Words Niggers Just Can't Pronounce....

[NOT WELCOME!!!]

Amber-Lamps? Thats so funny. "Ax" has got to be the best, never heard a nig "ask" for anything (besides Gibz-Mah-Dat). "Nigger" has got to be the most misprenounced word of all...always comes out NIGGa...close but...

[Humans Only No Niggers]

Just noticed this one today. Weird, they pronounce it as Weirt.

[whip_cracker]

I used to teach at a 85% chimp High school. Their species is so fucking retarded i dont know where to begin. Many of these apes are unable to say tests, as in more than one test. For example, one of these apes would hoot and howl my way, "Hey mister, we gots mor testees dis mumph."
Translation: Do we have any more tests this month.
Are they aware that testes are balls??? I would never explain this because if they hear/see anything that has to do with genitals they get too excited and lose their train of thought.

[Yoopercoonhater]

Cant forget Lord! Dey be tryins and shiz, but da lawd jus aint gon help em.

[Pale Rider]

Gnomesayn' this is by far the BEST niggerbabbe word out there, I aggravate my wife to no end with it

[yamxt500]

to funny

Well, no one can understand Niggers anyways - it's a combination of over-sized rubbery lips, Simian jaw structure and under-powered cranium.

However, I've noticed that there's some words that even the most "magic" of half-breed Negroids STILL can't pronounce....

Consider the following:

1) Spirituality: No Nigger on Earth can even remotely pronounce "Spirituality" correctly. Not even close! The best they can extrude through those mumbo lips comes out sounding like "Spear-chality"....

2) Frustration: Once again, the ape's lips and gums seem to be at odds with one another. Every Nigger I've ever met (and that's unfortunately way too many!) ends up pronouncing it "Fus-tration" - for some reason only know to God and Chimpanzee experts these dumb apes can't pronounce the first "r" in the word!

3) Alcohol: As much Colt 45 as your average useless Welfare Nigger drinks, you think they could somehow get it right! The stupid nigs over-accentuate the beginning of the word and screw the rest of it up, coming out like "AKK-yu-hall".

4) Heroin: For Christ's sake - it's 3 fcuking syllables! THREE! "Hair-oh-win".... "Hair-oh-win"... it just rolls off the tongue... "Hair-oh-win".... Nope! Every stupid Nigger on the planet pronounces it "Hair-on" as in "After 'Nam I got hooked on tha' Hair-on.... God! Niggers suck!!!

5) May I help you? OK, this is a sentence. But still any Nigger working in some kind of Customer Service job can't even generate enough energy to say it right. Like the sleepy nocturnal pieces of Simian crap they are, it comes mumbling out of their ape-like maws as "Muh Hep-uh?" Fcuk! I hate Niggers....

6) Street: These goddamned apes once again could screw up a one car funeral - or a one syllable word! It's fcuking pronounced "STREET" Nigger - "STREET".... not "Skreek".... you dumb Nigger!

7) Shrimp: Oh Christ! Here it comes! Here it fcuking comes! What the %^$! I mean seriously - WTF?!! There is no fcuking "k" in "shrimp".... None! Zip! Nunca! Nada! Yet every stupid fcuking NIGGER on the planet pronounces it "skrimp"! Where the fcuk does the "k" come from? Did you steal it from K-Mart? You fcuking jigaboo piece of fcuking crap! Fcuk you! Fcuk you, and go the fcuk back to Africa you worthless pieces of shit!

OK, there's probably more - but I'm, uh, a bit tired....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[yamxt500]

to funny

Well, no one can understand Niggers anyways - it's a combination of over-sized rubbery lips, Simian jaw structure and under-powered cranium.

However, I've noticed that there's some words that even the most "magic" of half-breed Negroids STILL can't pronounce....

Consider the following:

1) Spirituality: No Nigger on Earth can even remotely pronounce "Spirituality" correctly. Not even close! The best they can extrude through those mumbo lips comes out sounding like "Spear-chality"....

2) Frustration: Once again, the ape's lips and gums seem to be at odds with one another. Every Nigger I've ever met (and that's unfortunately way too many!) ends up pronouncing it "Fus-tration" - for some reason only know to God and Chimpanzee experts these dumb apes can't pronounce the first "r" in the word!

3) Alcohol: As much Colt 45 as your average useless Welfare Nigger drinks, you think they could somehow get it right! The stupid nigs over-accentuate the beginning of the word and screw the rest of it up, coming out like "AKK-yu-hall".

4) Heroin: For Christ's sake - it's 3 fcuking syllables! THREE! "Hair-oh-win".... "Hair-oh-win"... it just rolls off the tongue... "Hair-oh-win".... Nope! Every stupid Nigger on the planet pronounces it "Hair-on" as in "After 'Nam I got hooked on tha' Hair-on.... God! Niggers suck!!!

5) May I help you? OK, this is a sentence. But still any Nigger working in some kind of Customer Service job can't even generate enough energy to say it right. Like the sleepy nocturnal pieces of Simian crap they are, it comes mumbling out of their ape-like maws as "Muh Hep-uh?" Fcuk! I hate Niggers....

6) Street: These goddamned apes once again could screw up a one car funeral - or a one syllable word! It's fcuking pronounced "STREET" Nigger - "STREET".... not "Skreek".... you dumb Nigger!

7) Shrimp: Oh Christ! Here it comes! Here it fcuking comes! What the %^$! I mean seriously - WTF?!! There is no fcuking "k" in "shrimp".... None! Zip! Nunca! Nada! Yet every stupid fcuking NIGGER on the planet pronounces it "skrimp"! Where the fcuk does the "k" come from? Did you steal it from K-Mart? You fcuking jigaboo piece of fcuking crap! Fcuk you! Fcuk you, and go the fcuk back to Africa you worthless pieces of shit!

OK, there's probably more - but I'm, uh, a bit tired....

%^$ Niggers!

Doc

[DuhWanda]

My personal fave is "peculiar-ality" in the Marvin Gaye 'song' "Ain't That Peculiar." The word he (ahem) means to say is obviously "peculiarity," and the fact that he doesn't hints strongly that the groid didn't write the lyrics, since 'peculiarity' is (or was, rather - it's dead) not in its vocabulary.

('Ooooohh but he beez such a brilliant songwriter n sheeit.')

[Obongo's Purple Lips]

Friend=frayn or fren

[Berserker]

Niggers have difficulty with plurals and singulars. Cents = Sin, or Cent. Dollars = Dollaz or simply Dolla.

Has anyone else noticed the nigger will refer to one person as people? People is plural. Is this just a generational thing or a result of niggers?
"Tyrone beez good peeple, gnomesayin". This bugs the shit out of me, especially when humans do it.