Niggers - A Field Spotter's Guide to the Species

[Doc Johnson]

Most people would agree that Negroes are disgusting creatures best left to be avoided. Having been allowed to celebrate their "culture" and "heritage", the common domesticated Nigger is rapidly de-evolving back into a more feral state - and becoming ever more dangerous.

However, it is intriguing to note that although the common "Nigrus Americanus" and wilder "Nigrus Africanus" closely resemble each other, there are indeed a great variety of sub-species of these Yard Apes that may be classified in a number of distinct groupings for scientific purposes.

Without further ado, let us explore the fascinating World of Nigger species!

1. Bantu Nigger

Perpetually being Nature's own version of a Court Jester, the Bantu Nigger or "Clownus Africanus" is readily identifiable by it's impossibly wide flaring nostrils - so much so that they are often as wide as the Bantu's mouth!



Some common examples of the modern Bantu Nigger include cRap Star "Flava Flav" and it's balding mother. The Bantu is also known to decorate itself with copious amounts of cheap, shiny metal in an attempt to attract (or blind) members of the opposite sex in order to induce mating. Despite these efforts, the common Bantu still pretty much looks like a turd with gold teeth.

[Doc Johnson]

2. Bushman Nigger

When the settlers from Northern Europe first landed in what is now known as South Africa, there wasn't a Nigger in sight except for the occasional Bushman which was used for tracking game.

The Afrikanners tamed the wild Veld, and turned an empty wasteland into a paradise, making it the richest country in Africa. Alas, the kindness of these intrepid adventurers was their undoing - their generosity also attracted hoards of disgusting gorrila-like Niggers from the surrounding states, which ultimately overwhelmed the social support system and turned the cities into teeming slums.





The Bushman is easily identified by it's rice bowl haircut, and odd manner of communicating. Some common examples of the Bushman include the Clickity-Click Nigger from "The Gods Must be Crazy" and cRap & Blues singer Usher.

[Doc Johnson]

3. The "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger

The "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger is an exceedingly dangerous species. Usually being produced by forcible rape of a Human female, the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger has been enhanced with Human DNA and views itself as being "better" than the run-of-the-mill Negroe.

Charaterized by the use of eloquent speech, lies and trickery the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger seeks to beguile and betray gullible Humans and normal stupid Niggers.







Usually featuring a murky background surrounded by lies, the "High Yellow" Flim-Nigger typically is found in Politics. Examples of the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger include the magic Hoo-Doo Voo-Doo nigger Elijah Mohammed, his successor Louis Farikoon, and of course America's favorite Kenyan usurper Prezadent Black-ass Obama.

[Doc Johnson]

4. Banana Mouthed Nigger

The Banana Mouthed Nigger is named so by virtue of the fact that it's mouth is so wide that a banana could easily be carried in it sideways. These Niggers are descendants of slaves brought to the Caribbean Islands, and are typically sub-humanoid loud-mouthed violent assholes.

Canada in all of its Leftist wisdom began avidly importing Banana Mouthed Niggers from Jamaica to prove that the "White and Uptight" country was really Jiggy wid' it!

However, in the 1990's it soon found the City of Toronto terrorized by packs of Jamaicoon Drug Gangs. Libtard judges gave these Cop Killers lenient sentences amounting to a slap on the wrist, and they were given free housing and a monthly allotment that outpaced the wages earned by professionally employed tax-paying Canadians.







Examples of the Banana Mouthed Nigger include JJ Walker (Dyn-O-Mite!), cRap Star Busta Rhymes, and of course any Chimpanzee.

[whitecanadian]

4. Banana Mouthed Nigger

The Banana Mouthed Nigger is named so by virtue of the fact that it's mouth is so wide that a banana could easily be carried in it sideways. These Niggers are descendants of slaves brought to the Caribbean Islands, and are typically sub-humanoid loud-mouthed violent assholes.

Canada in all of its Leftist wisdom began avidly importing Banana Mouthed Niggers from Jamaica to prove that the "White and Uptight" country was really Jiggy wid' it!

However, in the 1990's it soon found the City of Toronto terrorized by packs of Jamaicoon Drug Gangs. Libtard judges gave these Cop Killers lenient sentences amounting to a slap on the wrist, and they were given free housing and a monthly allotment that outpaced the wages earned by professionally employed tax-paying Canadians.

Yup, these Jamaicoons are what we have in overabundant numbers here in Canada, particularly in the Toronto area. However, they are not a new species. I grew up in Toronto in the 1970s and my public school was infested with the parasites. To this day, I still vividly remember being surrounded by packs of them in the schoolyard chanting "black is beautiful, white is shit", punching and kicking at us white kids, while teachers stood by, in their true libtard form, and did NOTHING about it. These banana mouthed beasts were also the ones, in third grade, who gave me a true taste of TNB when I was beaten senseless by six of the cowards. No fighting fair with Jamaicoons. They think they are real bad ass types, but they will never fight one on one... always in feral packs.

And now, thanks to the next generation of liberal left wing politicians, we are importing vast numbers of Somalicoons. Seems they are even worse than the Jamaicoons (if that's possible).

[whitecanadian]

I'd be happy to see Canada return to "white and uptight". To me, that means NO NIGGERS ! Unfortunately, Canada has always been "jiggy with it" during my lifetime.

[Jigaboo Jackson]

Great to see this thread back up Doc

[Doc Johnson]

Great to see this thread back up Doc

Thanks Jigaboo - it just totally disappeared for some weird reason. I'm trying to re-create it now from memory!

The stuff everyone else added was absolutely hilarious - I wish it didn't all get wiped out....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[Jigaboo Jackson]

Thanks Jigaboo - it just totally disappeared for some weird reason. I'm trying to re-create it now from memory!

The stuff everyone else added was absolutely hilarious - I wish it didn't all get wiped out....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

Something happened with the server or something, we lost 2 days worth of posts, Im rewriting my hair did nigger and rastafarian posts so ill have those back up in a bit, keep up the good work!

[Jigaboo Jackson]

The Hair Did Nigger



The hair did nigger is a breed of (mostly sows or downlow buck) ape in which the "looks at meee!" gene is magnified by 1000. The hair did nigger is easily distinguishable by excessive use of bright colors and absolutely absurd hair styles, nails and fake jewlery. Name brands and product endorsments are common in the hair did nigger because as we know, all breeds of niggers think free advertising=gibs muh dat.

For more info, do a google image search for the Bronner Brothers Hair Show and be prepared to lol all over the place!