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    46. SHARE THE WEALTH: Niggers are ever-so-fond of "sharing the wealth" - but only when it means taking away YOUR stuff, not giving away theirs. Chimps are greedy, grabbing creatures by nature - and Niggers, which share 99.9% of the Chimpanzee DNA, are no different. Niggers will "share the wealth" by robbing, looting, and raping - and somehow rationalize it in their primitive inbred minds that "Whitey Owes Me". Here's a Newsflash, Mandingo - Whitey doesn't owe you SHIT! You sub-humanoid pieces of Simian filth should be thanking us everyday for importing your worthless butts over to the civilized world, where you can scream "Gibs Muh" or "Rayciss" and Jessie Jackson and CNN will come running to pamper your black asses.

    47. SMALL EARS: Although Niggers are usually referred to as "Chimps" technically the Chimpanzee is a different species entirely. Niggers are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Niggers physically resemble Gorillas more so than they do Chimpanzees - same flaring nose, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Niggers are often heard saying "Huh? Wuh?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Wuh?" section).

    48. STUPID ARM GESTURES: Niggers will raise their arms and make stupid gang gestures when agitated. Chimpanzees and Monkeys will raise their arms overhead in the same manner when they feel threatened. Coincidence? I think not! Niggers are apes. Repeat after me - "N-I-G-G-E-R-S" "A-R-E" " A-P-E-S" See? Isn't it easier to speak the truth instead of lies the Libtards and Government has pounded into your head? Sure it is! Niggers are apes! 'Nuff said!


    %^$ Niggers!

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    That was a great piece of work. Ever notice how the IQ tests were banned from the public schools? Ever wonder why? The niggers scored so low that it made the niggers look bad. Solution is simple no more IQ tests

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    Doc....I think this should be taught in every public school. Thanks.

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    I'd like to add Red Lobster aka Red Nogster to the list -- used to be an okay seafood place twenty yrs ago until the nigger started to think it was the Ruth's Chris of seafood and infested it...must be some mating ritual for the nigger to impress a sow or some dumb coalburner to take them to red nogster...every red lobster I've been to since the 90s is nigger-fuxated...

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    49. Primitive Tooth Structure: Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Niggers would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Negroe has big, widely spaced teeth that look more like a mouthful of tombstones. The wide spacing helps assure that nothing will get lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecesary. The only Negroes that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting coal-burning moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Negroid features (think in terms of Beyonce or Alicia Keys) but of course merely masks the chimp lurking inside. Negroes lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through shit all day!

    50. Proof that Space Aliens Visited Earth: Niggers are not "One of God's Creatures" - Anopheles mosquitos, Sand Fleas, and Hagfish qualify as being amoung God's Creatures, but Niggers are not. Scientists are still trying to figure out which theory is correct - either that Niggers are proof that aliens visited Earth to screw monkeys during their holiday junkets, or that Niggers were created by Satan himself. Either way, Niggers don't go to Heaven. As a matter of fact - they can't even PRONOUNCE Heaven (see below!)

    51. Heaven: Niggers talk about Heaven all the time like it was some giant combination FEMA Office, Liquor Store, and Whore House up in the sky that awaits them when they die. "Plenty of fried chicken, White Wimmenz, and Courvosier in Hebbins, yessir Boss!" Sorry, Niggers - you don't go to Heaven. You can't even prounounce Heaven you stupid apes. Heaven is pronounced "Heaven" - the best you dumb Niggers can manage to blurt out is something like "Hebbins" with those giant mumbo lips and ape-like jaw structure. Watch the "Green Mile" sometime and see that over-sized Nigger singing about "Hebbins - Ibz goins ta' Hebbins" right before they fry its murdering ass. Now THAT is entertainment!

    52. Church: Church is the place where Niggers go every Sunday to look, talk, dress, and act just like a bunch of Niggers. Church to Niggers is the ultimate ape-fest where wearing purple and orange suits is somehow acceptable and jumping up and down babbling about "Hebbins" and "Jeebus" is an attempt to induce members of the opposite sex to mate immediately afterwards. As a matter of fact, most Nigger offspring are conceived in stolen cars, the shrubbery, or in Porta-Johns right outside of Nigger Churches. The whole concept of "redemption", "salvation", and "confession" is lost on Niggers. For them it's "Muh Dik", "Muh Poosey" and "Blame Whitey". Stupid apes....

    $%# Niggers!

    Doc

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    53. Ambiguous Sexuality: Even experienced Zoologists have a hard time distinguishing the male and female members of the nigger species from each other. For the most part, there really is no physical difference between the two and some scientists are convinced that Niggers simply produce offspring spontaneously without requiring a member of the opposite sex to participate. Given that most Sheboons have had farm animals, rented furniture and major appliances as sex partners, that theory may very well be true! Another popular theory states that the reason that so many negroe males are on the "Dow Low" is that they simply don't know the difference. Nature has endowed Niggers with the ability to mate with anything, and to do so frequently - much to the disgust of the Civilized World.

    54. Sunglasses at Night: Niggers are so stupid that they think wearing sunglasses makes them look cool, and will wear them at night to look even more cool. Not! The only thing that wearing sunglasses does is make them look like Chimpanzees wearing sunglasses! Niggers have the uncanny ability to fool themselves, which Nature provided so they don't all jump off of cliffs en masse like Lemmings. If Niggers knew how stupid and ugly they were, they would drown their offspring at birth and set fire to themselves. The Mai-Mai Nigger tribe in Africa wear faucets around their necks when they go into battle, believing that water makes them invisible and also bullet-proof. This really is how stupid Niggers are, folks!

    55. Music in the Head: Every Nigger you see seems to be listening to some kind of music inside it's head. This isn't just an act - thanks to the unique ape-like structure of the Nigger skull, radio waves become trapped inside. The Professor from Gilligan's Island proved this point by making a radio out of a coconut, until Gilligan screwed it up somehow and they never got rescued. Regardless, the Nigger skull is shaped much like a coconut and is just as thick. This combination of shape and thickness traps radio waves in the frequency of 96.7 Mhz inside their nearly empty craniums where the music plays all day long! Christ, they're primative....

    ^&% Niggers!

    Doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Johnson View Post
    47. SMALL EARS: Although Niggers are usually referred to as "Chimps" technically the Chimpanzee is a different species entirely. Niggers are retrograde offshoots of the Great Apes, and most Niggers physically resemble Gorillas more so than they do Chimpanzees - same flaring nose, extended distal portion of the skull, and most notably incredibly small ears. Niggers are often heard saying "Huh? Wuh?" but this doesn't have anything to do with hearing - it has everything to do with the fact that their under-powered brains are stalling for time so they can run away from the Law (covered in more detail under "Huh? Wuh?" section).
    It is no coincidence that nigger lips are twice the size of human lips, and nigger ears half the size of human ears. Niggers do FAR more "talking" (read: eeking, ooking, chattering, babbling) than listening. What little speech or sound that DOES get through over the nigger's own chattering is not understood anyway, so over time niggers' ears grew smaller and the lips grew larger.
    When, long ago, the gods created Earth. In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
    The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind.
    To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man, th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
    A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

    - H.P. Lovecraft - "On the Creation of Niggers" (1912)

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    49. Primitive Tooth Structure: Mother Nature knows all - and she knew that Niggers would be too stupid and lazy to practice even the most basic hygiene skills, including wiping their ass and brushing their teeth! Your typical Negroe has big, widely spaced teeth that look more like a mouthful of tombstones. The wide spacing helps assure that nothing will get lodged between them - making routine maintenance unnecesary. The only Negroes that have nice, straight teeth are those that came from disgusting coal-burning moms. Human DNA helps smooth out some of the superficial Negroid features (think in terms of Beyonce or Alicia Keys) but of course merely masks the chimp lurking inside. Negroes lack tails because Mother Nature also wisely removed them - otherwise they'd drag them through shit all day!
    Mother Nature also knew that niggers wouldn't be able to formulate intelligent, logical and reasonable responses during conversations, so she gave them all that gap between their two front teeth so they can make that delightful tooth-sucking noise we all know and love. Some coal-burners (like Madonna) also have that gap in the front teeth. I presume this is because they were destined at birth to be coal-burners and needed the tooth gap in order to communicate more effectively with their pet niggers.
    When, long ago, the gods created Earth. In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
    The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind.
    To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man, th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
    A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

    - H.P. Lovecraft - "On the Creation of Niggers" (1912)

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    56. SOUL FOOD PART I - CHICKEN AND CHITERLINGS: The Nigger love for KFC and Popeyes Chicken is legendary. Even in the "Old South" Humans were puzzled by the Negroe's insatiable desire for the "throw-away" parts of slaughtered animals that were normally fed to hogs. To understand this behaviour better, one must realize that the Nigger was never a hunter - it lacked the cunning and organizational abilities to do so, rather these disgusting Simians looked for food wherever they could find it - often waiting until something died or was killed and scrounged the remains of the picked-over carcass.

    The prime competition for these remains was of course large winged birds such as Vultures. Armed with sharp beaks and claws, these foraging bands of Niggers routinely got their asses kicked by flocks of scavenging birds - and they had to wait and dine on whatever was left over once the other superior carnivores finally had their fill. For Niggers to enjoy the prime part of the kill, such as entrails and vital organs, was an impossible dream - so imagine their shock and joy when they became domesticated and were fed such delicacies as Hog Jowls and Chiterlins by their Masters!

    Often times Niggers would leave their young unattended (a tradition that continues today!) and Niglets would be carried away by predatory birds. Often these Niglets attempted to "Muh Dik" the young birds in the nest they were being fed to as the mother bird was trying to tear them to shreds. So deep is the Nigger hatred for birds, that is genetically programmed into their DNA. Niggers are simple minded animals, and the sight of seeing their former Avain rivals now quartered and fried is too much for them to resist. Niggers will stuff as much fried chicken down their gaping Simian maws as they can to commemorate their "victory" over their former winged enemies of the sky!

    %^$ Niggers!

    Doc

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    57. SOUL FOOD PART II - RIBS: So now we know why Niggers are so attracted to Fried Chicken and Hog Jowls, but how does one explain their insatiable desire for ribs? Indeed, traditionally ribs were hardly a delicacy - more in fact, in the wild they were the very last part of the animal that ever got eaten. In most lean animals, there is little meat on the ribs - just some connective muscle tissue between the bones and the tough membrane that lines the respiratory cavity. In short, next time you see "National Geographic" on TV look at what's left on an animal carcass after it's been picked clean - there's nothing left but bare ribs sticking up in the air!

    Since Niggers normally had to wait until all the other more superior predators and scavengers had their pick of the kill, Niggers had survived for 100's of thousands of years by relying on the very last part left over, and that was the ribs. Ribs have been the sole sustinance for packs of unevolved Niggers since time began, and as a result they've developed a strong affinity for them that still continues to this day. Ever seen a Nigger eat ribs? It's absolutely disgusting! They revert back to their feral past instantly - smacking their lips and acting like savage apes (which in hindsight isn't much different than they normally behave, but I digress!)

    Ribs historically have been the least desirable part of the animal - at least until fire was invented and Mankind could season and marinate them, then slow cook them to a succulent goodness. Niggers never invented fire, so they had to wait until all the other animals had their fill and took whatever was left. As it is the Animal Kingdom, it is with all things in life - GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, NIGGER!

    So now you know....

    ^%&# Niggers!

    Doc

 

 

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