Lots of good TNB in this story!
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Memphis Police have charged the live-in boyfriend of a sheboon whose 2-year old female niglet died Saturday from blunt force trauma.
23-year old Calvin Jones was arrested on charges of First Degree TNB and First Degree Making The World A Better Place.
According to the police affidavit, Jones picked up the little turd and her siblings from daycare around 5:45pm Friday. The apechild later used the bathroom on the floor, and Jones disciplined her by striking her several times with a shoe and the back of his hand.
When Jones picked up the child's mother, Anisha Alford, from work later that night, the mother noticed the child was spitting up and felt cold to the touch.