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Guess he wasn't happy with his lottery payout.
I was thinking it'd be even funnier if a Mexican did it because the receipt would've read "GRANDENEGRO".
Of course "FATNIGGER" would've been the tits.
A heavy-set, African-American man is suing Pizza Hut because he claims his receipt from the restaurant called him “big” and “black.”
When the fuck did normal adjectives turn into "raysizzum?"
“At first I thought maybe this was some type of promotional,” said St. Louis, Missouri resident Karl Mayberry. “This had to be the name of a pizza that I didn’t know.”
LOL...WHAT! More accurate description: "big RETARD black" This ain't Haiti with the burnt mud pizzas, spooktard!
But instead of the name of a pizza, the words “big” and “black” were meant to describe the customer. Mayberry even double-checked with other receipts just to make sure he was misreading something.
This must be like scratching off a winning lotto ticket for assholes like this guy...
To make matters worse, the whole thing happened on Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday.
So what it was on downlow-speech-thief day? MLK wouldn't give a shit about someone using the words "big" and "black." He'd probably remember Abernathy if he heard that though, the downlow bastard...
“To be an African-American male and have that type of injustice done to you, especially by a Caucasian, on Martin Luther King holiday, it just threw me so hard,” Mayberry said.
WAIT! WAIT JUUUUUUST a minute here!!! WHY does he say "ESPECIALLY by a Caucasian," which is DIRECT racist phrasing, yet nobody says a damn thing? So, it wouldn't be so bad if a Mexican wrote an accurate description of this jackass monkey?
The embarrassed restaurant chain offered Mayberry a letter of apology and two $50 gift certificates for the mistake. Employees at the store where the incident occurred have undergone training to make sure this kind of thing does not happen again.
This lardass probably DEMANDED the free pizza, bobbucrew chiggin pweez! TRAINING? What the HELL kind of TRAINING is necessary here? "Now, everyone hear this and hear it well....You WILL NOT use your sight and the English language to accurately describe anything or anyone around you from this point on! You will refer to me, your trainer is ABBA the sock-fucker, King of the mysterious wettened pie flingers!"
Mayberry is still not happy with the outcome and plans to sue Pizza Hut for what happened. He also has donated the gift certificates to a local homeless shelter.
Of course hes "still not happy!" This whole thing was like buying a $200 scratch off and only winning $5. I'm sure he DID donate the CERTIFICATES to the homeless shelter (AKA the bum sleeping behind the toilet in his crack-house), but you know damn well light-skinned Fat Albert chowed down on that bobbycrew chiggu peetsah!
“It’s good that they did manage to step up and do something, but still they have not addressed Karl Mayberry’s problem,” he said. “First you’ve got to deal with Karl then you deal with everyone else.”
Pizza Hut isn't a sanitarium. They cannot "address your problem." Further, they WENT TOO DAMN FAR ALREADY by giving your greedy, whining, racist ass free food (Like you need that shit anyway lardass) just because an employee described you as 99.9% of humanity would describe you.