nigger Free Territory]

Well NIGGER...PHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

OFF!!!!

[Bootlip]

Wait.....wait, you guys aren't looking at the big picture here. It's milk to you and I but to a nigger it's a much needed transfusion. How else can they keep that shitty color ??
Dat choco milk be fo med-is-nill poe-pusses, no-wha-imsayn.

[Ibenohambone]

Back in the days of the cotton fields these niggers would have killed each
other to "git som dat rotstin choklate mil"......gnomesayin...

[KRACKER_BACKER]

I saw a nigger pull this exact same shit when I worked at a retail store. The customer service employee told the nigger he had drank almost all the milk, and in so many words told the nigger to fuck off. The nigger demanded a manager, and of course the manager placated the nigger by giving it a refund

[General PoopyButt]

I, too have seen this scam by niggers to get deys free fooo an sheeit when I worked in retail. A sow came in and chimped out over a missing piece of wax paper between a deli cheese slice. Nigger made out with more free shit. My wife owns a restaurant and they attempt to pull this shit daily. She hates niggers and never gives in, though.

Just more of the

[Cotton Gin]

Niggers act like they're some type of medieval queen or king... One damn thing wrong and they complain and never shut the hell up about something that doesn't even matter. But their to retarded to be civilized anyways. What can we do about it besides send them back to africa? We can't just keep gibbing dem free stuf n sheeit. Thanks to them we have a nice fucked up economy.(Their a big part of it.) Great job niggers...

[spookavoider]

If there is anyway a nigger can get something for free, then you can bet they will try, even if its the most ludicrous, outrageous, absolutely childish logic they can apply. If every human would see through this front, and flatly and quickly refuse anything to a nigger grabbing for some handout, this shit would stop. Let them cry discrimination, or threaten, or even chimpout. It usually results in them leaving in handcuffs anyway.

The look a on a nigger's face is absolutely priceless when you simply say no without any explanation or reason. No details, no beating around the bush, no maybes, just a flat "NO" and you can head off so much TNB. When niggers threaten their "lawyah" I look them directly in the eye and reply "I have one too and I pay him a lot of money to stay on retainer."

[dechimpifier]

Attempted nigger lotto

yep

[nochitlins]

Stupid nigger probably kept the milk in a cabinet instead of the fridge. A friend of mine who works in a county jail told me the sheboon inmates wouldn't immediately drink their milk when it was served with meals. They'd leave it sitting until it was room temp then drink it.