Mind-Blowing Turdler Coontact!

[colonist]

I was driving home from work yesterday evening, and as I came up a street just a few turns from my house, I noticed about 5 turdler negroes, 4 females and 1 male, playing in the street (no silverbacks or sows present, of course). As I came up, they moved over to the side and a couple of the young boons started hitting each other. Meanwhile, the future cell block resident male chimp is giving me a turdler version of the hard nigger stare, and right as I pass him, he flips me not one, but TWO birds, and starts pumping his little paws up and down as he did it. This little ape couldn't have been more than 4 years old! While normally, I try not to unduly agitate the negroes near my home, for obvious reasons, I was pissed, so I slammed on the brakes, screamed "you fucking piece of shit NIGGERS" through the open window, and all the little chimps went scurrying back into the holes and hovels they came out of. I continued to make my way home, and a few juvenile silverbacks sitting on their stoops who had witnessed the event were saying shit like, "Ah, mayne, dat's fukked up," or "You WRONG fo' dat!" I could care less.

Fucking apes. Not only did I pay for the birth of that shitlet in a public hospital, but I put food in its mouf, clothes on its ape-hide, and the police I pay for intervene when its mammy beats it, and this little bastard has the AUDACITY to flip ME off, as I am coming home from a long, hard week of work?!? God damn it!

[niggersruineverything]

I was at a Super 8 in San Antonio last year. A fambly of niggers were upstairs. The ghetto goblins were running up and down the hallway at about 8am making a ton of noise. I said fuck it and headed to Starbucks. I looked back and the 3 or 4 year old who could barely walk was screaming 'motherfucker motherfucker' at the top of her lungs. I couldn't believe it. I went in to the office and told them to shut those bastards up. The lady told me they'd had trouble with that family the whole time they'd been at the hotel. I could tell she was pissed.

[Obongo's Purple Lips]

You have niggers living near your house?

[colonist]

You have niggers living near your house?

Tons, dude. Most in my immediate area are relatively domestic (for New Orleans), but there are some straight feral nigs not too far away. It sucks because I literally live 6 blocks from a street that has 1.5-2 million dollar homes, but in New Orleans, things are more "mixed" than in almost any other city I've seen.