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    Default Mass. Woman Pleads To Impersonating FBI Supervisor

    Mass. Woman Pleads To Impersonating FBI Supervisor, 'hiring' Va. Neighbors As Assistants


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    I like Mayonnaise also.

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    actually it get's much funnier to the reasons:

    According to a court affidavit, Reilly told neighbors in her apartment complex that she was the FBI's director of forensics and, as such, could not perform any household duties that might compromise the cleanliness of her fingers and hands as it relates to her lab work. Two of those neighbors say they agreed to work as Reilly's assistant and clean her toilets, bathrooms, and dishes.

    She also gave the assistants tasks that included cleaning out her cat's litter box and washing her car regularly, and advised them that they would be paid by "Uncle Sam." But authorities say Reilly was never an FBI agent.

    getting your neigboors to clean your shit and wash your car is pretty awesome. She is white btw.
    Anthropomorphism an·thro·po·mor·phism (ān'thrə-pə-môr'fĭz'əm)
    n. Attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to non-human creatures and beings, animals.

 

 

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