View Full Version : Guess What Next Nigger Celebrity Will be Declared "Good"?!!
Doc Johnson
08-12-2008, 06:40 AM
This has been a busy week for celebrity Niggers dying -- both Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes have hopped aboard the "Big Banana Boat to Chimp Heaven" and sailed away!
So which Celebra-Chimp is next? Very few Niggers live to reach an old age anyway, so there is an abundance of choices. Most die from self induced means, or violence at the hands of their fellow Simians.
I vote for Whitney Houston -- long overdue for a drug and alcohol relapse or a re-union with Bobbie Brown (ending in an OJ Chimpson style bloodbath) my guess is that Whitney is next!
Any thoughts?
Doc
Wow! I just re-read my post. Man, I must be tired....
Justin Igger
08-12-2008, 07:16 AM
Whatever one it is I'll toast my drink to the welcome news.
ChicagoAvenger
08-12-2008, 09:00 AM
Maybe a certain presidential candidate will die
at the paws of it's Sow, for scoping on too many
White wimmenz asses, during it's campaign drive.
This could happen! These are niggers.
And we know niggers. Unfortunately.
Capt. Larsen
08-12-2008, 09:49 AM
Maybe a certain presidential candidate will die
at the paws of it's Sow, for scoping on too many
White wimmenz asses, during it's campaign drive.
This could happen! These are niggers.
And we know niggers. Unfortunately.
:lol :lol :lol :lol
ThinWhiteLine
08-12-2008, 03:15 PM
Maybe a certain presidential candidate will die
at the paws of it's Sow, for scoping on too many
White wimmenz asses, during it's campaign drive.
This could happen! These are niggers.
And we know niggers. Unfortunately.
ChicagoAvenger, you are going to have to stop posting in riddles. It makes it hard to tell what your true thoughts are.:lol
The Bobster
08-12-2008, 03:18 PM
I say Bill Cosby dies of acute pudding poisoning.
Mr. Niggativity
08-12-2008, 03:38 PM
Any one of those MTV nigger crappers whose moniker begins with "Lil". It's high time for another East Coast / West Coast hip hop feud. :suicide
Bring on the next Tupac! :tnb :chaingun
Skrimps
08-12-2008, 04:09 PM
Hopefully our affletes die in China:geek
S.T.P
08-12-2008, 04:44 PM
Please let it be Denzel Washigcoon or Will Smiff.
:party
Colonoscopy Powell would be a welcome addition to the dead nigger hall of fame.
Nigger Farmer
08-12-2008, 11:37 PM
Any dead nigger is good news. The Chimp running for office would be great, maybe eat some tainted KFC or take a bad hit of Jenkem.
nutnice
08-13-2008, 12:03 AM
Any one of those MTV nigger crappers whose moniker begins with "Lil".
That could be any one of several hundred chimps!!!
williams
08-13-2008, 01:22 AM
Colonoscopy Powell would be a welcome addition to the dead nigger hall of fame.
LOL!! Dead Nigger Hall of Fame! That's great.
I vote for Louis Farrakoon or Garrett Morris of SNL fame.
Taylor
08-13-2008, 01:49 AM
How about Urethra Franklin? Hell, she's in her sixties and must weigh close to 400 lbs. So I'll take 'heart disease' for a thousand, Alex. After that, expect the inevitable week of her body in the Capitol Rotunda so America can pay it's respects to a "National Treasure". And a month after that, we can probably look forward to a CNN special on "Black America and Heart Disease-Our National Disgrace".
niggers_suck
08-13-2008, 02:58 AM
I'm hoping its that asshole with giant clock around his neck.
Oppressor
08-13-2008, 03:11 AM
I'll be overly optimistic and say Jesse Jackson. That nigger has been overdue since...well...ummm...since he was born.
Intolerant
08-13-2008, 04:32 AM
LOL!! Dead Nigger Hall of Fame! That's great.
I vote for Louis Farrakoon or Garrett Morris of SNL fame.
I think Garret Morris is already dead isn't he? Might as well be if he isn't.
I think Sharpton is headed for some sort of aneurysm, He just look like he ready to splode all ova da place an shit.
t_evl1
08-13-2008, 05:01 AM
I beleive the next one to die will be
Nichelle Nichols
for those of you who are not "Trekkies" She played as lt. Ohura on Star trek
Doc Johnson
08-13-2008, 06:12 AM
Ah, hell.... here's my "Top Six Soon-To-Be-Good" Simian Hopefuls:
1) Ice Tea - God! I hate that asshole and his wife Coco, too!
2) Star Jones - Another fat-assed Sheboon the world doesn't need.
3) Queen Latifa - I mean, WTF?!! Why is Hollywood in love with this Sheboon?
4) Eddie Murphy - Another Chimp on the loose I could live without.
5) Wesley Snipes (Wait, move this flaming butt monkey to the top of the list!)
6) Flava Flav (The incredibly ugly court jester ape from Public Enemy with the clock around it's neck, Boyeeeeeeeeee!)
Doc
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