Australian boongs breed young then become good boong.

[Koon Kicking Kanga]

I'm not sure where this story fits best in Chimpout, so I've put it here.

The online version is here - http://www.themorningbulletin.com.au/storydisplay.cfm?storyid=3780786

But the guts of the story is that a teenape boongling and its cousin were killed after driving into a street sig. I assume that teh sign was one of the big signs with six inch steel supports, not the little two inch job at intersections.

This is a real boong loving Australian piece of reporting, the usual shit about how he wuz always a good boy, nebber got in trubblez wif the poeleece un shieeit.

This young boong just turned 16 years old and, amazing, he is already a babydaddy with the second boongling on the way to his babymammy. Unfortunately the taxpayers of Australia will be feeding the babymammy and the two crotch maggots for the rest of their lives.

Apparently this good boong was another "aspiring artist," and of course all the tribe will be missing him.

Read the bit about his edumucation, look at the web site ( http://www.aic.gov.au/research/openaxis/db/activity/274461.html )and learn that he was attending a school for criminal feral humanoids, not a real high school.

His sistah katrina doyle is a membeer of one of the areas infamous boong crime famblies, not in the Mafia sense, but pure boong petty crime, burglaries, theft, woman and child bashing and abuse, and other minor boong crimes.

So here the moral of the story is that the black ape loving media exists everywhere in the world.

[SnowDog]

The 16-year-old, along with his cousin Ian Murphy, were killed on Saturday when their vehicle slammed into a street sign.

Although Garth, or "Scarfy" (Stupid nigger name) as he was known, had only just celebrated his 16th birthday on July 21, he left so much behind...

Garth never made it home.

The damage to the car from the crash on Hornibrook Esplande, Redcliffe, about 1.35am, was so extensive that police used jaws of life to recover their bodies.

He must've been going like a bat outta hell. Probably drunk and/or higher than a kite.


His family yesterday said Gavin's his main passion in life was creating art and cherishing his Aboriginal culture.

Same type of stuff you see here in the 'States whenever some boon kicks the KFC bucket: "He beez uh gud boi".

Seriously, Australia is in the middle of the Pacific. How did those abo niggers ever get there? Or was that back before YT used his ju-ju and stole their magical flying abilities?

[Koon Kicking Kanga]

He must've been going like a bat outta hell. Probably drunk and/or higher than a kite.

Probably a bit of both. Australian suburban speed limits can be from 50 to 80 kilometres per hour.(around 30-50 miles per hour.) The good thing is they chose an inamimate sign to attack and not some innocent WHite Humans.

Same type of stuff you see here in the 'States whenever some boon kicks the KFC bucket: "He beez uh gud boi".

Seriously, Australia is in the middle of the Pacific.

Nope, you got that one wrong. Australia is on the west edge of the Pacific Ocean. On the west coast we have the Indian Ocean.

How did those abo niggers ever get there?

Now therein lies one of life's true mysteries. Boongs claim to be the "original" inhabitants of Aus, only problem is that bones have been dug up which are not boong bones, but apparently a type of humanoid of lesser height than boongs and Humans. Further, the Asmanian boongs were of a different type compareed to mainland boongs. They were even more ugly, if that is possible, than the mainlanders and they didn't know how to light a fire!!! Now this is tasmania, teh most southern part of Aus, and now, in our winter, and 6.00 PM, just after sunset, typical temperatures are 3 to 10 degrees centigrade. If you don't know the equivalent in fahrenheit, just accept that for me it's nut freezing cold. Imagine living like that, no fire, just a bundle of animal skins to keep the icicles of your body.

Anyway, the accepted myth is that sometime during about 50,000 years ago, when it was much cooler globally and hence ocean levels were lower, the australis koonii migrated across land bridges from south east Asia. My theory is that boongs are proof that Indonesians fucked Javan baboons and the resultant offspring were evicted from Indonesia and moved in to infest Australia.
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Or was that back before YT used his ju-ju and stole their magical flying abilities?

Boongs don't have any of that magic nigger technology, although they believe the way to the "next world," ie our heaven, was by climbing the Southern Cross to reach the stars.

[ANH]

These Abo shitskins seem to be every bit as bad as the ones everywhere else and they also exist due to nigger lovers just like everywhere else.

[SnowDog]

Nope, you got that one wrong. Australia is on the west edge of the Pacific Ocean. On the west coast we have the Indian Ocean.

Figure of speech. Australia is surrounded by water on all sides, and the nearest land in Papua New Guinea is still too far for these rockfish to swim. Niggers have never been known for their boat-building and seafaring capabilities.


My theory is that boongs are proof that Indonesians fucked Javan baboons and the resultant offspring were evicted from Indonesia and moved in to infest Australia.

Makes sense to me. May be some day someone will take a look at the boong genome and discover something like that? When the Human Genome Project was announced, the Americoons pitched a hissy. Then you didn't hear another word about it, so what sort of deal did they make, and what are they covering up?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[whodatcalldapolice]

I think the Aborigines in Australia were banished by another society.
Somebody, somewhere, was infested with these things and did the smart thing- shipped 'em off.