Most people would agree that Negroes are disgusting creatures best left to be avoided. Having been allowed to celebrate their "culture" and "heritage", the common domesticated Nigger is rapidly de-evolving back into a more feral state - and becoming ever more dangerous.
However, it is intriguing to note that although the common "Nigrus Americanus" and wilder "Nigrus Africanus" closely resemble each other, there are indeed a great variety of sub-species of these Yard Apes that may be classified in a number of distinct groupings for scientific purposes.
Without further ado, let us explore the fascinating World of Nigger species!
1. Bantu Nigger
Perpetually being Nature's own version of a Court Jester, the Bantu Nigger or "Clownus Africanus" is readily identifiable by it's impossibly wide flaring nostrils - so much so that they are often as wide as the Bantu's mouth!
Some common examples of the modern Bantu Nigger include cRap Star "Flava Flav" and it's balding mother. The Bantu is also known to decorate itself with copious amounts of cheap, shiny metal in an attempt to attract (or blind) members of the opposite sex in order to induce mating. Despite these efforts, the common Bantu still pretty much looks like a turd with gold teeth.