Sow dies when 911 operator can't understand its niggerbabble

[Marse Jim]

I's beez needin' hep fum da gubmint in da form ub an amblance!

http://www.cbs46.com/news/17107519/detail.html#-


Fulton County officials said a nigger sow died while waiting for help that was delayed because a 911 operator sent emergency responders to the wrong address.

Fulton County's 911 director, Alfred Moore, said it began Saturday afternoon when sow Darlene Dukes called 911 for help because it was "in respiratory distress."

Moore said the 911 operator misheard the address the sow gave and sent crews to Wells Street in Atlanta when the sow was actually at home on Wales Street in Johns Creek, north of Atlanta.

:wddy

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[The Admiral]

That headline should read, "911 operator does her all to help out the planet"

I'm sure the operator was a nigger, though!!

[DJ StoopNig]

I can't believe the dispatcher got fired over that. I also can't believe that a city as large as that one doesn't have enhanced 911 yet!

[CoonTownYT]

Yet another nigger dies from it's own nigger stupidity. I'm sure the conversation went something like this.

911: This is 911, how can I help you?
Nigger: OH LAWDZ IZ CHOKIN ON DA CHIKINZ N SHEEIT HEPP ME! PLEAAA HEPP ME!

911: Calm down ma'am, what's your address?

Nigger: MUFUKKIN WHALE SKREET N SHEEIT, NOWUMSAYIN? WEY YOU AT?! YALL RASSISISS CRACKAZ AINT HEE YET!

911: I'm sorry, Is that Wells Street?

Nigger: NAH MUFUKKA DEY BEEZ A WHALE IN DA SKREET, NOWUMSAYIN?

911: No ma'am, I don't know what the hell you're saying

Nigger: RACISS ASS CRACKA!!! OH LAWDZ IZ DEAD OBAMA GONNA TAKE ME TO DA PROMISS LAND!

[swinglow2]

Yep we all know a nigger would never fuck up the good english they speak.

[Had enought]

I can't believe the dispatcher got fired over that. I also can't believe that a city as large as that one doesn't have enhanced 911 yet!


I thought enhanced was all over the country. I live way out in the sticks and I have had it for about 5 years.:

Sounds like that spooket died from a typical nigger thing, its called being stupid!

[oooga-booga]

Yet another nigger dies from it's own nigger stupidity. I'm sure the conversation went something like this.

911: This is 911, how can I help you?
Nigger: OH LAWDZ IZ CHOKIN ON DA CHIKINZ N SHEEIT HEPP ME! PLEAAA HEPP ME!

911: Calm down ma'am, what's your address?

Nigger: MUFUKKIN WHALE SKREET N SHEEIT, NOWUMSAYIN? WEY YOU AT?! YALL RASSISISS CRACKAZ AINT HEE YET!

911: I'm sorry, Is that Wells Street?

Nigger: NAH MUFUKKA DEY BEEZ A WHALE IN DA SKREET, NOWUMSAYIN?

911: No ma'am, I don't know what the hell you're saying

Nigger: RACISS ASS CRACKA!!! OH LAWDZ IZ DEAD OBAMA GONNA TAKE ME TO DA PROMISS LAND!

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:al:hammer:nigban

[Undertow]

This is what the creature gets for not speaking English. Most all White do not know how to speak nigger.

[nutnice]

Yet another nigger dies from it's own nigger stupidity. I'm sure the conversation went something like this.

911: This is 911, how can I help you?
Nigger: OH LAWDZ IZ CHOKIN ON DA CHIKINZ N SHEEIT HEPP ME! PLEAAA HEPP ME!

911: Calm down ma'am, what's your address?

Nigger: MUFUKKIN WHALE SKREET N SHEEIT, NOWUMSAYIN? WEY YOU AT?! YALL RASSISISS CRACKAZ AINT HEE YET!

911: I'm sorry, Is that Wells Street?

Nigger: NAH MUFUKKA DEY BEEZ A WHALE IN DA SKREET, NOWUMSAYIN?

911: No ma'am, I don't know what the hell you're saying

Nigger: RACISS ASS CRACKA!!! OH LAWDZ IZ DEAD OBAMA GONNA TAKE ME TO DA PROMISS LAND!

LOL. That sounds so accurate it's as if you'd transcribed the actual call.

[Doc Johnson]

I can see it now....

"Hello, You've reached the Emergency Call Center. To better serve you, please do one of the following:

To talk to an operator who speaks English, Press 1

To talk to an operator who speaks Ebonics, Press 2 an' sheeit - nowhatimsaying?"



Doc

[Capt. Larsen]

1.) Apelanta is majority nigger
2.) 911 operators are mostly niggers in any city
3.) I'm just thankful it died!thumbsup

[ChicagoAvenger]

Has anyone ever had the pleasure of attempting to
communicate with a nigger 911 operator?

:rofl

Well, actually it's not funny.
They are rude, arrogant and you can
only understand 1/2 of what they chitter.

It's an experience!

[Safetyman08]

That headline should read, "911 operator does her all to help out the planet"

I'm sure the operator was a nigger, though!!

she is a hero

[Cherokeescot]

Yet another nigger dies from it's own nigger stupidity. I'm sure the conversation went something like this.

911: This is 911, how can I help you?
Nigger: OH LAWDZ IZ CHOKIN ON DA CHIKINZ N SHEEIT HEPP ME! PLEAAA HEPP ME!

911: Calm down ma'am, what's your address?

Nigger: MUFUKKIN WHALE SKREET N SHEEIT, NOWUMSAYIN? WEY YOU AT?! YALL RASSISISS CRACKAZ AINT HEE YET!

911: I'm sorry, Is that Wells Street?

Nigger: NAH MUFUKKA DEY BEEZ A WHALE IN DA SKREET, NOWUMSAYIN?

911: No ma'am, I don't know what the hell you're saying

Nigger: RACISS ASS CRACKA!!! OH LAWDZ IZ DEAD OBAMA GONNA TAKE ME TO DA PROMISS LAND!

You have no idea, my cousin is a 911 operator in atlanta and she is constantly telling me horror stories about the english language being negrofied.

[Doc Johnson]

Yet another nigger dies from it's own nigger stupidity. I'm sure the conversation went something like this.

911: This is 911, how can I help you?
Nigger: OH LAWDZ IZ CHOKIN ON DA CHIKINZ N SHEEIT HEPP ME! PLEAAA HEPP ME!

911: Calm down ma'am, what's your address?

Nigger: MUFUKKIN WHALE SKREET N SHEEIT, NOWUMSAYIN? WEY YOU AT?! YALL RASSISISS CRACKAZ AINT HEE YET!

911: I'm sorry, Is that Wells Street?

Nigger: NAH MUFUKKA DEY BEEZ A WHALE IN DA SKREET, NOWUMSAYIN?

911: No ma'am, I don't know what the hell you're saying

Nigger: RACISS ASS CRACKA!!! OH LAWDZ IZ DEAD OBAMA GONNA TAKE ME TO DA PROMISS LAND!


God, that just cracks me up everytime I read it!


Doc

[Figure8ball]

lol That was some funny stuff! Awesome!