Words Niggers Just Can't Pronounce....

[Curiousgoods]

Don't give them credit for "fixing to"....I am from the South and WE humans started that shit.I say it all the time and i am 100% human.
Another word they cannot say "conversation".They "conversate".And "Hair" becomes "Herr".

[throlas varquil]

And what would be a single word they nigger up." You be gotten a case quarter?" what the fuck is a case quarter you ask? A niggers attempt to sound intelligent and at the same time rip you off in some way. Bottom line..., when a nigger approaches you draw down on them, it works every time.

[Shitavious_Turdell]

How about "sister"? Dumb apes say "suhster"

[Full Irish]

Nigger Santa Clause will burglarize you by sneaking down the "chimbley".

ROFLMAO!!! A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH That is too effin funnY!!!!!!

[endangeredwhiteguy]

Ever notice that a nigger doesn't live anywhere? They just "stay" there. As in "hey maing, where you be stayin at?" "I be stayin wit my baby momma".

[jmfg]

Oh man you guys should hear the crap I listen to as a dispatcher for a taxi co. in my town. Id say 90% of customers are nigs and I always have to say huh and what and can you repeat yourself like 100 times in a 12 hour shift. I have been doing this for a year, you would think my mind would start to decipher the nigger babble but it seems I will never be able to understand the retards and have a quick 20 second call like I do when white folks call for a cab. Hell even the drunks that call can be understood a lot easier than any nigger.

[Wood Chuck]

And what would be a single word they nigger up." You be gotten a case quarter?" what the fuck is a case quarter you ask? A niggers attempt to sound intelligent and at the same time rip you off in some way. Bottom line..., when a nigger approaches you draw down on them, it works every time.

Case quarter is 25 cent piece opposed to a combination of coins adding up to 25 cents. Some older drink machines would only take a quarters, car washes, etc. Niggers use this term a lot but the first time I heard it was from an older white southerner.

[Bluegrass_Picker]

4) Heroin: For Christ's sake - it's 3 fucking syllables! THREE! "Hair-oh-win".... "Hair-oh-win"... it just rolls off the tongue... "Hair-oh-win".... Nope! Every stupid Nigger on the planet pronounces it "Hair-on" as in "After 'Nam I got hooked on tha' Hair-on.... God! Niggers suck!!!

I once heard a nigger dope dealer on the streets of Seattle pronounce it "Hair - o - won" and "Mare - o - won" (for marijuana).

"I gotcher hair-o-won and yo mare-o-won right chere!" he yelled to passersby.

Then, the cops showed up.

I've yet to meet even a single nigger that (as opposed to "who") could pronounce even a one-syllabul word correctly. As in" Y'allz beez knowin' Iz axed me-all mo-fuggin niggah howz itz dun."

[NigMcNiggerson]

What gets to me is that "finna" shit. I work with niggers and that's all I hear "I'm finna get muh hurr done", "Finna go to tha sto'", "I'm finna throw up" (yes, a fat sheboon said that while walking out of the courtroom). They're always "finna" do something. Don't they realize how STUPID they sound when they say that?

[snowwhiterosered]

I used to work as a reservation agent for the #1 vacation destination of the free world - that's right, Mouseville in central Florida. We took calls and booked reservations for the resorts as well as the restaurants, and some of the restaurants on property used to (they still might - it's been some years since I worked there) offered what they called "character breakfasts." Various characters, like Tigger or Mickey, etc, would walk through the restaurants during breakfast and entertain the kids. OK fine.

But I can't tell you how many times I would hear these nigger broads on the phones saying the word "breakfasses." I heard it all around me every day and I knew if I dared to actually correct one of these idiots, I'd get "DAT'S RAYCISS!"

My boyfriend at the time worked at a gas station right by Universal Studios. Usually he worked the night shift, which meant that after midnight, he had to lock the doors and talk to people through a microphone. If they needed something like a soda, he'd use a pass-through drawer to get it to them and take payment for it. Well, one night, some massive monkey comes up to his window and says he wants a "mandukan." A what? "Mandukan!" WTF?? "MANDUKAN!" Turns out the damn ape wanted a Mountain Dew in a can. Christ on a cracker!!

And I have to admit that when I heard, a few years back, that some school board (I think it was in Maryland, which is where I'm originally from) was actually going to teach Ebonics as a "dialect" of American English, I about flew over the moon in a towering rage. Fortunately, THAT stupid idea was shelved VERY quickly!