Five men were robbed at an apartment in Thursday, Prince William County police said.
The victims, three 20-year-olds and two 21-year-olds, were working as lifeguards for the summer.
The first robber is described as a black gorilla with brillo hair and bad breath.
The second robber is described as a gay wigger loser
The third robber is described as a fugly spear-chucker with AIDS and a low IQ. He wore a costume mask at the time of the incident.