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nutnice
08-07-2008, 03:48 AM
Sudan

Location: Northeast Africa
Capital: Khartoum
Population: 40,218,455
Ethnic/Racial Groups: 52% Regular Niggers, 39% Arabic-Speaking Niggers (NOT real Arabs, for the most part)
GDP (Total): $107.8 billion
GDP Per Capita: $2,522 (ranked 134th)
Major Industries: Oil, minerals, bongo parties, terrorism

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/maps/su-map.gif

Sudan, the largest country in Africa, was closely linked to Egypt
in antiquity, around 8000 BC (which means Sudan wasn't always
overrun with niggers). A civilization known as the Kush populated
northeast Sudan around the 8th century BC, but this had little
to do with the apes who inhabit Sudan in modern times. Eventually
Northern Sudan, which was dominated by humans, became niggerfuxated
by the niggers from Southern Sudan. In 1820, Egypt conquered the
country, and in 1882 the British invaded the country to establish
order. During the Mahdist Revolt, crazy Muslim niggers chimped
out and pwned the British. But the Brits came back and in 1899
re-conquered Sudan and shared control over it with Egypt,
establishing the Anglo-Egyptian Sudan.

The British ruled Sudan as two colonies: the Muslim north, and
the 'Christian' south (although southern Sudan has many "Christian"
niggers, most follow "indigenous beliefs", more commonly known
as ju-ju and black magic). In 1954, Egypt and Britain agreed to
grant Sudan independence starting on January 1st, 1956. A year
before independence became effective, a civil war broke out
between northern and southern Sudan. Since then, Sudan's history
has largely been one long, bloody bongo party. This first civil
war ended in 1972, but another bongo party began in 1983 and
only ended in 2005. And this isn't even the Darfur conflict
I'm talking about, this is just the civil wars between north
and south, which have taken up 41 out of Sudan's 52 years as
an independent nation.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/7/13/2001825/sudanmodel.jpg
This hideous ape from Sudan is supposed to be a "model". A model
for what? The zoo?

So what is the difference between the apes in northern Sudan
and the ones in the south? Well, in the north, they're Muslim
and speak Arabic, and the ones in the south are Christian or
"animist". However, they are practically all niggers. The media
tries to portray the conflicts in Sudan as Arab vs Black, when
in reality, it's NIGGER VS NIGGER. The by now well-known conflict
in Darfur is also between Arabic speaking niggers and the regular
niggers who inhabit that western area of Sudan. The Sudanese
government, which is mostly Arabic - nigger, supports the
Janjaweed militias, which want to impose Islamic law on the
Darfur niggers. For some reason, the rest of the world is
supposed to care about this latest chimpout. The reason for
that could be Sudan's recently gained status as an oil
exporter. As it turns out, Sudan has large oil reserves, and
control over this relatively new oil wealth may be behind
many of the brutalities the Sudanese niggers inflict on
each other. The Chinese, for example, have been smart: they
buy Sudan's oil, and don't say anything about Darfur,
because they don't give a shit about yard apes killing each
other. They just want that sweet, sweet crude. The West,
however, is hampered by white guilt, so we have to cry
and gnash our teeth about the poor hungry niggers in Sudan.

Sudan has also been a longtime base of operations for
terrorists. Osama Bin Laden himself lived in Sudan from
1992 to 1996, until the niggers got scared over being bombed
because of him and kicked him out. Despite all this,
Sudanese niggers continue to elicit misguided compassion
from bleeding hearts everywhere. The saps who continue
to scream about how "something has to be done about
Darfur" fail to realize that the war there is the equivalent
of two drunken niggers beating the shit out of each
other over a bottle of jenkem: it is not worth our attention.
What we need to do is take all the oil out of the
country so that human beings can put it to good use and
just let the apes do what they're best at: brutally raping
and killing each other.

Markweesta Makoomba
08-07-2008, 04:05 AM
Awww, one of my very favorite sections of chimpout.com - the Nigger Atlas. Thanks for yet another factual educational tour of the land of the Jenkem Jigaboos!
MM
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KAN KAN KLAN
08-26-2008, 09:48 PM
HOW ABOUT ONE ON UGOLANDA AND KOONYA?:lobster