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    Default No invite for Obamas to Prince William's wedding.

    President Obama and his wife Michelle will not be invited to Prince William's wedding next year.

    Royal sources revealed yesterday that the American President and his wife are not among the congregation as William's wedding to Kate Middleton is not classed as a 'state occasion' - as the Prince is not yet heir to the throne.

    Courtiers suggested they are more eager to ask ordinary citizens and charity workers than foreign dignitaries and VIPs at the 'people's wedding'.
    The Mail also understands that the couple are said to feel no pressure to fill the 2,000 seats at Westminster Abbey.

    Despite the Obama's not being invited, a number of heads of state are likely attend the ceremony on April 29 in line with previous royal weddings, possibly including France's president Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni.

    But the decision to exclude the U.S. President and his wife Michelle from the celebrations is a break from tradition.
    What? They couldn't find a place for the organ grinder? Racists.



    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-wedding.html


    Look. Organ grinder man is sad.



    Standing there all alone. Poor organ grinder man......
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    Would you let a nigger into your wedding? Hell no!
    Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? Galatians 4:16





    "To a nigger cost and value are one and the same thing which is why they are unable to distinguish between someone who is rich and someone who just temporarily has a lot of disposable income."-Leeroy Jenkem

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    He'd rape the groom (Considering it's Obama)

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    Can you picture Michelle Obama showing up in some ridiculous outfit like you see the old negro ladies wearing to church on Sunday morning?

    Maybe Aretha Franklin can loan Michelle that monstrosity of an outfit she wore to the Inniggeration. Aretha soon won't need it anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ StoopNig View Post
    Would you let a nigger into your wedding? Hell no!
    probably already have enough waiters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Say No To Niggers View Post




    Twinkle twinkle little NIGGER
    All you do is sit and figure
    Don't you know that if you get bigger
    All you'll be is a bigger NIGGER.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Count Niggula View Post
    Can you picture Michelle Obama showing up in some ridiculous outfit like you see the old negro ladies wearing to church on Sunday morning?
    Yes, I can!
    Chimpelle has the fashion savvy of a redneck drag queen.
    She is franchising a new retail chain called Trannies R Us, specializing in casual and dress clothes for ghetto goblins.

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    I'd say the reason why is the way he dissed the UK when he was redecorating the White House (orange, green and purple carpet) and sent the bust of Churchill back. He also gave the queen a fucking iPod that she wasn't able to use. Of course the Prince probably knew that he and moochelle would be raiding the buffet table (wrapping food in "nakkins" and stashing it in every pocket and moochelle's stolen, fake Gucci bag) and drinking all of the Colt 45s. Moochelle would be axing, "Where da white women at?" and Barook would be axing "Where all da black menz at?" The Prince is saving the HNIC a ton of embarrassment.

    William didn't want Osambo's nigger entourage stealing the silverware and china, and pickpocketing the guests either. Plus, he didn't want his disgust at their cheap ass gift (an Obama-signed backabaw probably) to be shown either. Goddamn I could go on and on about the reasons he didn't invite the fucking nigger, but I am sleepy.

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    Why would he invite those jaboons?

    *) He knows you don't just invite one coon to your party without a dozen others inviting themselves

    *) Doesn't want his wedding disturbed by gunplay between chimping niggers (they do this at coonerals, and the occasional nigger wedding).

    *) He probably already has an iPod

    *) Doesn't need a collection of US DVDs that don't play on British DVD players.

    *) Doesn't want the HNIC caught oogling the bride's maids.

    *) Doesn't do frahd chigguns un foadies of :45

    *) Doesn't want to play bassabawl during reception.
    If we judged them by the content of their character, they'd be begging us to judge them by the color of their skin

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    The caterer didn't offer fried chickunz, waddymelon and grape drank on the reception menu and they didn't want to have to endure the inevitable chimp out.

    LUFTWAFFE: 10, NIGGERS: 0

 

 

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