Boys Choose Goats over Sows in S. Africa, Bestiality Aids Myth

**big chimpin** · 04-28-2010, 09:22 PM

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/Ai...-SPCA-20020325

It's not real clear from the article but an animal rights group is shitting itself over myths in Africa about bestiality curing or inoculating against AIDS. I'm shocked that you can go to jail for goatsex in Africa but it must be some left over white man's law from apartheid.

But the SABC [South African Broadcasting Corporation] interviewed at least one boy who admitted he considered bestiality as safe sex, and that he and his friends had sex with goats up to four times a week.

"We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids.

"We see people in the village dying every day. It's because they have slept with one another and infected each other. Goats can't get those infections. We would therefore rather have sex with them," a Grade 11 pupil told the broadcaster.

"It's obvious that if I'm not sick there is nothing I can transmit to goats and goats to me. We won't become HIV-positive because goats don't get Aids. We often share the same goat and don't get each other's diseases," he said.

The funny thing is that their logic is correct. It probably is safer than having sex with she boons in Africa because AIDS only affects primates and the incidence of STD's in goats is probably much lower. lol for now that is.

Sinah Musekwa, a goat owner, said nobody wanted to buy his goats any more.

"Since we've learnt that these rumours are true people don't want to be associated with these goats. No one wants anything to do with their meat or milk. I'm going to have to destroy my goats," he said.

Here comes the goat brothel.

**mechanical_digger** · 04-28-2010, 09:57 PM

A) the goats are much more attractive than the she-boons, no surprise there.

B) "Since we've learnt that these rumours are true people don't want to be associated with these goats".

Much like humans who screw niggers become outcasts, these goats are now coal burners, NO ONE wants to be associated with them!

**Alucard** · 04-28-2010, 10:00 PM

My god. No one could actually take pride in this other than niggers.

**SparklinWiggles** · 04-28-2010, 10:04 PM

A bizarre creature has been born in Zimbabwe which looks like a human-goat hybrid!

http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-en...we-africa.html

(See link for pics)

Experts are puzzled by the reports and photos published in African newspapers.

The creature, which died just a few hours after birth, had a huge head and a face that resembled a severely disfigured baby. The neck and shoulders were much like a a small human, but it had goat legs and a tail.

Residents of the village of Maboleni, where a goat gave birth to the creature, burnt the corspe in an attempt to rid the town of a curse.

A belief in ghosts is still alive and well in the region and the creature was taken as a sign of evil – perhaps even witchcraft.

But local Governor Jason Machaya (56) is sure, that it was a half-man, half-goat hybrid which was the result of bestiality: "A grown man was responsible for this."

Doctors, however say that it would be a biological impossibility.

No vet did not have a chance to investigate the mysterious creature, but based on photos he concluded the kid was suffering from hydrocephalus, also known as water on the brain.

The condition would have accounted for the abnormally large skull and for the chin, nose, ears and other body parts having shifted during development.

**Odin88** · 04-28-2010, 10:11 PM

No one has told these "boys" that 5 minutes with a bottle of hand lotion and a copy of Hustler can prevent both getting AIDS from sows or having to fuck goats? I figured this out at 14- and nobody had to explain it to me first!