I can't seem to stay out of the Yard. I just joined Chimpout last night, and already I've had a (somewhat) major coontact (I hope the trend does not continue, I hate dealing with the nasty beasts):
My family and I went to this little hole in the wall Mexican restaurant last night. The restaurant was literally empty when we walked in. We saw almost the whole Mexican family that owned it, sitting up front waiting for customers. A young mexican man took our order. He was DEFINITELY from Mexico, as he spoke very broken English. I had to ask him to repeat something a couple of times, but no big deal (he was working an hinest job, trying to learn the language, and very considerate). The food and the service was great. When we were just about finished eating, a groid fambly sat down to eat. The same young man that waited on us was waiting on them. As I was walking by to pay (luckily, the rest of my family had gone to the car), the oldest male groid axed me if I could tell him what the waiter was saying (and he axed me in niggerbabble). I told him that the waiter wanted to know what they wanted to drink. The nigger said he couldn't understand sheeit the guy was saying, and that he should learn to speak English (he said this in front of the waiter!). I told the groid that I had a MUCH easier time understanding what the waiter said than what he (the groid) said. I told him I find it much easier to decipher broken English with a Spanish accent than I do deciphering Ebonics. I also mentioned that the waiter was very nice and that he should not be insulted because he's actually working an honest job and not axing for gubmint handouts. The stupid bastard then erupted in (literally) undecipherable niggerbabble, threw a drink on the floor, and he and his fambly left. I felt bad about the mess I had caused from running my mouth, so I found the the owner and his up front and apologized for the mess and for running off a paying (yeah, RIGHT) customer. The owner looked at me REALLY funny, and the wife THANKED me. Evidently, they've had problems with niggers before. Hopefully, the rest of my coontacts can be as helpful as this one!