Nigger games

**NightRaider** · 02-08-2010, 08:03 PM

Below is a list of nigger games that I have identified that were loosely based on childhood games from humans. Description of human game taken from Wikipedia, nigger game description taken from the twisted depths of my nigger hating mind.

Human game :

Duck, Duck, Goose.

Duck, duck, goose (called Duck, Duck, Gray Duck in Minnesota[1]) is a traditional children's game often first learned in pre-school or kindergarten. The object of this game is to walk in a circle, tapping on each child's head until you finally choose one to be the new picker.

Nigger counterpart:

Fuck, Fuck, Noose

Fuck, fuck, noose is a classic game where a dirty coon runs around a neighborhood raping white women until the local populace finds out and strings him up from a tree. The game is rather chaotic and terrifying when it begins, but once the nigger starts doing the tree dance, hilarity ensues.

Human game :

Tag, you're it

Tick (also known as it, tips, dobby,[1] chasey, tig,[2] tick, and many other names) is a playground game played worldwide[3] that involves one or more players chasing other players in an attempt to "tag" or touch them, usually with their hands. There are many variations. Most forms have no teams, scores, or equipment.

Nigger counterpart:

Fag, an sheeit

Fag an sheeit is a classic game of TNB where a bunch of niggers chase down a sole nigger buck and rape him in the ass, making him the fag. The "Fag" pretends he doesn't enjoy it, screaming and kicking to satiate the feral pack of coons natural urge to cause terror.

Human game :

Pin the tail on the donkey

Pin the Tail on the Donkey is a game played by groups of children. A picture of a donkey with a missing tail is tacked to a wall within easy reach of children.[1]

One at a time, each child is blindfolded and handed a paper "tail" with a push pin or thumbtack poked through it. The blindfolded child is then spun around until he or she is disoriented.[1] The child gropes around and tries to pin the tail on the donkey. The player who pins their tail closest to the target, the donkey's rear, wins.[1] The game, a group activity, is generally not competitive; "winning" is only of marginal importance.

Nigger counterpart:

Put muh-dik in the donkey

Another classic nigger game where the buck decides to rape a donkey because there aren't any white women present to violate.

Human game :

Keep away

Keep Away, also called Monkey in the Middle, Piggy in the Middle, Pickle in a Dish, or Pickle in the Middle, is a children's game in which two or more players must pass a ball to one another, while a player in the middle attempts to intercept it. The game could be considered a reverse form of dodgeball, because instead of trying to hit people in the middle with the ball, players attempt to keep the ball away from them.

Nigger counterpart:

Gibs me dat

Gibs me dat is a nigger game with many variations. Sometimes it involves a group of niggers that went through a natural disaster (ie Katrina, Haiti earthquake) looking for a handout. Sometimes it involves a nigger admiring some shiny bauble on another human, or even another nigger and using some form of TNB to "acquire" said bauble (ie shooting, stabbing, mugging, stealing). Sometimes it involves the nigger turning to the "gubment" asking for more "social programs" (welfare, food stamps, section 8 housing) to make up for its inability to support itself. The one thing "gibs me dat" has as a common denominator is the nigger gets what it wants, and you have to pay for it one way (out of pocket), or the other(the nigger kills you).

Human game :

Hide and go seek
Hide-and-seek or hide-and-go-seek is a variant of the game tag, in which a number of players conceal themselves in the environment, to be found by one or more "seekers".

Nigger counterpart:

Hide and go rape

This is a variant of "Fag, an sheeit" where a nigger hides somewhere (usually at night when niggers become nearly invisible) and sexually assault an innocent victim. This is an all time favorite game amongst niggers.

Human game :

Kick the can

Kick the can (also known as Tip the can) is a children's game related to tag, hide and seek, and capture the flag which can be played outdoors, with as many as three to a few dozen players. The game is one of skill, strategy, and stealth as well as fleetness.

One person or a team of people is designated as "it" and a can or similar object – paint can or metal pail or bucket – is placed in an open space: the middle of a backyard, a green, a cove or cul de sac, parking lot or street. The other players run off and hide while "it" covers his or her eyes and counts to a previously decided number. "It" then tries to find and tag each of the players. Any player who is tagged (caught and touched) is sent to the holding pen (jail) which is simply a designated area for all the captured players to congregate, generally in plain sight of the can. Any player who has not been caught can "kick the can". If they can do this without being caught, then all of the captured players are set free. If "it" catches all of the players he or she wins that round and generally a new "it" is designated for the next round.

Nigger counterpart:

Kick the bucket

A favorite among the members of chimpout, this hilarious game involves numerous ways in which a nigger is "made good". This includes, but is not limited to,

Sexually transmitted diseases (ie AIDS, syphillis, hepatitis)
Gang related violence (usually the "drive by")
Police shooting (nigger gets shot by da po-po)
Darwin award (low nigger iq causes it to do something so stupid, it is made good)
Attack by wild animal (many different species in Africa, usually a pit bull or another nigger in the US)
Drug overdose (whether a poor nigger using crack, or a rich entertainer using anesthesia always a crowd pleaser)
Human intervention (nigger is caught during some form of TNB and life is extinguished by a human)
Old age (the rarest and saddest thing that can happen on the list, since it lived a long time, most likely bred, and caused lots of heartache for human beings before it was made good).

All of the above can also be labeled "died from natural causes" since a nigger getting aids, killed in drive by's, shot by police, doing something stupid, getting mauled by a pitbull, overdosing on drugs, or getting shot during the commission of a crime is how niggers normally interact with outside stimuli in nature.