Nigger axing me for some gas money

[UrbanSlayer]

So tonight was my weekly bowling night with some old friends from the grill I used to work at. It starts at 11:30pm. It is basically known as the drunk league. You are not really there to win, just to drink beer, have fun with your buddies, and fuck around for a few hours.

Anyway, we dont get out till around 2-3am normally, and usually you can just walk to the parking lot, get in car, and leave. Not tonight though. As I was walking out of the ally, out of the corner of my eye I see a nigger ambling over in my general direction. Now he gets to me right as I arrive at my car door. Immediately he doesnt say "hello" or "hows it going" like any normal human would, he starts asking me if he can borrow some gas money. I come right back and tell him that I'm unemployed and cant afford to be giving handouts to people as I need it for myself. He doesnt stop even after that, he keeps saying that he really needs this money so he can get back home. At this point I have had enough, and I wanna go home and relax, so I put my bowling balls in my car and reach into my backseat for my "special" tool.

I keep a 2.5 inch combo wrench in my car, for those of you that dont know how big that is, imagine a 15 pound piece of steel close to a foot and a half long and you have the right idea. I just hold it in my hand for a second just look at this nig. Didnt say a fucking word for probably 30 seconds, just a staring match. Finally the nigger states that it wasnt looking for trouble, just some money to "borrow."

Now you would think this to be the end of my story, but as he is walking away I get in my car and decide to watch where he is heading, out of curiousity. HE GETS IN A FUCKING NEW MODEL ESCALADE, STARTS IT UP AND DRIVES AWAY. I was furious that he is looking for handouts from someone like me, I drove a 1992 coupe, I am broke and in college, do i look like i have spare money for a poor fucking spook that can afford a 70k vehicle but not the gas in it.

If he is there next week, he better start getting ready to beg for money to replace some tires.

[The Rat in the Hat]

Just as a point of curiosity, which do you think is stronger, your combo wrench or a windshield?

[DblCross]

Damn nigger probably stole the truck.

[colonist]

T y p i c a l n i g g e r b e h a v i o r

[Crashdown]

Never tried this myself and would never advise anyone to do such a thing but ..... oh wait, maybe not.

[UrbanSlayer]

Just as a point of curiosity, which do you think is stronger, your combo wrench or a windshield?

thats obvious, i just dont need any attention that time of night

[Obongo's Purple Lips]

Wow, truly classic typical nigger behavior. I would be so pissed off if I or anyone I knew gave him money.