A Must-Read for Chimpers - Retarded White Couple drives through DRC Alone

[unchained]

I honestly cant wait till china owns this shit hole continent and puts troops on the ground.Those niggers thing white colonist were bad,,,,,,

[Mean Mr Mustard]

So on page six they talk about stopping at a mission run by a Frère Louis. This Frère Louis is telling them horror stories from his living in the DRC for 40 yrs. He gave these two idiots a copy of a report witness stories Frère Louis gathered. Here's some excerpts from the witnesses. Just goes to show what savages these "people" are.

"Y"'s brother went fishing in Missa and saw mischief like cutting of ears. They fry the ears in a pan eat them. They make the victims look at how their own ears are being fried and eaten. They are being accused of cooperation with the Congolese FAC army. The May May continue to eat humans. Y's brother managed to escape to Bukama, this is where I met him.

They kill those four soldiers and eat them. They then carry one of the heads of the murdered soldiers to Kintobongo and put the head on the table in our mission. They do this as warning not to attack hem, if not this is what happens.

The hunters (May-May) asked food at the woman of Chef Kitumba. The women told they did not have food. The hunters then demanded that they roast their children for them to eat.

I made use of the time my two guards entered their hut to eat the meal they made out of a young woman that the MayMay just killed.

[biologist]

OMG, what a zoo! I can't understand why a sane person would want to travel to such a shithole.

[Feral_Coon_Slayer]

Is this one of those National Geographic Comedy Issues, I was hearing about for ages?

[Obongo's Purple Lips]

I was so enthralled that I had to read the entire thing. These niggers are so primitive and brutish that this account makes The Heart of Darkness look like Battlestar Gallactica. I'm certain driving through Afghanistan would be easier and less dangerous than what these people did. They are incredibly lucky to be alive.

[Crashdown]

As supplies would be very hard to get we decided to stock up on supplies. I know that for South Africans it very normal to transport an entire pick&pay to your destination :twisted: but for us this was very unusual as we usually eat what we can find. But not so in this case, we bought food for an entire month. 3 meals a day. This would prove to be a very good decision.

Gotta love how it never occurs to this arrogant little bitch that South African humans might actually know a little more about living in Apefrika than a pair of libby Belgian twats.

On a second point, for those unfamiliar with such things. Take note that every single item on that table in the photo, is a South African product, right down to good old "Ouma's beskuit".

[Exterminanegros]

Customs Officer: "Hi, that'll be 5$US"
- Me: "Ofcourse,but what is it for exactly?"
CO: "Tourist tax"
- Me: "Oh, I was not aware of the existance of a tourist tax?"
CO: "Yes, but only on the first entry"
- Me: "Aaaah, ofcourse how could I forget. I already paid this when I entered at by boat in Kinshasa a few months ago" <-- I lied, there is no such tax and I never paid such tax. But I did have the proof of my previous entry in Congo in my passport
Co: *long silence*
Co: *hesitating* "You still have to pay..."

At least in Mexico if you know the law and make that known to an official you get the option to do things the right way, including traffic tickets.

Mexican official: You ran that stop sign. We will have to tow your car or the fine is $100. (Trying to get $50)

Foreign Motorist: I have the fine table for this jurisdiction. The fine is $40, and it is issued via a ticket that can be paid within a month and appealed to a municipal judge.

Mexican official: Okay smartass, this one time I will write you this ticket, but you better pay it in time or we will impound your car.

Foreign motorist: Is there a way you are allowed to handle the fine right here?

Mexican official: Something like that... wink wink

Foreign motorist: Take another look at my registration. (10 or 20 dollars behind the registration paper)

Mexican official: Okay come with me over on the passenger side of your car. ...... Don't do it again. This is a warning. Have a nice day!

In a nigger coontry:

Nigger Cop Thug: Gibs muh $50 fo runnin dat stop sign.

Motorist: The fine is $10

Nigger Cop Thug: Gibs muh o uz gonna get raped!

[Reformation]

These stupid nigger lovers are quite possibly the luckiest humans on the planet. I find his actions inexcusable, he took his WIFE in a Jeep through this shit hole? HOW she wasnt raped and eaten is beyond me...

If i saw him id punch him in his damn stupid mouth for endangering them both like that. As someone else said i'd rather swim with Great Whites (no pun intended) than travel amongst these savages, the gibs me dat and general jaboonery in that thread is legendary even for the nigger beast.

They seem to treat it like a game, they ignored warnings to stay in the guarded compound and went out to get a beer, are they fucking bat shit crazy? Maybe they survived on their pure audacity, i have no idea. Very VERY lucky people.

[Exterminanegros]

Stupid illiterate niggers!

The policy guy then told us we had to register. We did not feel much like it, but hey, if he wants to copy over all of our details in his little book, why not. When he was done he asked for money as he had registered us. We politely told him that registration is not a paying service in Congo. It never had been.

That's not true he said, it is an integral part of his job to ask for money from people who pass trough here. We had a chuckle but stayed polite and told him that if that is the case, then why is it not in writing anywhere.
He then caught us by surprise by claiming it is written in the official police handbook! He got up, and got out this little black book. It was titled something along the line of "Official guidelines for Police officers in the RDC" (not sure about exact title).

The first chapter were the 'ten commandments' of the police officers, the third item read:

"Créer une base de données de tous les voyageurs dans votre regio"

He read it for us and said:

"Créer une base de donnes de tous les voyageurs dans votre regio"
"Create a base of donations from all travellers in your region"

We couldn't believe what we heard. Had they really constitutionalized corruption? If this was true we would have little choice but to pay.
In disbelief we took the book out of his hands and read the phrase again. Yes, it was really written here...

It took us a minute before we realised that it was not "donne" (pronounced "don", like in Don Quichote) but "donnée" (pronounced don-E).
What was actually written was:

"Create a database of all travellers in your region"

We had to try very hard to keep our laughter down. At first we tought he just tricked us into it. But that was not the case, he genuinely believed it was written that he had to collect money from travellers. He had no idea what a database was.

[BALROG]

I honestly cant wait till china owns this shit hole continent and puts troops on the ground.Those niggers thing white colonist were bad,,,,,,

Ohhh BIG TIME! I cannot wait until the Chicoms get in there!

They will not put up with TNB for a damn second! There will be Chicom AK's spraying these out of control savages for miles. Even the corrupt warlords will be blown to bits. The UN will be freaking out, and the SA nigs will be begging to bring back apartheid if the Chicoms get in there.

Just wait. The Chinese do not screw around or put up with any PC BS. And they don't drop care packages, food drops or first aid medical supplies etc either like the west. These niggers think they have it bad now! ? Oh boy are they in for a BIG suprise!