Carmex?

[Bella Noggin]

While doing my unmentionable duties in the hood last night, I witnessed a grooming ritual by the female members of the house. They were greasing each other's nappies with Carmex. This went on for over two hours...all over the living room. I guess most of you nigger experts probably already know about this nappy-taming ritual, but I did not.

[Feral_Coon_Slayer]

When doing any type of work in a niggers house ( probably in foreclosure ) or apartment ( section 8 obviously ) make sure when you leave to stomp your feet real good. You might have roaches ( nigger ladybugs ) clinging on to your cloths.

Or nigger shit. Niggers take shits anywhere there is a hard surface for it to land on.

[Bella Noggin]

Yes, thanks for the advice. When I went back there last night, I realized that I kept looking around for roaches. Oh, and I didn't mention that, on Saturday, during the Carmex visit, I had to wait 30 minutes to even begin the 'routine' because the patient was feasting with the others on KFC.

When I first moved back to Missouri over a year ago, during the first day on a job, I met a bunch of nigger workers, heard a conversation about watermelon, heard a conversation about fried chicken, saw a grape soda sitting on a desk, and (for the first time) heard the word 'finna' in a nigger sentence. I couldn't believe how correct the stereotypes were....and had nobody to laugh with about it.

[niggersruineverything]

Carmex? Doesn't that have a weird smell to it? Fucking niggers-first with Kool Aid and now Carmex. What's next?