When I watch "The First 48" (my favorite show) invariably the wailing sow, who's son has just been made good, will talk about how she loved him with all her "heart" but it always comes out .. "hawt".? WTF?
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02-16-2012, 02:40 PM #221Sergeant
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"You can lead a nigger to water but you can't make him bathe"
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02-18-2012, 11:20 AM #222Sergeant
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"juuuuus' aaaxin'..."
Niggers are too lazy to even pronounce a language correctly.
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02-20-2012, 08:00 PM #223Sergeant
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February
After looking at several, several of these pages, and laughing my ass off, I haven't seen the month of February listed which usually comes out feb-YE-airy or febrrrrry or some shit like that. First time I heard that I was in the 3rd grade and had a sheboon for my teacher and when i heard her say the month I knew she was fucking up even at that young age.
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02-20-2012, 08:40 PM #224Chief
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Niggers can't even pronounce the most important word of all: "nigger". They can only say nigga, nigguh or some such nonsense.
The correct way to say the word "nigger" may be heard by clicking the link below:
http://sp.dictionary.com/dictstatic/dictionary/audio/luna/N01/N0138400.mp3
You can keep reloading the page just in case you don't hear it well the first time!
When, long ago, the gods created Earth. In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed; Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man, th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
- H.P. Lovecraft - "On the Creation of Niggers" (1912)
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02-24-2012, 01:21 PM #225Major
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My man, go back to your post and edit the word " FUCK " .. You must have a mental block because you spelled it " FCUK " every time.
If you're going to harp on the nigger and their stupidity, then I think you should get your spelling right... Otherwise you look just as foolish..
I've noticed they can't say this simple sentence " hold the door " it comes out as " hoe dee doe " .. lmfao, niggers.................
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02-25-2012, 04:16 AM #226Trustee
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It's done purposely - but thanks for advise!
@#$% Niggers!
Doc
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02-25-2012, 06:53 PM #227Banned Chief
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Da troof!
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02-02-2013, 02:24 PM #228Lieutenant
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On the People's Court yesterday, this stupid nigger who does catering (with his two 12 year old kids serving and the kids aren't twins. He just knocked up two different baby mommas that year) was being sued for fucking up.
He tells the judge that his contract warns that service could change in the event of "clementine weather". Judge says, "WHAT???" He says, "Yannow, in case it rains." Judge says, "You mean INCLEMENT weather?" then starts laughing her head off and jeering that this is one for her books.
"Clementine weather" was actually written in his illiterate "contrak".
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02-02-2013, 04:50 PM #229Lieutenant
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Embellishment. A nigger in class last week tried to say this and it came out 'em-ba-LESH-ment. The professor was horrified and corrected it. To top it off the nigger had no idea what an the word meant.
"I met this six year old turdlet with this black, oily, bootlipped face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach it and then another seven trying to keep it locked up because I realized that what was living behind that niglet's eyes was purely and simply evil..."
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02-02-2013, 06:26 PM #230Sergeant
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This Spook Jus'Pushin' A Broom 'Til He Nobel Pizza Prize Come Due
That is really funny.It reminds me of this old nigger that worked for me as a janitor.His name was Jacques,so we called him Jacques Custodian.Just kidding.
Originally Posted by thatsmell
Embellishment. A nigger in class last week tried to say this and it came out 'em-ba-LESH-ment. The professor was horrified and corrected it. To top it off the nigger had no idea what an the word meant.
This fucking coon could not form a sentence without fucking it up in some way;context,pronunciation,etc.
I worked a lot of late nights then,and when I would see the bootlip,he would go into Step N' Fetchit,ass kissing mode,telling me he was an "immaculant" cleaner who would make the offices look "melancholy'.He also told what a proud day it was for his race when mlk won the Nobel Pizza Prize.He actually thought a pizza company provided the honor.I didn't dissuade the shitskin.
He was caught,on camera,stealing a bag of Corn Nuts from someone's desk.And fired.
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