Just got back from the beach,
I dont pay 5 euros to lie down on a sunbed so i take a towel with me and get some beer instead.
so i pick a spot with no children, no loud fucktards, and no niggers.
I put the towel down light a cig and put on my hypnosis mp3s that make me want to sunbathe instead of fuck off after 10mins.
so 2 hours later i open my eyes and i see a fucking black bees nest thing so i get up and two fucking niggers had been lying right next to me between the gap of the beds munching cheetos or something cause there was orange shit all over my shoes and towel.
as i get up the sheeboon starts laughing and points and said "he dont got no money fo a bed" so i said "fuck you nigger you dont got no brain in yo head"
then this fucking thing i thought was a rug next to her sat up and it looked like he had a fucking turban of shit dreadlocks wraped round his head like a snail.
he gets up and i notice hes smoking weed in his hand and he starts to get angry.
I said to the nigger "dont even think about it cause all i have to do is get up and sit on the bed behind me and i can tell the Bed cashiers to report you for smoking weed and you will be in jail for 6 months and deported"
he made what i can only be described as a screw face and they both got up and left.
i then tried to light up a cigarette but my lighter had run out so i went home.
this is the weirdest nigger ive seen his hair looked like a fucking black snake wrapped around its head in a ball and his head looked like a mushroom.


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