http://www.chimpout.com/forum/ A place where members can talk of their dealings with the feral nigger beast. en Sun, 26 May 2013 07:34:01 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.chimpout.com/forum/images/styles/TwistedDark/misc/rss.png http://www.chimpout.com/forum/ http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290520-Confronting-Coalburners-and-their-Niggers&goto=newpost Sun, 26 May 2013 01:51:29 GMT Just wondering if anyone else does it? I do it in passing, whenever I pass by a white woman walking with a nigger I look at her and shake my head... Just wondering if anyone else does it? I do it in passing, whenever I pass by a white woman walking with a nigger I look at her and shake my head like "WTF, you're kidding me?" The vast majority immediately look down at the ground in shame. I've just gotten so sick of seeing this behaviour that I've taken to doing something about it, it feels refreshing and vindicating doing so.

However with some white females, its more difficult as they're usually with niggers that tend towards violent behaviour. With white men, however, I generally don't hold back. Whenever I walk past a oil driller and his sow I usually say, "Not man enough for a white woman?" Yesterday morning was the last time I did it, and I enjoyed how quickly the smile fell off that man's face. Thus far I've not gotten a single response from any of the white men except one that said, "Whhaaa-haaaat?", they seem to be dumbstruck into dead silence.

Especially coming from a white woman like myself, I think it's a good way to send a message that they are engaging in disgusting, degenerate, behavior. I started doing it out of disgust and being tired of being expected to keep my mouth shut and fearing retribution. To hell with that, if nothing else, I'm going to entertain myself at their expense. It really IS entertaining. ]]> The Yard Nakita77 http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290520-Confronting-Coalburners-and-their-Niggers http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290445-The-story-of-my-wreck-Minor-Nigger-Coontact&goto=newpost Sat, 25 May 2013 15:31:46 GMT Sept of last year I was in a car accident that though it was not funny at the time, and yes it could have killed me, looking back I do have to... Sept of last year I was in a car accident that though it was not funny at the time, and yes it could have killed me, looking back I do have to chuckle some at it. I suppose scrapes with death are like that. Once you're out of the woods, you tend to find humor in things. The one thing that keeps coming back to me was the nigger involved in the thing. Now, the wreck wasn't the Nigger's fault, hard as that may be to believe, but...well you'll see. Please, feel free to have a good chuckle at this. The story is funny in some ways, scary in others, but still funny.


First a bit about me: I work in computer tech support. Nice way of saying I'm a nerd. Not Geek Squad either, as I'm better than them. Mostly I build and repair custom computers for people and do repair for a handful of gas station chains in my area. It's regular pay at my own hours, so I can't complain.

Sept of last year I received a call from one of my clients that their computers had gone down yet again. Even before I hung up the phone I knew the cause of the problem. This particular company's home office had this "magic" (in their eyes at least) nigger that thought he knew everything there was to know about computers. Meaning that minor problems like a system losing its bios settings, an easy fix if you know what you're doing, warranted a full tear down in his eyes. I remember one call from them to repair (rebuild really) one of their office computers. Arriving on site, I'm informed by the caller that Darius was working on the problem, and that he couldn't figure out why their external drive had suddenly stopped working. Darius had taken the tower completely apart, even pulling the full case off the thing, completely missing the fact that the whole problem was that the USB cable in the back of the drive had been knocked loose. Yes, the nigger took a computer apart before ever considering that ONE simple wire had been unplugged. I charged them my usual rebuild fee, plus three hours of labor and extra to replace parts that the ape had broken in his rushed attempt to prove his worth. Why they have yet to fire him is beyond my understanding.

The call in Sept had been a similar issue, with something minor spiraling into something major thanks to Darius. (the more I think about Darius, the more I pray they do not fire him, as he does make me money...) I don't really recall all the details of that call, but think it had something to do with a bad power supply. Once again, an easy fix if you have the parts and half a brain to fix it. In any case, after finishing the job, I started the drive back home. I'll be honest. I wasn't in the best of health at the time. I had a minor head cold and had been sneezing off and on during the call. Just a case of the sniffles really, and not something that would keep me from putting things in order to get paid.

As I drove home, it started to rain. A perfect end to a perfect day of having to deal with Darius and his jungle bunny tech skills. To make matters worse, as I was nearing the intersection where I turned to head to my home, one of my sneezing fits hit me once again. Had I not been angry at Darius and thus distracted I probably would have been driving slower and paying more attention to the road. Sadly I was not. So when I started sneezing, I must have jerked the wheel somehow. The end result you probably saw coming a mile away. In short my car began to hydroplane, and I panicked. I over corrected, making the slide worse and skidded into the intersection striking a nigger hoopty that was waiting to turn before my car continued its slide and ended up in the court house parking lot on the other side of the street.

Here's where things take a rather funny turn. I distinctly remember seeing the look on the Nigger's face as my car slid in his direction. If you can picture this WIDE eyed OH SHIT look on a Nigger's face, then you have it down pat. It may have only been seconds, but I don't think I'll ever get that Nigger's look out of my mind. After the wreck, while I sat in my car waiting for the EMT's and police, I remember that self same nigger with the same look on its face peering in through the broken side window of my car. Nigger takes one look at me and shakes his head before saying with authority. "Maing...you dead! You dead maing! You dead!" Turning to the onlookers the Nigger repeats this, his voice growing to a near shrill scream "He dead! Maing he DEAD!" before fainting dead away.

I suppose with blood on my face from the broken window, and numerous cuts and bruises I did look dead. Put the fear of lawdy jeebus on that nigger. That or he thought he was going to jail for he "done kilt" me.

I spent several weeks in the hospital recovering from my injuries all the while expecting to get sued. It's not happened yet, and considering that the Nigger ended up in Nigger U for something related to the vehicle (meaning likely drugs, a gun, or some violated probation thing) I doubt it's going to ever happen. The cherry on top (other than the hilarious nigger babble) was the police report found no fault against me. They determined that my sneezing fit was the base cause of the accident, and was not something I could have expected or reasonably prevented. In short, the accident was just an act of lawdy jeebus. ]]> The Yard Father_Nigginton http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290445-The-story-of-my-wreck-Minor-Nigger-Coontact http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290368-Damn-it-I-was-hoping-this-nigger-was-getting-arrested&goto=newpost Sat, 25 May 2013 06:19:57 GMT I saw the :bar from two blocks away. As we turned into the drive-thru, local law enforcement had pulled over a fine specimen of TNB. :surp They had... I saw the :bar from two blocks away. As we turned into the drive-thru, local law enforcement had pulled over a fine specimen of TNB. :surp They had pulled into the shopping plaza rather than the side of the road, so this was no ordinary traffic stop. We were waiting a long time, which I didn't mind, continually glancing behind to see what was happening. At one point the nigger put its hands on top of his head, leading me to hope the officer was ordering it to its knees, but a few seconds later the vile snakehead put its hands back at its side. After we got our order and circled around, both vehicles were gone.

What a disappointment! I was hoping for some :king action that would be the cherry on top of a night out. ]]> The Yard Mr. Sandman http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290368-Damn-it-I-was-hoping-this-nigger-was-getting-arrested http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290367-So-I-Had-a-Chimpout-of-My-Own-at-Burger-King&goto=newpost Sat, 25 May 2013 06:07:10 GMT Let me say this first, I despise fast food with a passion and avoid it whenever possible. But I'm getting off work late, know damned well I won't feel like cooking when I get home, and there are two places open: McDonald's and Burger King. I'd rather trim my pubes with a FlowBee than eat at McDonald's, so Burger King it is.

I pull up to the drive-thru and already the jaboonery has beat me to the punch. Inside a late model Jeep Grand Cherokee must've been atleast six niggers so fucking loud that I could hear them with both mine AND their windows rolled up! The muffled animalic sounds vaguely reminded me of putting a baby Samsquanch in a tumble dryer.

The niggers rolled their windows down and the animalic sounds were magnified ten fold, yet were no more human sounding. The niggers kept bitching back at one another for a good ten minutes before two brain cells eventually combined and spat out an order. I pull up and the dogshit dumb nigger cunt at the speaker took my order, then waited another five minutes to tell me to pull around to the first window.

So now I'm behind the groidal once again at the first window. These niggers actually start fighting inside the car! Play fighting, but they were so goddamn aggressive that the fucking car bounced back and forth. Of course the briefcase lipped bitch at the first window pretended to be annoyed, then actually started playing along with them and was laughing her ass off. I honk the horn and the niggers pay me no attention, they probably thought it was just some other random noise from the jungle. Then, I just fucking laid on it.

"YO IS ALL GOOD DAWN CALM DOWN BRA" shouted some nigger in the vehicle.

I pulled beside them at the window, rolled mine down and said, "If I wasn't stuck in niggerville behind a bunch of niggers acting exactly like niggers, I WOULD BE CALM! But no, you fucking animals don't even have the goddamn smarts to order food at a fucking drive through you backwards savage cunts! You FUCKING APES! YOU FUCKING APES!" At this point all the niggers are ooking and eeking and even laughing.

Something came over me. Maybe it was the full moon or the cool spring night wind, but I got out my car and started prancing around mine like a monkey. I started banging my fists on my car door. "OOK OOK SCREE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS! GODDAMN ANIMALS, GODDAMN MONKEY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Never in my life did I ever aspire to act like a monkey in a Burger King parking lot, but alas, here I was.

"YO DAWG DAT SHIT AINT RIGHT WHO DA FUCK YOU THINK YOU US WHITE PEOPLE BE DA REAL APE MUFUKKA GOD GONNA REPAY YO DEBT" Whatever the blue fuck that means. I didn't care. I was tired, sleep deprived, food deprived and fucking had enough for a goddamn lifetime of monkeyshines.

The niggers said nothing else, and neither did I. I sprang back on two legs, entered my vehicle again, and drove off.

Damn that felt great. ]]> The Yard CoonTownYT http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290367-So-I-Had-a-Chimpout-of-My-Own-at-Burger-King http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290363-New-Admin-Job-Coontacts&goto=newpost Sat, 25 May 2013 05:36:21 GMT I had an old job working in a gun store that was easy and fun that had very limited coontacts. The ones that did come into the gun store were all... I had an old job working in a gun store that was easy and fun that had very limited coontacts. The ones that did come into the gun store were all magic niggers who liked guns and were conservative and educated. The 0.01% basically, and werent bad to deal with.

I got a new job that pays a lot better but it puts me into contact with all the quota niggers that these huge companies have to hire to keep the government from suing the shit out of them. I won't go into details about my job for my own job safety, but to put it simply, the admin job is really simple to do, AS LONG AS THE PEOPLE YOURE DEALING WITH CAN READ.

Time is money and we run on a tight schedule. When someone cant read the fucking directions and goofs the process, it causes everyone else who is scheduled to come in a couple minutes late, screwing up everyone elses day. I just want to bury my face in my hands everytime a nigger walks in :picard, because they always fuck up the instructions and I have to go over the instructions three or four times, using small words, and easy to understand concepts, to get them to understand what I need them to do.

I tried writing the instructions on the dry erase board at first. They fucked it up.
I underlined important words. They fucked it up.
I color coded the different steps. Fucked.
I removed all non essential wording from instructions to make it as simple as possible. Still fucked.
It is impossible to make something simple enough for them, because they cant read

As usual. Niggers ruin everything. ]]> The Yard SmithandWesson http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290363-New-Admin-Job-Coontacts http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290340-The-nigger-mentality-within&goto=newpost Sat, 25 May 2013 02:37:57 GMT Ok so here is my recent story and it begins last year. My daughter was friends with this white girl back in grammar school and they lost touch and... Ok so here is my recent story and it begins last year. My daughter was friends with this white girl back in grammar school and they lost touch and recently befriended myself and my family on facebook. Now she is married to a white guy and has 3 white children. Nothing wrong yet. However I recently realized she and her family are the scourge of the earth like the nigger and it really pisses me off. Her husband worked for this guy who a year ago and he wasn't getting enough work so they moved to Spokecompton (yes that's what she called it). They lived there for a few months and still couldn't find work and his ex boss died here and his widow offered a GM job to the husband and they moved back here.

Come to find out this bitch brings her kids to the ER for everything including nosebleeds, headaches, etc because the state pays for all her shit. Everything just like the nigger. They get EBT assistance and section ape housing. They live in a nice neighborhood with a $1200 rent and the state pays for 80% of this shit. Oh wait just like the nigger. They are more than likely hiding the husband income from the state.

So a few months ago she had some growth on her leg and I shit you not she got her friends to throw her this huge ass benefit dinner and all these people were donating to her because she told people it might be cancerous. I was like give me a fuckin break you stupid bitch. I was in shock that they raised $50k for this bitch and her family and to find out it wasn't cancer they just needed to cut it off. Hospital bills were "gifted" as charity for the hospital so she didn't pay a damn dime. Sounds to me like a nigger scam.

She cons people to use their pool, watch their kids, give them money, borrow stuff, and one friend gave her their old BMW SUV. Really WTF? People are so stupid. Once again sounds very niggerish to me. So a few weeks back she went to this private ranch where you have to be boated in because its in the middle of nowhere. She posted this sob story on facebook and two suckers wrote her a damn check so she could go with her family and get away from it all for a few days.

So today my wife runs into her at the bank and she was depositing a check for me into my business account. They make their small talk and she mentions that she is going away for the weekend to a cabin in the mountains that someone was letting her use for free for memorial day weekend and she told my wife that she almost couldn't go because she was lacking money for gas so her friend gave her check for $500 to have a good time. My wife was floored and where the bank was located its in a grocery store and she watched her husband getting steaks, shrimp, chicken, etc and they didn't even use the damn money they got from the bank they used their EBT card.

Today I kind of lost it with them after hearing this story and wrote a huge post on her wall on them being the ultimate leeches and I would be reporting them for their BS charity dinner, the IRS, Health and Welfare and I told them I hope they see the bars of a cell with all those other animals in prison and they never see their kids again. Wife was a little pissed but it felt good. Of course her friends that worship her and enable her came to her rescue and said they aren't do anything wrong. BS this is all typical nigger behavior. I did have one person say she didn't know they were on assistant or welfare, it was the person who wrote them the check today to have a good time in the mountains. Hopefully that person has learned their lesson.

I pay a fuckin mortgage on my house and my cabin. I pay all my bills myself. No one helps me do shit why should they be getting a free ride. This is what is wrong with society, just shows you don't need to be a shitskin to be a nigger and she and her family are prime example of white niggers in America.

RANT OFF. ]]> The Yard The Truth http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290340-The-nigger-mentality-within http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290315-Nigger-tries-to-Muh-Dick-me-at-gas-station-then-calls-me-quot-RACISSST-quot&goto=newpost Sat, 25 May 2013 00:25:19 GMT So, I went to the gas station today (as I often do) to pick up a pack of cigarettes, and to my demise, as I was walking in, a BIG buck nigger was... So, I went to the gas station today (as I often do) to pick up a pack of cigarettes, and to my demise, as I was walking in, a BIG buck nigger was walking out of the gas station and, being the gentleman courteous nigger that it is, opened the door for me- only of course to begin in it's quest to muh dick me. As I attempted to enter the gas station, it of course began it's ape calls, and began ooking and awking "shit guh u too damn fine to be havin dat frown on yo face u needa smile wit cho fine ass, ook awk eek awk", I continued to ignore it, and then as I entered the gas station, I noticed that it began to follow behind me, as the persistent nigger it is, it then began further accosting me, as it followed me throughout the gas station, it uttered more of it's flattery "ay guh I is talkin to u shawty" (I continued to ignore it) "AYE SHAWTY LET ME HOLLA AT U!"

(Finally after having enough, I turned around to confront the beast and said "WHAT?!") it replied "I IZ TRYNA HOLLA AT CHU LIL MAMA" (I then gave it a disgusted face and said please leave me alone) however this of course did not deter the beast.. It continued with it's ape babble and stated, "SHIT GUH allz a nigga is trynna do is holla at yo fine azz n sheeit" (I repeated myself and said "LEAVE ME ALONE I AM NOT INTERESTED") it apparently not understanding or caring about my pleads with it to leave me the fuck alone then inquired, "IZ U SINGLE?? A SEXY THANG LIKE U NEED A REAL MAN N SHEEIT" (disgusted in fury, about to blow a fuse, and half way tempted to flash my gun, I replied NO I AM NOT SINGLE NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!)

It continued to follow me to the check out lane, and stated "COME ON GUH HE CANT BE A REAL NIGGA LIKE ME HE PROLLY A CRACKA U NEED A REAL NIGGA" (at this time I was SO close to completely unleashing my wrath upon this nigger, however surprisingly did not break and further ignored it) it then stated, "SHIT U IS JUST A RACIST (as it followed me outside to my car), "U IS JUST ANOTHA RACIST WHITE BITCH FUCK U, OOK AWK AWK."

What the fuck? It's absolutely ridiculous, due to the fact that I had to deal with this nigger in the first place, AND that no one in the gas station said anything to it as it was harassing me! WTF happened to a human man seeing an ape harass a white woman and interveaning?! Anyway, I am beyond disgusted, especially since the area that the gas station is is NOT a nigger area, there are no niggers in my neighborhood or in that area, but by god the ONE time that there was one, OF COURSE this was what happened, lol. UGH. I guess I be a "RACIST WHITE BITCH", LOL. ]]> The Yard Cave Beetch http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290315-Nigger-tries-to-Muh-Dick-me-at-gas-station-then-calls-me-quot-RACISSST-quot http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290101-Balloon-boons&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 22:09:39 GMT Back when I lived in Mississippi, there was this "international balloon classic" held in a town not far from mine. It was really nothing much more than a state fair, when you got down to things, and while usually fun, the draw of booze, Wimminz, and easy things to steal would draw apes from miles around. I didn't know this my senior year, and wanting something to do I took a job as security for the event.

What security really meant was not cracking skulls and taking names, but more or less maintaining something of a lower level of chaos than already existed. We were equipped with radios and pepper spray, and were tasked with being the eyes and ears of the local police. If we saw something such as a fight, we were to call it in and wait until police arrived to break it up. Naturally this lent itself to dealing with the monkeys on a rather personal level. As such we never went anywhere without being in groups of two or three. Safety in numbers. Looking back on that I have loads of stories I could share, but I thought it best to cherry pick the best from them and pass on.

Day one: First day in the five day event, we weren't open to the public. This was supposed to be a time when the BBQ competition took place and some of the Balloonists would set up and test their equipment in preparation for the opening event the next day. Security was also going through our training, learning our general patrol areas and so on. It should have been a simple, if lazy day. Leave it to Niggers to change that.

I had just finished my foot patrol of the fence and gates when I feel someone tap me on the shoulder. Turning, I find this FAT sow and several niglets giving me the "gibs me dat" look. Without waiting for me to ask what's going on, this ape asks "Dis were dey doin tha foods?" I blinked, worried that she was part of the competition. So, naturally I asked "Are you with one of the competitors?" Sow shakes her head (sending her dreads flipping) "Naw, I just want some of that food!" Oh for the love of... I tell the sow as slowly as I can, that we're not serving until the next day, and that I've called for the police. Sow makes herself VERY scarce very quickly. Nigger and niglets vanished before my eyes. Like roaches when you turn on the light.

Day Two:

The second day was rather fun actually. The dance had started, bands were playing (America was on stage at this point as I recall) and the drunks were having their usual fun. As I made my foot patrol I notice this stringy ass buck standing in front of one of the porta potties lightly kicking the door. That's all he was doing, just standing there kicking the door every thirty seconds or so. Wandering by one of the other security, I asked what his problem was, and the guy replied "No idea, but he's been at it for twenty minutes. People have come and gone, and he stops when they're in there, but picks right back up when they leave." I shrugged and left the nigger to amuse himself. I kid you not, he was STILL there when my shift ended at Midnight, four hours later. Still kicking at the door. I've never figured that one out, but since he wasn't really causing any trouble, eh he wasn't my problem.

Day Three: Niggers and the Low rider... My favorite story ever.

some time ago I noted in the guest forum that I had a low rider in school. I also explained to some degree how Niggers came to like the "heavy bass" type music after seeing it in white car competitions. (I'll find and repost that here if anyone wants. It's an interesting thing to see how monkeys took one thing and ruined it for others, but I digress.) Day three was the Car Show, bass competition, and then the "cruise" (parade) down the main drag. We would converge on Sonic and do the show there, (free food and all the cherry limeaids you could drink) and then head back to the fairgrounds to enjoy the bands. Parking was a nightmare, but thanks to our competitors passes were were given the best slots. Though that may have been also due to the fact that our low trucks had a bad habit of getting stuck in the field that doubled as the parking lot... In any case I had just come back on duty and was heading to my foot patrol when I get a call asking me to go help with some traffic issues in the competitor lot. Heading out there I find several big security guards, a couple of my buddies, and two cops clustered around this POS little hatch back. The car has somehow managed to park in such a way that it's blocking several cars in, and more so has actually hit and damaged one of the low rider trucks.

Heading over, I'm directed to quote "Grab hold" by one of the officers. Together, the group of us lifted the front of this car and were literally walking it around so traffic could start when this stringy nigger and his sow come running over and start chimping out. One of the cops looks at her and asks "Is this your vehicle?" She bix noods and then finally gets out that yes, it's hers. The cop gives each of us a nod and together we just DROPPED the nigger's car. It landed with a loud WHAM, cracking the wind shield and blowing out one of the tires. May have even bent one of the wheels. "You're getting towed." He replies. Seeing so many whites around the ape doesn't bother running, even as the sow is screaming we "broked" her wheels. Car was towed and impounded, and both apes went to jail. Later that night the officer came by with lunch for us guys. (He paid out of pocket.) Said it was our reward ]]> The Yard Father_Nigginton http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290101-Balloon-boons http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290063-My-Contribution&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 19:23:01 GMT So I work for the airline industry. I won't say what I do or which company I work for- don't want to lose my shitty job. Anyway.. I have to go through TSA lines every time I go to work. Another gubmint gibsmedat program for the niggers, but that's another story. How do I contribute? EVERY time I go through the line, I look for a nigger sow. If one happens to be in line, I make sure I choose HER line to cut in to (airline industry employee benefit). I always make sure I don't say ANYTHING to the sow. No "excuse me" or "sorry to cut in front of you." Nothing. It's hilarious. I can just feel the Cat 5 chimpout brewing, but the dumb bitch CAN'T because she KNOWS they'll toss her sorry ass out of the line.

Everybody works against the system in the little ways they can!

ML ]]> The Yard Molon Labe http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290063-My-Contribution http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290018-Civic-pride-the-anti-coontact&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 14:17:07 GMT Not sure if this is the right section, but I was driving down the road the other day and saw a group of young people (teenagers and a little younger)... Not sure if this is the right section, but I was driving down the road the other day and saw a group of young people (teenagers and a little younger) and adults picking up trash on the side of the road. This behavior is so anti-nigger there wasn't a coon within a mile of the event. I expect it was a church group since there's a big church nearby where this was going on.

The only time you'll see a nigger picking trash off the roadside is when they're in an orange jumpsuit and in chains. ]]> The Yard Hatian Dirt Cookies http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290018-Civic-pride-the-anti-coontact http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290010-medicaid-sheboon-Gotta-love-her&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 13:17:43 GMT I called to recertify my medical with the state. Yes, its that time again. Being a disabled vet is too much fun at times. I get a NAPA on the phone... I called to recertify my medical with the state. Yes, its that time again. Being a disabled vet is too much fun at times. I get a NAPA on the phone (a magic one) and answer all her questions. The stupid ape asks for a copy of my disability check. I said, "last year, social security abolished paper checks, its all done by direct deposit.." She gets off the phone, comes back, once again asks for a copy of disability check. (face palm) gotta love them magic niggers... ]]> The Yard KFMFC http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?290010-medicaid-sheboon-Gotta-love-her http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?289970-Tales-from-School-Days&goto=newpost Thu, 23 May 2013 09:00:08 GMT After telling the tale about my nigger dealings in Charleston, I was suggested to join and post further here in the yard. I had to think for a... After telling the tale about my nigger dealings in Charleston, I was suggested to join and post further here in the yard. I had to think for a moment, trying to decide what story I should share. Now, it's not that I like niggers, as I've said; but rather that for a time in my life I lived in an area that had a higher percentage of them than would be considered comfortable. Sure, we could argue that ONE is too many, but my point stands.

After my family moved from Charlotte (well, Gastonia really), we found ourselves in a small town in darkest Mississippi. (take darkest how you will) For some odd reason, my parents decided that it would be best for me to attend public school. I suppose it was cheaper, that or they had not yet found a proper Catholic school like I had been attending previously. So, I went from being in a school that had maybe five niggers in it, to a school that had only a handful of whites. I've a couple of stories from that, two that really come to mind and bear sharing. I may touch on the others, but for now I'll deal with these two.

First Coontact:
My first real coontact would be considered a "group" coontact. It wasn't so much that any one stood out, but that they all seemed to go together into one long shitstain of an eighth grade year. The one I remember the most perhaps was before one mid term test when everyone was studying and I, being bored, was doodling. My mother had this habit of grilling me on tests, forcing me to memorize study guides and so on. So going into things I knew the work better than all the other students combined. My home room teacher saw my doodling, called my history nigger...I mean teacher over and showed her. The nigger snatched the doodle from me and asked me "Why you not studyin?" I shrugged and told her simply "I studied last night." She did that nigger head bob, and then said "I'm keepin dis. When you fails the test I showin yo mammy why." I made a perfect score on the test. Never did hear from her again, though she did give me the stink eye. At the end of the year, she failed me claiming and I quote "Does not show maturity enough to be promoted." By then it didn't matter. Mom and Dad had found another Catholic school for me and the headmaster there promoted me anyway. Guess he could see the niggershines showing through. Thankfully, the second school was all white.

Second Coontact:
Not really worth mentioning, but somewhat funny none the less.

As part of our US Gov class, our teacher managed to get us a tour of Parchman Penitentiary. This was supposed to be a general tour of the prison, some of the history, seeing how it worked, that kind of thing. However the niggers in that Nigger U believed for some odd reason that it was supposed to be one of those "Scared Straight" type of things. So they laid into us white kids as we just giggled and laughed back at them. Eventually we ended up in this one area where this scrawny ass nigger starts talking about how he done wrong, and how to keep us from doing the same. So he grabs one guy out of our group and drapes his scrawny nigger arm around him. The boy, I'll call "Tank," gives the nigger a really funny look. This nigger starts in about how what would happen if he and his buddy "Tank" were out drinking and how if he killed someone and Tank was there, Tank would end up in jail for manslaughter. Tank gives the nigger a funny look and the Monkey says "see, it's dat easy." Tank shook his head and sighed "Naw," he said "It's not. I'd not go to jail." The nigger laughed it off, asking something like "Cause you white?" Tank replied "No, my dad's in the klan. He'd kill me if I was out with a Nigger." That brought a good bit of laughter from us and the nigger slunk off. The tour didn't last much longer after that. ]]> The Yard Father_Nigginton http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?289970-Tales-from-School-Days http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?289906-Quick-COONTACT&goto=newpost Wed, 22 May 2013 23:21:13 GMT Went to 7 ELEBEN to pick up a coke and cash in my winning lottery ticket, yep I won $14 instead of $600 million but dang, its something. I pull up... Went to 7 ELEBEN to pick up a coke and cash in my winning lottery ticket, yep I won $14 instead of $600 million but dang, its something. I pull up and see a bunch of shit skins shucking a jivving, smoking those nasty cigarillos flavored bullshit calling each other holmes and and meh nigger. I decide it isnt worth it and put it in reverse when I see a police car pull up and they turn on the lights and whoop whoop them. It was like seeing roaches scurry, off all of them go running like olympic hopefuls, I have never seen niggers move THAT fast. I can tell it was just a bored op because he got out and went in to get something to drink or to grab some munchies.I went in and grabbed my drink and smiled at the nice YT officer as I passed him heading out. I wonder how far the niggers ran before it sunk into their tiny brains that they weren't being chased? ]]> The Yard mvacanti77 http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?289906-Quick-COONTACT http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?289719-Adventures-at-McDonalds-This-Afternoon&goto=newpost Wed, 22 May 2013 00:40:31 GMT Well, after a long day of driving around to my various customers to repair their problems, I wanted to get a black ice coffee, and headed to a... Well, after a long day of driving around to my various customers to repair their problems, I wanted to get a black ice coffee, and headed to a McDonald's in West Springfield Mass. BIG mistake. I went to the drive-through and "axed" for a medium black ice coffee, no cream, no sugar. The voice came back: that's $1.07, so I drove up to the first window to pay, and am greeted by a spigger who can't work the order register. I gave it a five-er, and was expecting $3.93 in change. It handed me $.07, and then tried to give me 3 dollars more, to which I said "that's nor correct. The change should be $3.93, after which a cat 2 chimpout started. The spigger then tried to enlist the help of other she-boons, to no avail, until a manager she-boon showed up at the window, and gave me my 5 dollar bill back, after I requested a refund. I then drove to a Dunkin Donuts down the street, and was served by good Y-T, who got it right the first time. Hope the asshole sheboon at Nig-Donalds got a reaming out, but you know how THAT goes... :rolls ]]> The Yard IRISH TOM http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?289719-Adventures-at-McDonalds-This-Afternoon http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?289700-Saw-one-of-those-splotchy-niggers-today&goto=newpost Tue, 21 May 2013 22:36:55 GMT You know, the ones with the Michael Jackson disease that tries to turn them white? I was at the doctors office waiting in the lobby. Out from one of... You know, the ones with the Michael Jackson disease that tries to turn them white? I was at the doctors office waiting in the lobby. Out from one of the exam rooms walks a nigger, then i had to double check to make certain i wasnt at the veterinarians office by mistake. Nope, no dogs or cats but one big old monkey. This doesnt make any sense. Anyways as it walked out the door i noticed its legs and it had random white splotches on its skin. Each one around 3 inches in diameter. WTF? Was the nigger wearing off of it? Is my doctor experimenting with a new radical way of removing the nigger from it? I had my cell phone in my hand, tried to pull up the camera app so i could snap a picture of it quick but it was gone. ]]> The Yard Zombie Trayvon http://www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?289700-Saw-one-of-those-splotchy-niggers-today