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  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eoppen View Post
    "In lieu of a funeral, the residents of Cabrini-Green will hold a three-day celebration. Those attending are requested to furnish their own waddy melons, KFC, McDonalds food, jenkem, crack and malt likka."
    I thought Cabrini Green was closed

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeannieD View Post
    I thought Cabrini Green was closed
    The first post is a year old. Cabrini Green shut down in March 2011.
    "Lesson 1, if a nigger buck can't eat it, fuck it, or sell it, he kills it. lesson ended." - Bill Clinton

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    I now have a hernia !!!!

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    This is way too funny! I'll be thinking of this all day at work!
    Great job!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc johnson View Post
    funeral arrangements are unclear at this point, but the family has requested donations of "40's, blunts, and kfc" in lieu of cards or flowers. "dat muffugah dead - what in tha' hell he gonna do wit' flowers?" a relative was quoted as saying.

    ^%$# niggers!

    Doc
    yoo dum ayus crakah mutha fucka...yo ayus fo-git da wattamewen en da riyubs!...en doan choo eva caw it a bathroom...it be a baffroom!

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    you cant make this stuff up.............. Oh wait you can, and it still would be the truth.
    Welcome to the USSA, papers please.

    "Logic is like kryptonite to a nigger lover, like books are kryptonite to a nigger. -Nigligent"

    "If we lost the Civil war we'd just be Brits with a nigger problem. Instead we're Socialist Americans with a liberal democratic nigger problem -Nigligent"

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    Excellent! However, you should have quoted the "grandmother" since no doubt the buck raped and murdered its mother when the mother stole its stash in 4th grade
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