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Bruiser

05-02-2008, 09:55 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

Maleficarum

05-02-2008, 06:03 PM

I used to love that song but it looks a little embarrassing nowjdheryf

Justin Igger

05-02-2008, 06:17 PM

I think they are dancing like that because there are absolutely no niggers to be seen.

Maybe the safety dance is like nigger Kryptonite.

LaTrine Jakscoon

05-02-2008, 10:25 PM

Haha that brings back memories jdheryf

rope_therapy

05-02-2008, 10:42 PM

Yep used to love it.

Everybody look at your hands !

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vanilla fields

01-01-2009, 02:18 AM

Just call me uncool, but I loved it then and I still love it.

Bucky

01-01-2009, 02:22 AM

The only way that could be any better is if Liv Tyler were somewhere in the background :)

BananaTreeClimber

01-01-2009, 03:11 AM

Damnit it's been probably 5 years since I even thought about this stupid song. Now just seeing the thread title I can't get it out of my head thanks.

:dance

ANH

01-01-2009, 04:34 PM

I think they are dancing like that because there are absolutely no niggers to be seen.

Maybe the safety dance is like nigger Kryptonite.

:rofl :potd

umberto

01-01-2009, 05:36 PM

I had an acquaintance that was arrested for DWI. I witnessed the whole thing.

He was a friend of a friend, and a real belligerent asshole. He never met a good time he couldn't piss on. I took great delight in watching him miserabely fail the field sobriety test. He was trying to balance on one leg while flailing his arms in an "S."

I have refused to call him by his given name ever since. To me, he is just "Safety Dance."

shovelheadroad

01-03-2009, 05:56 AM

I always wondered why the singer looked so fucking serious in that video!
This is one of those songs with a strange appeal that niggers don't get, and never will. It's a white thing.

PunqueRoquer

01-03-2009, 06:34 PM

"That dance was not really as safe as they would have led you to believe." -Phillip J Fry

He never met a good time he couldn't piss on.

I hope you don't mind if I use this line from time to time, Umberto. We have all come across at least one dude like that in our lives.

umberto

01-04-2009, 03:40 AM

"I hope you don't mind if I use this line from time to time, Umberto. We have all come across at least one dude like that in our lives.

That's fine, as long as you send me royalties and don't post it to any peer-to-peer networks.