Chimpout America Road Atlas - Detroit

[Count Niggula]

DETROIT, MICHIGAN (nickname – The Motor City; America’s Third World)
City Facts
Most Recent Population – 912,062 (at least for the next 90 seconds until another Mau Mau gets blown away in a crack house, then subtract one)
Demographics –
81.6% Black, 12.3% White, 1.0% Asian, 0.3% Native American, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 2.5% other races, 2.3% two or more races, and 5.0 percent Hispanic (mostly Puerto Rican and Mexican).
Peak population –
1950: 1,849,568
Reason for population decline – that’s simple = niggers!
Major current economic activity – crack cocaine manufacturing and production, research and development into 1,001 uses for a dead spook, exporting useless pieces of shit to state and federal prisons for orderly rooming and boarding, malt likkah bottle recycling, menthol flavoring extraction for cigarette production.

Meet Glemie Dean Beasley – another part of the Detroit entrepreneurial set, who is the city’s biggest raccoon hunter and coon meat seller.

Major holidays – St. Gibsmuhdat Day (first of every month; celebrated at the mailbox; post office vehicles are chased like Mardi Gras floats).
Devil’s Night (night before Halloween. Used to be characterized by widespread arson throughout the city. However, locals put an end to it when they realized that burned out shells of houses were actually increasing property tax values versus when they were filled to the rafters with spooks).

Major tourist site – the Joe Louis fist sculpture, located at Jefferson Ave. at Woodward.

This should be interpreted by tourists as, “this coon’s fist is the last thing I will see before I am robbed and killed.” Welfare leeching negroes have interpreted the sculpture as what they figuratively do to any sucker stupid enough to pay taxes to the government.

History
Detroit was founded on July 24, 1701, by the Frenchman Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac. People frequently mistake that the Detroit name originated from a French word for “strait,” highlighting the area’s geographic linkage between the Great Lakes. However, recent linguistic studies have revealed that the word “Detroit” is actually an acronym for an old French phrase that roughly translates as: “Holy shit! Where the hell did all these niggers come from?!? I’m moving to Quebec!”
Eyebrow-raising historical fact about Detroit (from Wikipedia): “Because of this local sentiment (sympathy for slaves escaping from the South), many Detroiters volunteered to fight during the American Civil War, including the 24th Michigan Infantry Regiment (part of the legendary Iron Brigade) which fought with distinction and suffered 82% casualties at Gettysburg in 1863. Abraham Lincoln is quoted as saying Thank God for Michigan!” Many ancestors of these soldiers now gather annually in the metro Detroit suburbs for a banquet called the “What The Hell Did Our Forefathers Do That For?” dinner.
The event that shaped modern-day Detroit occurred in 1904 with the founding of the Ford Motors plant. Over the following years, Henry Ford made a conscious decision to hire nig-nogs to break the human-filled unions and get the cheapest labor he could find. Porch monkeys from the South decided to stomach Michigan winters and moved to Detroit in vast herds. Historians have labeled this exodus from the South to cities in the North (including Detroit) “The Great Migration.” “Great for who?” is a logical and obvious question. Here is a list of people who would say the migration was anything but great: Whites, property owners, taxpayers, the police, corrections officials, anyone with an average sense of smell, loss prevention specialists, teachers, anyone deemed “vulnerable” and subject to hustling, and on and on and on and on. In a revision of the historical record, a movie production house called Nutnice Productions has created a film on a new interpretation of The Great Migration called “Apocalypse Then.”
The second seminal event in Detroit history is the 1965 Riot. It started much like a nuclear chain reaction or a snowball rolling down a hill that becomes an avalanche – two bruthas were fighting over a jenkem bottle, and they bumped into some homies who were drinking 40’s. The 40’s spilled, and the homies got involved in the fray, subsequently stepping on toes of some nearby gangstas, who felt disrespected. This shit ball of pugilistic loser-dom kept on rolling and rolling, absorbing more and more jigaboos for days until human military troops came in to restore order. By this point, any whitey with a shred of common sense had packed up the U-Haul and high-tailed it out of town.

The Neighborhoods of Detroit
Generally speaking, they are ALL to be avoided. The best directions to see Detroit all involve giving wide berths around the city on the interstate highways. However, since these would likely lead a human driver to another coon-infested shithole (Chicago, Toledo, Cleveland, etc.), the best recommendation is just stay home.
See the attachment to this page???
This Detroit beauty can be yours for the whopping sum of $480.00!
Source - http://www.realtor.com/realestateand...223_1116122707

Crime in Detroit
“Crime” and “Detroit” are synonymous, much like “niggers” and “Detroit” are synonymous. Then again, “crime” and “niggers” are inseparable, too.
Crime is so bad that the travel guide Lonely Planet voted Detroit the “worst city in the world” in January, 2010. http://www.mid-day.com/news/2010/jan...-Crime-hit.htm
Crime is so bad there is no sense giving statistics about it. Instead, there are some highlights worth reading about:
1. Dorthea Word, who drowned after she was pulled from her vehicle in a traffic jam, her clothes ripped off, and then she jumped off a bridge instead of being raped – all the while with onlookers cheering the assailants on - http://community.seattletimes.nwsour...2&slug=2137674
2. Asia Wyatt, 2 months old, killed on Christmas Eve 2009 by her mother and mama’s boo by being beaten to death. They tried to cover up the crime by tossing the body in a neighbor’s yard - http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/in...troit_cha.html
3. Lee Aaron Moorer, 19 years old, who raped his grandmother on multiple occasions after drugging her. http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/in...of_raping.html
Enough said???

Special Note About Motown Music
Motown music has to rate as one of the top 10 sucker moves jigaboos have ever pulled on whitey. I can only imagine that some liberals watching Ed Sullivan back in the 60’s said to themselves: “Look how pretty these negroes sing! And their teeth are so white and their hair so straightened and styled. True, I have never before seen an aqua blue crushed velvet tuxedo; however, they seem so friendly and harmless.”
Fast forward 30 years – those fools are now sitting in the living room watching “Cops” or “The First 48” – prime examples of nigs tearing up cities. Their daughters come home with some gold-toofus buck in tow who is introduced as the boyfriend. How does letting your guard down in the 60’s feel now?

Detroit Celebrities Of Note
Kwame Kilpatrick – former mayor. Formerly kickin’ it in prison for obstruction of justice.
Monica Conyers – wife of U.S. Congressman John Conyers and former city council president. Presently kickin’ it in prison for bribery.
Marvin Gaye – former Motown singer and dope head who died from acute lead poisoning after his own father shot him in a family dispute.
Malice Green – dead felon spook dope head. His death should have caused a mass exodus of any white officers with any common sense from the Detroit Police Department.
Aretha Franklin – Motown singer who let a $455 tax bill on her Detroit home in 2005 balloon into a $19,192 debt by 2009, and her home went into foreclosure.
Barbara Rose-Collins – former member of Detroit City Council. Made the council famous when she wore a diamond tiara to meetings on her birthday.

[Shiney]

Deathtoilet, a once prospering metropolis, now a little slice of Zimbabwe on Lake Ontario, thanks to niggers.

[Uncle Tom Ashmore]

Damn A tragic tale of a once great city.

[nutnice]

Awesome post

Also, quoted for truth:

Over the following years, Henry Ford made a conscious decision to hire nig-nogs to break the human-filled unions and get the cheapest labor he could find. Porch monkeys from the South decided to stomach Michigan winters and moved to Detroit in vast herds.

[Semi-simian]

Nice write-up, Count Niggula.... hailing from this shithole city, as I am, I must say you have all of your facts... I'm a four-generation Detroiter (live in suburbs, of course), but this city was really something back in the 1940's and 50's. YT was everywhere, creating skyscrapers, neighborhoods, etc. Then the nigger came in masses, like locusts, and infested the city.

This area is one of the most racially-seperated you'll ever see (ie 8 Mile Road is the Mason-Dixon line, for the nigs). Niggers need to have their heads on a swivel when they leave the city, and enter the suburbs. Thank God the police in the bordering cities don't take any shit from niggers - they crack skulls.

Anyway, this city is a lost cause.... the niggers own it in every way possible.

[gnigs_r_skum]

Fuck niggers, they are urban blight plain and simple!

[Athena]

All over when niggers move in the whites move out. They are so fuckin lazy they just sell drugs right outside their front door. Then there's the violence, property crimes to pay for the dope. The property values fall and voilà a ghetto is born. Nice job the niggers are always on the move and on the look out for fresh territory to fuck up with their reverse Midas touch. Why has no book or research been done about what the nigger race has done to the country and the world. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth 2 has said that they're like children and need to be treated as such. I paraphrased that so don't quote me. There needs to be nigger zones or reservations. Oh no day be discriminating I gots my civil rights to fuck up any neighborhood of whitey dat I wants to. You be violating my civil rights. I gon call my lawyer Jacob Goldstein. I'm callin the ACLU

[Count Niggula]

MEMPHIS, TN. (nickname – The Bluff City; Our Jigs Stink Worse Than The River City)
Population in 2008: 670,000
Population in 1960: 547,000

Huh, this would indicate that Memphis is actually a popular place where people want to live. This would also buck the trend of most spook-filled hellholes like Detroit or St. Louis which have lost hundreds of thousands of residents.

Not so fast, my inquisitive reader. Dig a little deeper and you will soon see why: it turns out the major segment of the population that is growing is…well…spooks. http://www.redorbit.com/news/science...ing/index.html

No big secret about city demographics:
The racial makeup of the city was 61.41% jigaboos, 34.41% White, 1.46% Asian, 0.19% Native American, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 1.45% from other races, and 1.04% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.97% of the population.

Major economic activity: home of Federal Express (who are smart enough to keep their major operations secured behind the barbed wire at the airport); funeral homes; spinner rims sales; BBQ sauce production.

Memphis is testament to the rule that city planners cannot create a vibrant community around one fancy house and one popular street. While Graceland and Beale Street may hold attraction to tourists for some period of time, eventually people will have to stray outside their confines. And then may God have mercy on your soul.



This is the Memphis Pyramid – yet another quality filled attempt by the negroes to show just how Egyptian they are. Hey, they really do connect well with Egyptians. Just like the pyramids at Giza, this one is abandoned, too! There’s just that little discrepancy in age between the two structures of about 4,500 years.

Among the questions that have plagued mankind such as “what is the meaning of life?” and “why do the good suffer?,” anyone with a lick of commonsense asks himself, “with this many niggers, why did it take the NBA until 2001 to put a professional basketball team in Memphis?”

HISTORY

Memphis started as a small Indian settlement on the Mississippi River occupied by the Chickasaw tribe, and was then a tiny settlement for Spanish and French explorers. Everything was fine until the early 19th century when the locals decided to make money off a crop called “cotton.” The whites who did not want to pick their own crops needed a place to buy, sell, and trade their jigaboos like baseball cards. Memphis was a natural spot. And the results of this decision? One city that is overloaded with boons and a thriving trade in bumper stickers that say: “If I’d have known things would turn out this way, I would have picked my own damn cotton!”

During the Civil War, Memphis fell to Union naval forces in June 1862. Aside from a raid by Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest in 1864, this was the only major action seen by the city during the war.

The next major event to take place in Memphis was the April 4, 1968 assassination of Martin Luther King. His sudden and unexpected dirt nap and express ride to the Big Watermelon in the Sky lead to a cat 5 chimpout across America. King had been in Memphis to support striking black sanitation workers who had been off the job for nearly two months. After his death, the city settled the strike and the workers returned to their occupations, resolving the question of whether it was the job or the jigaboos who stank up the workplace more. Unquestionably, jigaboos.

FAMOUS RESIDENTS

At one time you would have been correct if you said the following people are famous Memphis residents:





Nowadays, the most famous Memphis residents look a lot different:







Meet the cast of A & E’s “The First 48” whenever the show focuses on Memphis, which is pretty damn often. Testament to the city being a perennial top 5 nationwide for violent crime.

ENTERTAINMENT

Everyone associates Memphis with the blues. True, it has a long history in this vein. However, with so many people, why limit your fun during your visit to music only?

Take in some intellectual-filled political discussions. This is what passes for a mayoral debate in Memphis –


So any white person stupid enough to live in that jigaboo-infested shithole really is crazier than the mad hatter!

When you say Memphis, you say coons! When you say coons, you say basketball! During your Memphis tour, you may bump into some famous athletes:

1. Antonio Burks – former Memphis Grizzly. Shot after a robbery in an ABANDONED HOUSE. http://www.wreg.com/wreg-friends-sup...,1917194.story. Why is a professional athlete in an abandoned house? Hell if I know.
2. See football players and the locals giving lectures on “alternative dispute resolution”: http://www.commercialappeal.com/news...g/?partner=RSS
3. See professional athletes from Memphis showing you signs for local “yoof” organizations: http://www.nowpublic.com/sports/derr...sciples-nation
4. You can even combine boxing with other sports – how about boxing and wack-a-mole? Except instead of moles, use children: http://www.bvblackspin.com/2010/05/2...sketball-shoe/

If you still want musical enlightenment, why not try some other varieties Memphis has to offer? From the good old days of the blues to the good new days of the gold toof buckus:




Enjoy your trip – if you survive long enough….
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[Had enought]

Good job Count .

My cousin now lives not too far from Memphis and has to go there occasionally. This cousin has always been a liberal and not in favor of CCW laws or guns in general.

Well that all changed and she now has a CCW which she does carry anytime she gets close to that shithole.

She and her husband are both armed and now even have a couple .22s and a shotgun at their house.

It’s hard to admit, but those criminal niggers sure turned her life around for the better.

Think I will get her a NRA membership for her birthday!

[zogman]

I have the disfortune of driving through that shithole everytime I go get my daughter for visitation (about once ammonth). Here in Arkansas, we call it memphrika. Niggers are everywhere. Any gas station you stop at, you're approached by at least three apes begging for money. I always tell them to fuckoff and get a job. They usually scatter because they know I don't put up with their simian behavior. You gotta give them the crazy eye, trust me they'll leave you alone. But a place ten times worse, that I absolutely can't stand is just a few miles south. The heart of africa in America, the shithole known to us as niggersippi. It's like going to the zoo down there. I don't have my CCW yet, but still carry my Glock20, with two fifteen round clips full of niggerspreaders. Got pulled over by a human state trooper on the way back from a job. Had the pistol in it's case, in plain view. When the trooper asked why I was carrying without a license, I told him I had to go do a job in clarksdale, ms. He said, "I don't blame you, I wouldn't either!" he let me go, no warning or anything. I think he felt sorry for me, I was doing 85 in a 65! My favorite joke is, "Why are niggers black?" "Because they SUCK!!!"