In a sport dominated by fit and affluent humans, bloated nigger sow Maryam lives in subsidized housing, suffers from asthma and struggles with its weight. It's a nigger while the vast majority of competitive rowers are humans. Its mammy -- a medical "technician" and single mammy of five shitlets -- stretched to pay for its $260 uniform and prayed for the "scholarship" that is covering part of the club's $750 in fees.
Yet none of that matters to the sow, a 16-year-old nigger that has fallen in love with the water. Or to its mammy, Tee Dillard...
Since it began "working out," its rowing time has become much faster, and its muscle mass has increased. But sow Maryam is still not strong enough to row with the others, its coaches say. And the lazy nigger sow has slowed its progress by missing practices, which it attributes to its asthma and an aching shoulder.
Nevertheless, they have gone out of their way to accommodate the sow. The team's head coach, Jaime Rubini, borrowed a specially-reinforced single-seat scull for it to practice in and assigned it a personal coach.
At practice on a sunny afternoon, nigger Maryam proudly wore the hand-painted crew T-shirt the varsity members made for the younger girls at the season's start.
But after the other members of the team pushed off in their four- or eight-member boats, the disgusting sow remained behind on the dock, doing a few halfhearted sit-ups and lunges.
Nigger Maryam has been working with one goal in mind: to get in a race before the end of the season. "I just want to do the best I can . . . and be an important part of the team," it said.
But Ridley said that until the sow can finish 1,500 meters on the indoor rowing machine without stopping, it won't be ready to race.
"I'd rather the nigger get fit on the water here and have a good time rather than get stressed out in a race [there's no way the sow could finish, because quite frankly the boat would sink]" Ridley said.