Niggers - A Field Spotter's Guide to the Species

[Doc Johnson]

Most people would agree that Negroes are disgusting creatures best left to be avoided. Having been allowed to celebrate their "culture" and "heritage", the common domesticated Nigger is rapidly de-evolving back into a more feral state - and becoming ever more dangerous.

However, it is intriguing to note that although the common "Nigrus Americanus" and wilder "Nigrus Africanus" closely resemble each other, there are indeed a great variety of sub-species of these Yard Apes that may be classified in a number of distinct groupings for scientific purposes.

Without further ado, let us explore the fascinating World of Nigger species!

1. Bantu Nigger

Perpetually being Nature's own version of a Court Jester, the Bantu Nigger or "Clownus Africanus" is readily identifiable by it's impossibly wide flaring nostrils - so much so that they are often as wide as the Bantu's mouth!



Some common examples of the modern Bantu Nigger include cRap Star "Flava Flav" and it's balding mother. The Bantu is also known to decorate itself with copious amounts of cheap, shiny metal in an attempt to attract (or blind) members of the opposite sex in order to induce mating. Despite these efforts, the common Bantu still pretty much looks like a turd with gold teeth.

[Doc Johnson]

2. Bushman Nigger

When the settlers from Northern Europe first landed in what is now known as South Africa, there wasn't a Nigger in sight except for the occasional Bushman which was used for tracking game.

The Afrikanners tamed the wild Veld, and turned an empty wasteland into a paradise, making it the richest country in Africa. Alas, the kindness of these intrepid adventurers was their undoing - their generosity also attracted hoards of disgusting gorrila-like Niggers from the surrounding states, which ultimately overwhelmed the social support system and turned the cities into teeming slums.





The Bushman is easily identified by it's rice bowl haircut, and odd manner of communicating. Some common examples of the Bushman include the Clickity-Click Nigger from "The Gods Must be Crazy" and cRap & Blues singer Usher.

[Doc Johnson]

3. The "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger

The "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger is an exceedingly dangerous species. Usually being produced by forcible rape of a Human female, the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger has been enhanced with Human DNA and views itself as being "better" than the run-of-the-mill Negroe.

Charaterized by the use of eloquent speech, lies and trickery the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger seeks to beguile and betray gullible Humans and normal stupid Niggers.







Usually featuring a murky background surrounded by lies, the "High Yellow" Flim-Nigger typically is found in Politics. Examples of the "High Yellow" Flim-Flam Nigger include the magic Hoo-Doo Voo-Doo nigger Elijah Mohammed, his successor Louis Farikoon, and of course America's favorite Kenyan usurper Prezadent Black-ass Obama.

[Jigaboo Jackson]

Great to see this thread back up Doc

[Doc Johnson]

4. Banana Mouthed Nigger

The Banana Mouthed Nigger is named so by virtue of the fact that it's mouth is so wide that a banana could easily be carried in it sideways. These Niggers are descendants of slaves brought to the Caribbean Islands, and are typically sub-humanoid loud-mouthed violent assholes.

Canada in all of its Leftist wisdom began avidly importing Banana Mouthed Niggers from Jamaica to prove that the "White and Uptight" country was really Jiggy wid' it!

However, in the 1990's it soon found the City of Toronto terrorized by packs of Jamaicoon Drug Gangs. Libtard judges gave these Cop Killers lenient sentences amounting to a slap on the wrist, and they were given free housing and a monthly allotment that outpaced the wages earned by professionally employed tax-paying Canadians.







Examples of the Banana Mouthed Nigger include JJ Walker (Dyn-O-Mite!), cRap Star Busta Rhymes, and of course any Chimpanzee.

[Doc Johnson]

Great to see this thread back up Doc

Thanks Jigaboo - it just totally disappeared for some weird reason. I'm trying to re-create it now from memory!

The stuff everyone else added was absolutely hilarious - I wish it didn't all get wiped out....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[Jigaboo Jackson]

Thanks Jigaboo - it just totally disappeared for some weird reason. I'm trying to re-create it now from memory!

The stuff everyone else added was absolutely hilarious - I wish it didn't all get wiped out....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

Something happened with the server or something, we lost 2 days worth of posts, Im rewriting my hair did nigger and rastafarian posts so ill have those back up in a bit, keep up the good work!

[Jigaboo Jackson]

The Hair Did Nigger



The hair did nigger is a breed of (mostly sows or downlow buck) ape in which the "looks at meee!" gene is magnified by 1000. The hair did nigger is easily distinguishable by excessive use of bright colors and absolutely absurd hair styles, nails and fake jewlery. Name brands and product endorsments are common in the hair did nigger because as we know, all breeds of niggers think free advertising=gibs muh dat.

For more info, do a google image search for the Bronner Brothers Hair Show and be prepared to lol all over the place!

[Jigaboo Jackson]

The Rastafarian Nigger

The Rastafarian nigger (or rasta for short) is a type of ape that originates from the shithole of Jamaica. The rasta boons are easily spotted by their trademark dreadlocks (more like shitlocks amirite?), the colors red, yellow and greed and a horrific stench of both shit and marijuana thats much stronger than most niggers. Popularized by half-breed Bob Marley, this breed of coon originated as a religious movement (form of hoodoo) but quickly spread to intertwine with other nigger breeds and human subcultures including hippies, the common american pavement ape and liberal white suburban kids. As a religion, Rastafarianism sprang out of Marcus Garvey's Back to Africa Movement (a nigger movement I fully support!) rasta niggers believe smoking pot is the answer to everything and that a dead Ethiopian emperor is Jesus Christ

Fun fact: By mixing shit (literally) with their nappy, greasy hair; the rasta nigger creates their infamous dreadlock hairstyle; which some scientists believe could be used as a minor biological weapon

[Miss Ann]

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