college coontact

[Martin Luther Coon]

So.. I'm in a graduate program for city planning- a field that encompasses geography, some tech and internet stuff, architecture, and law. I prefer to think of it as the study of civilization, and the study of improvements that humans have made to their civilizations throughout history. The program attracts a very diverse crowd of humans into its rolls- but unfortunately, the school's diversity policy applies to the North American Pavement Ape as well...

I'm not talking your typical AA college coon that can put together a sentence and have the libtards throw a parade for it. I'm talking some real knuckle-dragging, boot lipped, huge pawed, cross-eyed, STUPID boons that with no exaggeration can be compared to the drawings of A. Wyatt Mann. Even the libtard professors are at a loss when dealing with their boonery.

So, as this struck me as a good opportunity to start posting round here again, maybe try to fit in more this time, here's my first weekly report on college campus coonery.


Geo 607: Urban Design, Th 4:15-7, Lapin Hall 201

2:00 PM- Arrive on campus, park, and prepare for class in the lab
3:00 PM- Leave the lab, feed meter, smoke, get coffee
3:15 PM- Observe nigger classmate attempting to parallel park sputtering Ford Taurus with mixed results
4:00 PM- Another cigarette. Observe nigger classmate seated in car with vacant stare.
4:15 PM- Class begins, students seated are 100% human
4:16 PM- Attendance taken, absent are: Jordan (N), Tameka (N, LOL), and Deshawn (N, LOL)
4:30 PM- Nigger Deshawn from car saunters in, declares "ah coudn fahn a spaht", noisily situates itself in back of room
4:45 PM: Tameka appears, noisily situates itself adjacent to boon #1, Jordan remains MIA

Keep in mind this is a graduate level class with a few underclassmen thrown in. It meets once a week. Even at this state school, missing half an hour of a class amounts to around 60 dollars wasted, just sayin'

5:15 PM: Class discussion turns to the European origins of American city planning, murmurs from the boons
5:20 PM: Class discussion turns to the concept of the "white city" movement, from the turn of the century (19th-20th) which is the movement that advocated for cleaner cities, and gave us "human" urban amenities such as city parks
5:20:01 PM: AWWW FUCK U TALKIN BOUT DATS RAYCISS!!!

The startled libtard professor stammered, and attempted to explain to the boons that "yes, racism toward african americans was prevalent in the early 1900s" , "but white city refers to-"

RAYCISS!!!!

To her credit, the libtard professor rattled off some demographic stats from the time period that showed niggers were basically non-existent in Chicago at the time, but that didn't settle the boons down. So we had this one sided 20 minute coonversation with well meaning libtard professor and two knuckledraggers.

Usually these three hour classes let out like half an hour early, but not today...

As the lecture concluded, libtard professor announced next week's lab assignment, which involves walking to the "main drag" of the town our campus is in, and taking inventory of businesses. Fat nigger Tameka loudly proclaims, "fuck dat bitch on about? ah aint walkin alla way ova mahket steet!"

"Mahket" street is literally half a mile away from our classroom.

[Crashdown]

And thanks to AA, this is what will design and plan our cities of the future. Better get used to living in mud huts I guess.

[Gypshun]

Nice post. It really is amazing how a class of what I'm guessing is between 20-40 can go completely smoothly but for the three jigs, who try as hard as they can to completely ruin it. And humans are so brainwashed that most of us actually, truly, in our hearts believe that these apes are equal to us, despite every single evidence to the contrary. That's not what Marx had in mind when he coined the term 'false consciousness,' but shit, if there's a better example I haven't found it.

[Hondo]

MLC......architecture here...So I know your story all too well.

Seriously...
How do these niggers get into these upper level graduate courses?
I mean a specialized curriculum as CRP isn't exactly " leisure studies 101.
Amazing how these lib-tard college/univ. placement wanks will move heaven and earth just to meet a fucking nigger quota in certain fields of study.
I have to think they are all on some sort of cash bonus system. Has to be.

[Out of Detroit]

You can't fix stupid, and all the money in the world won't help.

[RabbitNoMore]

You can't polish a turd either, but that won't stop the libtards from trying...

[Obongo's Purple Lips]

You should see them chimp out when Dred Scott v. Sanford is discussed in law school. "I beez wantin muh reparashuns n sheeit!"

[Martin Luther Coon]

First of all- niggers in LAW SCHOOL???? LOL!!!

I feel for ya, bub. Not only do you have to deal with niggershines in a point in your life meant to complete and perfect your education, but immediately upon graduation you'll be at a disadvantage to niggers who had enough human influence to get through the program.

Fortunately, few pass the bar

Think of some really good shit to say for when you get to nigger Brown vs. Topeka B of E... should be good times