Cop pulls over nigger. Nigger pisses on squad car.

[DEAD NIGGER STORAGE]

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The cop is incredibly polite about to let the niggers leave, but the inner chimp just wont let it happen.

[Dwight Mansburden]

Well...the cop pulled ol' Toby over but admitted he had erred in so doing....the old Negro did tell the cop he had to urinate...but the cop warned him not to move from the front of his car and left him standing there.

Many older men and older jigs like that have prostate/bladder problems. If you're male and live long enough so will you, probably. Suddenly you have to go...right now! And there's no holding it back. It didn't look like he was intentionally hosing down the cop car. So I sympathize with the old coon.

If I had been the cop I probably would have let the old buck go on his way with a warning and stopped at the nearest service station to wash any stray nigger piss off the bumper.

There are far more deserving niggers to bust out there who the cop's time would be better utilized in going after.

[DEAD NIGGER STORAGE]

Well...the cop pulled ol' Toby over but admitted he had erred in so doing....the old Negro did tell the cop he had to urinate...but the cop warned him not to move from the front of his car and left him standing there.

Many older men and older jigs like that have prostate/bladder problems. If you're male and live long enough so will you, probably. Suddenly you have to go...right now! And there's no holding it back. It didn't look like he was intentionally hosing down the cop car. So I sympathize with the old coon.

If I had been the cop I probably would have let the old buck go on his way with a warning and stopped at the nearest service station to wash any stray nigger piss off the bumper.

There are far more deserving niggers to bust out there who the cop's time would be better utilized in going after.

I totally agree. When you gotta go you gotta go. The cop is the reason he was being detained in the first place so really its his fault. I just think its funny because its a nigger. What would have been great is if the nigger ran to a tree to go and the cop just emptied his magazine into him.

[dustytoothpick]

When you gotta go, you gotta go. I carry a container in my vehicle called a 'Little John'. That's what it is. Of course it does no good if you're not in the vehicle. But I've used it many times. It's better than trying to get lined up to piss in a pop bottle.

[Ku Klux Klam]

When I was a teenager I got thrown in jail for a few hours for public intoxication and minor in consumption. We had an old jailhouse there in Indiana. They put me in a cell by myself without a toilet to sober up. All it had was a sink that the water didn't work in. I asked to to use the restroom several times and after pounding about a 12 pack of beer I seriously had to piss. They deputies shined me on so I pissed in the sink. Turned out the plumbing on that sink had been retired long ago and the drain was cut off inside the wall. My pee ended up dribbling down the wall, through a crack in the floor and onto the sheriff's desk a floor below. Assholes tried to slap me with another charge of using a device to release an offensive substance. Needless to say I got all of the charges dropped.

[Munky]

What county jail was that Klam?

[Ku Klux Klam]

What county jail was that Klam?

That was in Jay County their old jail back in the early 80's. They have a shiny new one there now.

[Justin Igger]

Most people don't realize that whipping it out anywhere but a bathroom can get you convicted of a sex crime and forever labeled as a sex offender.


If it's that much of an emergency just piss your pants.