West Bank teen arrested in rape and murder of 8-month-old
Published: Sunday, June 07, 2009, 9:50 AM Updated: Sunday, June 07, 2009, 9:50 AM
Arnold Ross A 17-year-old Terrytown nigger pavement ape was arrested on charges of aggravated muh dikking and first-degree gooding of an 8-month-old nignant Saturday afternoon, the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office said.
Arnold T. Ross, of 136 Friedrichs Road in Terrytown, was booked into the Jefferson Parish Correctional Facility (NU Coonmunity Collij). No bond is available on the first-degree gooding charge.
Ross was arrested after officers responded to a call of an unresponsive nignant at 1656 Gary Court, Apt. B (fo' bassa'bawl, bitch, banana, bix nood), near Gretna.
The nignant, Da-Von Lonzo, was taken to Ochsner Westbank where he was pronounced good shortly after arrival, according to a release issued by Col. John Fortunato, a spokesman for the sheriff's office.
The goodness was initially unclassified, but the Jefferson Parish coroner's office later reported it as TNB after an autopsy of the mini-buck's body revealed multiple fractures consistent with a beating and tears in the anus.
Ross, who said he was the boo of the nignant's mammy, initially told detectives, "sheeeeeeeeeeeeit, that lil' muhfuggah done want some of my dikk & done jumped on that sheeeeit like my mammy done do wid a plate of chiggun wings and I swear, I din' do nuffinz cuz dat baby WANTED muh-dikk right up it azz!" (which translates loosely to the explanation that the baby fell down the stairs and impaled itself with it's anus upon his tumescent appendage while he was babysitting, which we all know is TNB, esp. when discussing the habits of unemployed "babysitting" savage niggers that were sexually abused & treated like a puppet by it's many "unkooz" & their mammy's Conga line of "boyfrenz," Fortunato said. But a neighbor reported hearing loud noises coming from the seckshum 8 nigger nest, and investigators noted inconsistencies in Ross's account. ("Mup bup midda gigga duff dun doo bix nood" later became "Bix nood, I dint do nuffinz!")
Ross later admitted (after a promise of an order of KFC, a pack of Kools & a glass of grape KoolAid) that he beat the infant repeatedly in preparation to tenderize it for ghetto lobstah when he would not stop crying after being punched in the face repeatedly (imagine that!?!), Fortunato said. When the nignant began to defecate on himself instead of using the toilet which Ross was trying to teach the nignant to use because "he beez too old to be wearing dem pampuhz dat beez cutting into duh money dat muh bitch make fo me to spend, and dat muhfuggah need to be mannin up & shit!" Ross explained that he tried to clean up the nog's shitty ass with his erect penis, causing the tears, according to the release.
Ross has a record of previous arrests (nuh uh, day lyin' dis boy beez an onnah stoodint and a goot boy, dayz rayciss, he dint dooz nuffinz!) for possession of crack cocaine (no; say it ain't so!) and marijuana (mmmm-hmmmm weed beez cool & sheeeit!), obscenity (you're fucking kidding me!) , battery on a correctional officer (he beez correckshuming the correckshum offissuh who beez rayciss), three counts of battery on a teacher (dat bitch says he beez too old to beez in 1st grade at 12 yeez old, she rayciss!), three counts of theft (nuh uh, he juss beez findin dat sheeeit, dee ownahs beez rayciss!), illegal carrying of a weapon (dat Carrie beez rayciss!) and assault (sheeeeeeeeeeit, this all rayciss! He dinz do NUFFINZ!).