The nigger joke thread

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A teacher was giving a RE lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"

Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"

[The Man]

Q: What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?










A: NiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNiggerNigger!!!

[The Man]

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[The Man]

Did anyone catch the interview with the Obamanation? He was talking about the American Economy and admitted that he couldn't fix it but should be able to nigger-rig something together....

[The Man]

This is something that really happened involving me and a 'conversation' I had with a edjumacated she-ape.

She was working at a C-store that I went into to pay for some gas and she she was ranting about how whites stole everything from niggers. And she knows this because she had gone to college and had a degree in sociology.(right)

Anyway, she's attempting to berate me and my white race for stealing all the technology, waterways, hospitals, whatever from the apes waaay back in Egypt(thought Egyptians lived there not niggers) and that we wouldn't have anything if wasn't for them. And she explained that we owe them because we took all of the advancements with us.

So I asked her "If your 'people' were so smart and invented all of this stuff, why didn't anyone write it down any of the instructions on how to build it again?"

[NightRaider]

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.

The captain then declares

"All African Americans, jump overboard!"

A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"


The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

wohohoh

[Justin Igger]

I said shut up son, we be niggers today

rolflrolfl

[The Man]

Q: What's the best way to keep a nigger confused?







A: Ask him what's his daddy's last name!

[James_E_Ray]

How do you keep a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off his head!

[CoonTownYT]

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TVs floating in the air?












Drop it nigger!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said no. Is tole her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her.

[CoonTownYT]

Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said no. Is tole her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

At a U2 gig, Bono asked for total quiet and started clapping his hands once every 2 or 3 seconds and the crowd clapped with him. It was so quiet you can here a pin drop except for the clap.... clap..... clap. Then Bono while still clapping every 2 or 3 seconds he came to the microphone " Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies. After a short pause and since it was so quiet some guy iin the 1st 3 or 4 rows shouts "Well, bloody carry on and clap faster!

[fed_up]

Bubba, a nigger and a mexican were all in the same area when BAM! A genie appears.
"You each get one wish" said the genie...
So the nigger says "I wish for all my African Brothers and Sisters to be in Africa where the land can flourish and all africans can prosper"
BAM, they all went there and left America
The mexican then said "that sounds good to me...I want all my mexican peoples to be in me-hee-co and live well and have yobs and stuff too"
BAM, they all went to Mexico and left America

then bubba said "So, you're telling me all the mexicans are in mexico, and all the niggers are in africa?"
Huh. well, it's kinda hot today, I'll guess I'll have a coke."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A white man goes to the barbers and asks for a telly savalas, the barber shaves his head and charges him £2, a niggeri follows him and says i'll have the same. the barber shaves the nigger's head and says thats £10. no no says the nigger, you charged dat white man £2, the barber replies coloured tellys cost more

[Intolerant]

How does Ethiopian wimmenz know when they be pregnant?


When they tampons come out half eaten...

[Fireblade14]

At a U2 gig, Bono asked for total quiet and started clapping his hands once every 2 or 3 seconds and the crowd clapped with him. It was so quiet you can here a pin drop except for the clap.... clap..... clap. Then Bono while still clapping every 2 or 3 seconds he came to the microphone " Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies. After a short pause and since it was so quiet some guy iin the 1st 3 or 4 rows shouts "Well, bloody carry on and clap faster!

HAHA, that's awesome, I'd laugh if somebody actually did that!

[Coon Commander]

Whats the differance between a white and a black Owl?

A white owl goes: HOOOO HOOOOO






A black owl goes: Who dat, Who dat, Who dat, Who

[Texas Justice]

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.

The captain then declares

"All African Americans, jump overboard!"

A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"


The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

wohohoh

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, today we be niggers and niggers come after Mexicans!"

[Masterrace88]

Why do niggers always walk around with pissed off faces?

-Well, you would too if you had pubic hair on your head too.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A coalburner takes a nigger home one night,and says to him: "Can you show me if it's true what they say about black men?" And he turns around and stabs her and takes all her money

[Dirtydan]

When a little white baby dies, where does it go?

That's right, it goes to heaven.

When it gets there, what do they give it?

If you said wings, you are correct!

What do they call it?

Yes, it is an angel.


When a little black baby dies, where does it go?

It also goes to heaven.

When it gets there, what do they give it?

They give it wings.

What do they call it?

A bat.

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

Whats the difference between a buc nigger and a large pizza?


A pizza can feed a family of four.:fmbly

[skillet]

hee hee hee; oh stop.......I can't stand it...........

[Coon Commander]

why did so manny Niggers die in Nam





becouse every time a sargent said " get down"! the nigger started break dancing

[Coon Commander]

Why are blacks so fast?










They spent the 1st 9 months of life dodging a coat hanger

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A niglet was helping it's grandmammy in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandmammy! I'm a white boy now!" His grandmammy whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mammy what he'd said. He goes into the living room and says, "Look mammy! I'm a white boy now!" His mammy whoops his ass and tells him to go tell her boo what he'd told her. He walks outside and says, "Look Leroy! I'm a white boy now!" Leroy whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned. He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

O.J. Simpsons lawyer is getting very arrogant now, he reckons that he can get Stevie Wonder a driving license and Michael Jackson a childcare certificate.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Trading standards finally admitted why golliwogs were banned from marmalade labels, it's because niggers were peeling them off and using them as bus passes!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

I like the classic Martin Luther King line "I have a dream..." followed by a long list of what that dream is about. It is seen by many as a great symbol of progress, but all it tells me is what we knew already: niggers spend a lot of time sleeping.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A British Airways flight was headed towards Jamaica when the pilot makes an announcment; "Ladies and Gentlemen, our planes seems to be overloaded and we seem to be losing altitiude. We will be offloading some baggage to help us on our way"... Half an hour later the pilot makes another announcement; "Ladies and Gentlemen we are still overweight and we regret to inform you we will be offloading passengers, but to be fair we will be doing it in alphabetical order"

"Will all Africans come to the front? Now can the Blacks, Coons and Darkies follow them?"

At the back of the plane a black man and his kid are ducked down looking nervous, the son says to his dad, "Dad, aren't we all of those people?" To which the father replies in a whisper, "yes son, but today we are NIGGERS"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle?

You dont take your shoes off to jump on a nigger!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger went parachute jumping. He leapt out of the plane, felt the rush of the wind and saw the ground getting closer. After a few seconds he reached for the rip cord to open his parachute. Just then an angel flew by and said he him, "If you love Jesus don't pull that rip cord." The nigger was very religious, so he took his hand away from the rip cord, saying, "Prayzee da lawd uh lubs Jeebus!" A few seconds later, the ground was a lot closer and his body began to be really tense. Once again, he reached for the rip cord and the angel flew by again, saying, "If you love the Lord Jesus don't pull that rip cord." The nigger's faith was strong and he took his hand away again. A few seconds later.......splat! The nigger hit the earth and was killed instantly. And as the angel flew away he laughed to himself, "I don't know how I got to be an angel when I hate niggers so much

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

The government are starting to hand out patches to white people that help them to stop hating niggers. They're called niggarettes

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Every culture has its own holy book: Christians have the Bible, Muslims have the Koran, Jews have the Torah and niggers have the Jungle Book!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger walks into a bar with a pig.
The bar man shouts "Oy, you can't bring that in here!"
To which the pig replies, "sorry mate, it won't happen again."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "beer please, Superior BeingsSuperior BeingsSuperior BeingsSuperior BeingsSuperior BeingsSuperior Beings."

I said, "sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What's the difference between a nigger and a human fairytale?

Human begins, "once upon a time," nigger begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna beleive dis shit!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

3 kids in school one day.
The teacher asks them, "What do cows say?"
Amy replies "moo!"
Teacher then asks, "What do sheep say?"
Jack replies, "baa!"
Teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?"
Leroy says "Freeze motherfuckin' nigger, what's in the fuckin' bag?"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What is the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?

A bicycle doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

BUNGEE JUMPING

£25 per person.

Niggers go FREE...........

no strings attached.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What is the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?

A bicycle doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What do a nigger and a bicycle have in common?

They only work with a chain on..

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Why are niggers' teeth so white ?

So you know where to aim your punch when you're about to get mugged at night

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger goes into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks "Where did you get that from?" The parrot says, "Africa, there's millions of them".

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What do you call a white man surrounded by 10 niggers?

Quarterback



What do you call a white man surrounded by 1000 niggers?

Warden

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?

To remind niggers that they where cotton pickers before they where drug dealers.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

An africoon nigger goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
Week later nigger goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
Doctor, "you were homesick!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What do you do if you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?

Shout "Oi, drop it nigger!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A trucker picks up two niglets hitch hiking on the side of the road and one of them has bicycle.

The trucker pulled over and said he could give them a lift, but they would have to ride in the back with the shipment of bowling balls.

Down the highway, the trucker is pulled over by State Police for a shipment inspection.

Upon opening the back, the cop sees black bowling balls rolling around and the two niglets and he freaks out and starts calling for backup

"Holy shit, I need backup! This guy is hauling a bunch of nigger eggs - two of them have hatched and one already stole a bike!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What's another name for a cocoon?

A n- nigger

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A Jew, a Muslim and a nigger are walking through the countryside late at night, when they come across a farm. They knock on the door and ask the farmer if he has any rooms that they can use for the night. The farmer informs them that he only has two rooms, but he also has a barn.

The Jew decides he will sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock at the farm house door, and the Jew is stood outside.

"I am sorry, but I cannot sleep in that barn. There are pigs in there, and we consider them to be dirty animals. I cannot sleep under the same roof as them"

So the Muslim goes off to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is another knock at the farm house door. The Muslim is stood outside.

"I'm sorry, but there are pigs in the barn, and my religion considers them to be dirty animals, so I cannot sleep under the same roof as them"

Finally, off goes the nigger to sleep in the barn.

Five minutes later, there is a knock on the farm house door. The farmer opens the door and finds all his pigs stood on the doorstep...

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Why did the nigger cross the road?

I tugged his neck-chain in that direction.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?

A really stupid gorilla.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What's black and tan and looks great on a nigger?

A rottweiler!!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Nigger walks into the doctors with a frog on his head...

The doctor asks:- "And what's the problem here?"

To which the frog replies: "It started a couple of weeks ago with a blackhead on my arse!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger was walking along when he found an old lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and told the surprised coon that he had three wishes.
The nigger thought for a while and after about a minute he said, "I want to be white, rock hard and get plenty of arse!"
So the genie turned him into a toilet!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What's transparent and lies in the gutter?

A nigger with the shit kicked out of him!!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Have you heard scientists have bred a nigger with an octopus?

It's an ugly fucker, but it sure can pick cotton.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

How do you make a nigger nervous?

Take it to an auction.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A bloke finds a magic lamp and a genie grants him one wish.

"I wanna be hung like a nigger!" he declared.

Later on that night when he arrived home there was a burning cross on the lawn....

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A black fambly is walking down the road beside a lake. They see an old white farmer who calls over to them, "Hey Niggers if you swim over to the other side of this here lake you be white and you wont have to put up with us racists no more!"
The family are obviously sceptical so the parents say decide to swim over first to make sure its safe. The parents manage to swim to the other side without a problem and to their amazement when they emerge from the water they are white-skinned. Their two kids shout across the lake to them "Mom, Dad come back here and help us across."
The parents say, "Fuck off Niggers

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Why did the nigger cross the road?

Who the fuck cares? Why was he out of the cotton fields?

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Englishman applies for a job with South African police. Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit."
Bloke replies "Why the rabbit?"
Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What do you get if you cross an Orang Utan with a nigger?


Nothing, Orang Utans are too inteligent to fuck niggers

[Monkeyslap]

What's the diffrence between a park bench and a Nigger?
The Bench is the only thing that can support a family.

[Alucard]

What do you call a 35 year old niggress?

Great-grand mother

[Maleficarum]

What's the difference between having a black baby and a black motorcycle?

You take the motorbike home to show your mom.

[Texas Justice]

Why don't niggers like asprin?

There white, they work and you have to dig through cotten to find them.

[WildTrout]

People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

Damn LaTrine. That is f'ing hysterical!

rolfl thumbsup

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Guy goes to the doctors and says he can't stop wanking over pictures of 17 year old sheboons and the doc must do something.

So the doctor gives him niggerteen patches!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

The latest Space Shuttle has left Huston, on board are two of NASA's most highly trained Chimpanzees and a nigger.


Control to First Chimp - "Decrease oxygen levels by 20%, slow engines to mach 1 and prepare onboard computers homeostatic settings according to zero gravity."


Control to second Chimp - "Activate Radiation shield, go to phase two operations and begin loading bay preperations, for space walk - all spacesuits must go through 20 point checks prior to phase three."


Control to nigger -









"DON'T....... TOUCH.........ANYTHING!!!!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!"
The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet." The nigger slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked!
I've tried everything! What was it?" The doctor says, "It's Persil - Stops colours running."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A hindu a jew and a nigger are all walking through the country and stop at a farmer's house to see if they could sleep there for the night. "Well," said the farmer, "All I got fer ya is the barn." The three travellers all agreed that the barn was fine, and the farmer showed them the way. A few minutes later there is a knock at the farmer's door. It was the hindu. He said, "I am very sorry, but there is a cow in the barn and it is strictly forbidden for me to sleep in the barn with a cow. Besides, it smells like shit out there." "Oh, fine, you can sleep in the damn house!" said the farmer. A few minutes later there is another knock at the door. This time it's the jew. He said, "Sir, I am jewish, and you expect me to sleep in the same barn as a pig? A dirty, disgusting, filthy swine? Besides, it smells like shit out there." "Fine, fine, you can sleep in the damn house, just stop bitching!" A few minutes later there is another knock at the door. "I swear to god if it's that damn nigger I am going to whip his ass, because I'll be damned if I let him sleep in my house!" The farmer opened the door and it was the pig and the cow.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger guy knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him.

"I wanna be rich," said the nigger. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye.

"I'm no fool," said the nigger. "I wanna be white." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

"Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life." And he was black again.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

An American, a Jew and a nigger are all 3 sentenced to death. The judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the way you want to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they cook him, he dies... The nigger comes laughing and the judge reminds him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the nigger apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the nigger bursts out laughing: "HA! HA! Uh aint gonna die...! Uh beez wearin a condom!!"

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

There's a nigger, an Englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get slapped. The blonde girl thinks the nigger has touched up the granny and slapped she slapped it, and the granny thinks the same thing has happened to the blonde girl. The Englishman thinks "I can't wait until to get to another tunnel so I can hit that nigger bastard again."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A nigger sow was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the sow. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

[klansmenrule]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Scientists bred a nigger & an octopus and ended up with a 8 row cotton picker that runs on fried chicken

Why do pill bottles have cotton stuffed in the top? To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before drug dealers

I saw the first sign of spring today, two niggers carrying a heater to the pawn shop

Have you ever seen a nigger fortune cookie?...... It's a piece of cornbread with a foodstamp inside!

[zookeeper]

Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?


A. The pizza can feed a family of four.

[zookeeper]

Q. How do you get a niglet to stop jumping on the bed?


A. Put velcro on the ceiling.

[zookeeper]

Q. How do you get the niglet down?


A. Invite the Mexican kids over for a piñata party!

[zookeeper]

Q. Did you hear about the niglet with diarrhea?



A. He thought he was melting.

[zookeeper]

Q. What's really long and hard on a nigger?



A. Second grade.

[zookeeper]

Q. Where's the best place to hide money from a sheboon housekeeper?



A. Under the soap.

[zookeeper]

Q. What's the best way to starve a nigger?



A. Hide his foodstamps underneath his workboots.

[zookeeper]

Q. How long does it take for a sheboon to take a shit?



A. About nine months.

[zookeeper]

Q. What do a sheboon and a hockey player have in common?



A. Both change their pads after 3 periods.

[zookeeper]

Q. Why don't nigger bitches wear panties to a picnic?



A. To keep the flies away from the fried chicken and watermelon.

[SnowDog]

The explanation for professional golfer Tiger Woods' unusual first name. He was named after his parents: his mother is Thai, and his father is a...

[Eramvie]

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[Massa Charlie]

When Barack Obama met his wife-to-be, Michelle, it was love at first sight. Barack loved her beautiful black mane, her chocolate skin and her deep brown eyes. She loved his golden glow, his dashing smile, and his long, slim physique.

Barack proposed to Michelle on their first date. Before she accepted, she expressed her concerns: "This is all happening so quickly, Barack! We - We hardly know anything about each other!"

He reassured her: "I don't care about the past. As far as I'm concerned, my life didn't begin until I met you. Besides, learning about each other as we go through life will only draw us closer."

So she said yes, they were married the same day, and they went on a lovely honeymoon cruise. Lounging around the ship's swimming pool and sipping daiquiris all day, and remaining in their cabin from dusk 'til dawn, the newlyweds were inseparable.

While sunning themselves at the pool one afternoon, Barack climbed to the diving board, waved to Michelle, and then executed a perfect reverse one and a half somersaults with three and a half twists, in the Free position, slipping into the water with nary a splash.

Michelle's mouth hung open. When he rejoined her, she begged to know where he had learned to dive like that. Barack smiled warmly, "Why, my darling, I was a Silver Medalist in the Men's High Dive at the last Summer Olympics." Michelle beamed proudly at her surprising groom.

A little while later, Michelle decided to take a dip in the pool, too. As Barack watched in astonishment, his new bride plowed through the water like a motorboat, with perfect form and strong, consistent, graceful strokes. After 30 laps, Michelle bounded out of the pool, barely breathing hard, and returned to Barack's side.

Welling with pride, he took her hand and kissed her: "Michelle, that was simply amazing! Such power, such grace, such endurance! Where on earth did you learn to swim like that?"

And she says: "Hell, honey, I used to be a whore in St. Louis, and I worked both sides of the river."


:wddy

[I_Hate_Jiggaboos]

There's some great jokes here. What are 3 things you cant give a nigger? a fat lap, a black eye, and a JOB!

[I_Hate_Jiggaboos]

I really recomend the movie ROOTS to everyone. but watch it backwards, that way it has a happy ending. the niggers go back to africa!

[I_Hate_Jiggaboos]

Q. what do you call one thousand dead niggers under the sea? A. A GOOD FUCKING START!!!

[I_Hate_Jiggaboos]

If any of you have plans to hit the river this summer in a boat or a canoe, here's an idea. paint the vessel black. That way you'll be sure it wont TIP!!

[Maleficarum]

So a young man and young woman fall deeply in love. After a while the man proposes to the woman. She says, "I do love you but my family is polish, and I can't marry anyone who isn't Polish". The man is distraught so he thinks and thinks and figures out a way to make it work. He says to her, "I have a solution! There's this operation I can get that will remove 10% of my brain! Then will you marry me?". She thinks it over and then agrees to the operation and the marriage. The day comes and he goes and gets the operation. When he wakes up, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry. We made a terrible error. Instead of removing 10% of your brain, we, in fact, just left 10% of your brain." He replies, "What? You be jiving me!".

[Rhymes_with_Triggers]

In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they haven't yet served any time in prison.

[Al Sharpton's Race Card]

A nigger and a little white boy are debating on whether God is black or White. finally the little white boy says, "let's ask God!"

The White boy looks to Heaven and asks, "God, are you black or white?"

God replies, "Well boys, I am what I am."

The White boys exclaims, "well, that proves it, God is White!"

The nigger asks, "how do you know?"

The White boy replies, "if God was a nigger he woulda said 'I iz what I iz!'"

[Nigger Farmer]

Q: What is the first thing they teach at a Harlem drving school?
A: How to unlock a car with a coat hanger

Q What do you call three nigger shacks in a row?
A A coon-dimenium

Q What do you called a Black Frenchmen?
A Jac Custodian

Q What is the difference between a hard working nigger and big foot?
A Big Foot has been seen.

Q What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger?
A Skidmarks in front of the dog.

Q What is the difference between a snow tire and a nigger?
A A tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

Q What do poor nigger kids use instead of Play Doah?
A Fresh dog poo

Q What is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A He doesnt know he is black.

Q Did you hear about KuKluxKnevial's latest stunt?
A He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

Q Why do nigger have flat noses?
A God steped on their faces when he yanked the tails off

Q What is the difference between a nigger and a broken down car
A The car can be made to work again.

Q Why do nigger wear white gloves?
A So when they eat tootsie rolls they dont lose any fingers

Q How was break dancing invented?
A By niggers stealing hub caps from moving cars

Q What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
A Out dated farm equipment.

Q Why do you call and nigger from Ireland?
A Lepro-coon

Q What is the primary source of tranportation in Harlem
A Police cars and Ambulances

Q Why do police dog lick their butts so much?
A To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

Q Why are niggers always horny?
A They have pubic hair on there heads

Q What do you say to a nigger in a three piece suit
A Will the defendant please rise

Q What do you say to a nigger in uniform?
A I will have a Big Mac, Fries and a Coke.

Q what was missing at the million man march
A Three miles of chain and an auctioneer

[Nigger Farmer]

A nigger dies and is at the pearly gates with Peter. Peter say to him, " You know we dont let niggers in here." The nigger replys that he loves white people and he even married a white women in his home state of Alabama. Peter replys, when did you do this? He looks at his watch and says about 10 min. ago.

An three story aparment building has niggers on one floor, mexicans on another and white folks on the third floor. The building catches fire at 1:00 PM. Who survives?

The white family.. the kids were at school and the parents at work

[KAN KAN KLAN]

IT'S SECREATLY BEEN REPORTED THAT OBAMA GETS 2 PACKAGES OF SHIT! IN THE POST EVERY WEEK! WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, IS.
WHO'S SENDING THE OTHER ONE?

:rofl

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CAR GOING OVER A CLIFF, WITH TWO NIGGERS IN THE FRONT?
A WASTE OF SPACE. THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THREE IN THE BACK ASWELL.

WHAT DO YOU THROW A NIGGER WHEN HE'S DROWNING?
HIS WIFE AND KIDS.

[RizzleMcDizzle]

This one is my favorite joke:

How did a whole regiment of niggers die in WWII?


When their commander said "get down" they started dancing!

[Jack Acid]

What word begins with N, ends with R, and you should never call a black person?



Neighbor!

[Jack Acid]

What makes niggers cry out in pain during sex?



The mace!

[KAN KAN KLAN]

what's black n white and read all over?
a newspaper.
what's, black n white. black n white, n red all over?
a nigger crossing a zebra crossing. and me running over the guinness turd, in my big,fuck off! lorry
what's black n red and sits in the corner screaming?
a niglet, sucking razor blades.
what do you do,for such a niglet?
give it more razor blades.
:rofl

[ANH]

Q. Leroy, Jamal, and Antuone are all in a car. Who's driving? A. The cops.

[ANH]

Q. How do you cut off a niggers "Dik"? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

[zookeeper]

Two niggers walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn White for $15." The two groids turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill. Since neither one of them has exactly $15, they can't figure out how they can both get turned White.....finally one of them has a stroke of genius.

"You take $20 and go in there and get turned White, then when you come out you can give me your $5 change and then I will have $15 and I can get turned white, too!"

"You bet, dawg," says the other bootlip, and he goes inside.

Only 10 minutes later, the nigger comes out - blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie.

The first nigger says, "Man, holy shit, I can't believe it, you are really White! Hurry up and give me that $5 so I can do it too!"

"Fuck you, nigger, get a job!"

[Hemorgroids]

White women wear makeup and put on perfume to enhance their natural beauty and womanly scent.
Nigger sows wear makeup and put on perfume because... well... they ugly and they stink.

[t_evl1]

How can you tell when a nigger woman is pregnant?

Stick a Banana inside her and if it comes out half eaten there is a monkey on the way!!!

What does a nigger get for having an abortion?
A Crimestoppers award!

Do you know what happened to the Nigger Jews during the Holocaust?
Put them in the back of the oven!!

What do you do when you see a Nigger with half of a head?
Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a school bus full of niglets?
A rotten banana

Why does a nigger keep a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

What is Webster's new definition of the word reneg?
Shift Change at McDonalds/carwash.

Why are they putting so many trees in the ninth ward in New Orleans after the storm?
Public Transportation

What is Webster's new definition for the word confusion?
Father's Day in Harlem.

Why do niggers always have nightmares?
Because we killed the only one that had a dream!

[Markweesta Makoomba]

Those are good! Thanks for posting them!
MM
:clap:wdr:yrck

[t_evl1]

What is the difference between a nigger and a pile of dogshit?
When dogshit gets old it turns white and stops smelling.

Why are baboons always frowning?
Because they know in a million years they will be niggers.

Do you remember the Flintstones? No niggers, Why?
They were still apes then.

What about the Jetsons? No niggers, Why?
I don't know but the future looks great doesn't it?

What is black and white and goes rolling across the pier?
A nigger and a pidgeon fighting over a chicken wing.

What has six legs and says, "Ho-De-Doe Ho-De-Doe Ho-De-Doe!"?
Three niggers running for an elevator.

What do you call 10,000 niggers buried up to their foreheads in the middle of the desert?
Not enough sand.

What do you call 10,000 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
A Damn good start!

In Alabama, there was a nigger pulled out of the river with 10 gunshot wounds, stabbed 12 times, and tied by chains to a cement block. What did the sherriff say?
Worst case of suicide I ever saw!


Here's a classic...

How do you keep 4 niggers from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball!

A nigger is approaching the pearly gates of heaven and at the site, St Peter says, "You need to enter through the back entrance, Martin Luther King/Coon is there waiting for you."

As the nigger comes to the rear entrance MLK/C states, "Brotha, befo I can let you up in this mufucka, you needs to tell me tree thangs that you done for the black man."

The nigger states, "I marched in yo parade back in the 60s."

MLK, "Well dats good two mo."

Nigger, "I was walkin down screet and white man called me a nigga, I threw a brick at him and hit him in da haid.

MLK, "Well, dats good one mo."

Nigger, "One time damn po-lice pullt me ova, and he was calling me a nigga and stuff you can't say in heaven. I pulled out my dick and pissed all ova his leg.

MLK, "Jesus Chrast, son, when you do that crazy shit?

Nigger, "Bout 15 minutes ago>!

Two niggers driving through Alabama. They are pulled over by the poe-leese.
The officer approaches the vehicle and he is a big sob about 6'5 and weighing 270. He punches out the window and drags the driver out through it. (You know they never wear seat belts.) He throws him on the ground and beats the shit out of him. Knocks him unconcious and leaves him on the ground. He looks at the passenger and says "Get out." Well the nigger is scared shitless and gets out of the car. The cop walks around the car and pulls out his nightstick and beats him into the ground worse then the driver. The nigger is lying on the ground in his own blood and asks the cop, "What you do this shit fo main I dint do noffin.
Cop replies, "I just gave you what you wished for."
Nigger, "What the hail you talkin bout I dint wish this shit."
Cop replies, "No, but 5 miles up the road you would have said, "I wish that mufucka would have done that to me!"

[rope_therapy]

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any niggerss on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What is the difference between twenty dead niggers and a 1963 Buick Skylark?
I don't have a 1963 Buick Skylark in my garage.

What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia ?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem ?
Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.

Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Nigger, nigger, nigger.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red, green, yellow, orange, purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.

Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.

Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam ?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.

What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.

What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.

Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop.

Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit ?
They heard there were no jobs there.

Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying “superior” after “Mother.”

How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You don't.

What’s blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger; I can paint him whatever color I want.

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump.

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

What does N.A.A.C.P. stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.

What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.

What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.

What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

Why are there trees in Harlem ?
Public transportation.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger."

What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face.

Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.

What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.

Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!

Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So Mexicans can window shop.

What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

What do niggers use to wash their white clothes?
BLEEATCH!

What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.

What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.

What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Twix.

What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.

What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You may find the grail.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.

How does the navy use niggers?
They debone them and use them as wetsuits.

What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.

Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!

Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.

Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

What do you call 50 niggers buried up to their necks in dirt?
Afro-turf.

Why do niggers drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.

Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite their fingers.

What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?
Chocolate chips.

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.

Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.

What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.

How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.

What do you call a nigger drinking out of the toilet?
Pushing his luck.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.

Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.

After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.

What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room?
Gorillas In The Mist.

What do you throw a drowning nigger?
The rest of his family.

Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson?
He promised them jobs.

Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween?
Somebody came dressed as a job.

What do you call a French nigger?
Jacues Custodian.

How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.

Why did the nigger cross the road?
Who the fuck cares why is he out of the cotton field?

What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 niggers?
Warden.

Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can get away from the niggers.

What's the difference between a pothole and a nigger?
You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?

Why don't niggers stick their heads out of moving vehicles?
Their lips catching the wind will beat them to death.

What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.

What do you call a nigger after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?
Homeless.

What's the difference between nigger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
Gifted.

What's the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of nigger babies?
You can't unload watermelons with a pitchfork!

What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.

What qualifies as good behavior in a ghetto school?
Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.

What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant?
Unemployment.

Hear about the black version of "Shogun"?
It's called "Shonuff."

Did you hear about the nigger and the Mexican who opened a restaurant?
It's called Nacho Mama.

What do you call a black-midget in Ireland ?
A lepra-coon.

What's the first thing taught in a ghetto driving school?
How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.

Hear about the new perfume for nigger women?
It's called "Eau de doo dah day."

What is white and has a black asshole?
The Washington D.C. Mayor's office.

Why were wheelbarrows invented?
To teach niggers to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape White women?
An inmate.

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape.

Why don't niggers have check books?
They find it too hard to sign their names in spray paint.

How can an Ethiopian woman tell when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon and it's half eaten.

[groidavoid]

What do you call a black test-tube baby????



Janitor in a Drum!

[t_evl1]

If you ever notice, the palms of niggers hands and the bottoms of their feet are lightly colored......why?

When god spray painted them they were standing against a police car.

Why do they have huge nostrils?
When he put on the second coat, that's how he held them up.

Why do they have swollen noses and lips and they always stick their ass out?
When god pulled out their tail, they landed on their face.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots

[KAN KAN KLAN]

:bblIRISH DICTIONARY , DEFINATION OF A NIGGER= THE DRIPPINGS OFF A DOGS ASS

WHAT'S BLACK AND RED AND SITS IN THE CORNER SCREAMING?
A NIGLET, SUCKING RAZOR BLADES.

.

[Maleficarum]

Trading standards finally admitted why golliwogs were banned from marmalade labels, it's because niggers were peeling them off and using them as bus passes!

I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on Migration to the UK?"

7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.

I like the classic Martin Luther King line "I have a dream..." followed by a long list of what that dream is about. It is seen by many as a great symbol of progress, but all it tells me is what we knew already: niggers spend a lot of time sleeping.

What do you call a street with no Pakis, Indians, Niggers, Gooks, Poles or any other sponging bastards in it?

Quality Street

Mike Tyson walks into an Irish bar in New York and shouts "I'm worth 23 million dollars and I only fuck white women!"
Paddy goes up to him, whispers in his ear and Tyson knocks him clean out.
The barman picks Paddy up, brings him round and says "What the fuck did you say to him?"
Paddy says "If I had 23 million dollars, I wouldn't fuck Niggers either!"

Watching the Olympic 100 metres reminded me of going to a night-club in London.

You hear a gunshot and then a dozen niggers go tearing away fast as they can.

A black man went parachute jumping. He leapt out of the plane, felt the rush of the wind and saw the ground getting closer. After a few seconds he reached for the rip cord to open his parachute. Just then an angel flew by and said to him, "if you love Jesus, don't pull that rip cord."

The black man was very religious, so he took his hand away from the rip cord, saying, "yes, sir, I do love Jesus!"

A few seconds later, the ground was a lot closer and his body began to be really tense. Once again, he reached for the rip cord and the angel flew by again, saying, "if you love the Lord Jesus, don't pull that rip cord."

The black man's faith was strong and he took his hand away again. A few seconds later.......splat! The black man hit the earth and was killed instantly. And as the angel flew away he laughed to himself, "I don't know how I got to be an angel when I hate niggers so much."

Warning to all UK citizens: there is a new type of key coming over from Europe and Africa. It can get into any house, shop or car so be alert.
It's called a dar-key.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?

California got first pick.

What's black and goes round corners?

The queue at the welfare office.

Look at all those poor people in the world... It just makes us think sometimes how lucky we really are...

... Being white.

[prometheus]

This is an oldie but a goodie :

Q: What do you do if a bus full of niggers is speeding over a cliff?









A: Abso-fucking-lutley nothing !!!

[Eramvie]

At a U2 gig, Bono asked for total quiet and started clapping his hands once every 2 or 3 seconds and the crowd clapped with him. It was so quiet you can here a pin drop except for the clap.... clap..... clap. Then Bono while still clapping every 2 or 3 seconds he came to the microphone " Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies. After a short pause and since it was so quiet some guy iin the 1st 3 or 4 rows shouts "Well, bloody carry on and clap faster!

I love this! ROFL @ St. Bono!

[PunqueRoquer]

An all time favorite;

What did the nigger say when the projects fell down on top of him?




"Git off me, homes!!!"

[Coonbatter]

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute nigger refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office.

'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children'

The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and

- - PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' Asked the fairy, 'two more to go.' The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here..' -PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood over looking the bay.

'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.

'Yes, one more wish.. I want to be like an American with American clothes. And I want to have white skin like Americans.'

PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon..

'What happened to my new teeth' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'

The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a WHITE American, you have to fend for yourself.'

And she disappeared!

[Orion Quest]

Private Washington and Private Jackson stood in front of the house of ill repute. Private Washington says "You sho you wants ta go froo wid dis?" Private Jackson then says "What iz you chicken? Ah been doin hoes since ah wuz free yeez ohd". Private Washington retorts "Yeah me too but we in dah army now an my momma woned me about gettin up in some hoe poosay an sheeit". Private Jackson then asked "Wut she say?"

"She say dat a nigger can get da gon....goner....goneramea an sheeit and dat be da diseez o da privates"

[The Rat in the Hat]

What's black and red and moves at 250 miles per hour?
A nigger in a blender.

What's green, black and red?
A frog in a vat of blended niggers.

What's worse than a dumpster full of dead nigger babies?
A live one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.

Did you hear about the new event at the Ethiopian circus?
They shoot a nigger out of a rifle.

Do you know how to save a nigger from drowning?
No?
GOOD!

[Coonbatter]

A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.'

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues 'Take this gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six niggers and a rabbit.'

The man says 'Why the rabbit?'

'Fantastic attitude!' says the inspector. 'When can you start?'

[t_evl1]

Why do police dogs always lick their asses?

To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What did God say when he made the first nigger?

oops! burnt another one!

What do you cal a nigger with a reguraly Job, whos sleeps in the same bed everynight, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?

An inmate

Two niggers walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn White for £15." The two groids turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill. Since neither one of them has exactly £15, they can't figure out how they can both get turned White.....Finally one of them has a stroke of genius. "You take £20 and go in there and get turned White, then when you come out you can give me your £5 change and then I will have £15 and I can get turned white, too!" "Bet, dog," says the other bootlip, and he goes inside. 10 minutes later, you wouldn't believe it. That nigger was blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie. The first nigger says, "Man, holy sheeeet, I can't believe it, you are really White! Hurry up and give me that £5 so I can do it too!" fuck you, nigger, get a job!

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me ****ing sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"

[Rowtonda]

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

[Coonbatter]

During a break somewhere along the campaign trail Obama and McCain dropped in for a shave and haircut at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for
fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'

McCain replied, 'Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

Found on Internet, no author

[RetiredFarmEquipment]

During a break somewhere along the campaign trail Obama and McCain dropped in for a shave and haircut at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation for
fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,'

The second barber turned to McCain and said, 'How about you?'

McCain replied, 'Go ahead, Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'

Found on Internet, no author
Ha ha ha!

[AG]

Woman goes into a shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos. She asks what are they made of. The assistant said they were made from human skin and cost $1500 a pair. The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99. :rofl:rofl:rofl

[Maleficarum]

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while
visiting a primary school class, found themselves in
the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.

The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead
the discussion of the word "tragedy". So the
illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field
and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead,
that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an
accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus
carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing
everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted Reverend Al.
"That's what we would call a great loss." The room
goes silent. No other children volunteered.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there someone
here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises
his hand. In a stern voice he says: "If a plane
carrying the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were
struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, "That's
right. And can you tell me why that would be a
tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell
wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be
an accident either."

[Justin Igger]

What do Nike shoes and a lynch mob have in common?

They make niggers run faster.

[White_Rage]

As usual, the Black-folk showed up to the bar on the designated 'hip-hop nite', and made their way to the local all night greasy spoon after closing. They ate, gyrated, were rude to the staff and left a filthy mess as they do. After months of this, the management decided they needed to add a built in surcharge tip to the bill on what the local bar and waitstaff had come to label as "Nigger Night". At the end of one night, one of the 'patrons' had an issue with the bill. It seems he felt he'd been overcharged for an item he didn't purchase. He stomped about wildly yelling and claiming he would NOT pay! "I ain't payin' fo dees hea sheeit! y'all tryan to rip me off honky motha fuckas- wht is theeus?" The cashier, after several attempts at trying to audit his bill, asked "sir, what is the problem you're having with the bill?" To which the irate negroe replied "ya'll be chargin' me for dees hea gruity, I din't order me no gruity!"

This, I based on a true story a waitress friend of mine told me from Barney's Beanery in Los Angeles. :ape

[White_Rage]

What do you call a black woman who has an abortion?

:boons

A crimefighter!!!

[sko]

what's the difference between a nigger and a snowtire? A snowtire doesn't start singing as soon as you put the chains on it.

[Holychinese]

what's very long and hard on a nigger?...



- third grade.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a trampoline?





A. When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off :lol

[TheOrganGrinder]

why do they keep a bucket of shit behind the alter at a nigger wedding????
to keep the flies off the bride!!!!!!
:dance

[My-Helle]

This ain't really a joke, but I was goofing off in Chat and said it, and thought it was funny, so heere it tiz:

Tyrone to Jamal...
Hey Jamal, dis heere lite donn beez werkin.
Letz me stick muh finga in dis heere hole an seez watz beez happ'nin...
B-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-T!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keek-keek-keek!!!

Have a nice day!!!
M-H :)

[My-Helle]

.....So I asked her "If your 'people' were so smart and invented all of this stuff, why didn't anyone write it down any of the instructions on how to build it again?"

Ahz alwayz wundered iffin dey beez so smart, and can fly and sheeyit, how did they get capchured and solt inta slavery in da FIRST dayumm place???????

Why dinnt dey jess float one uv those big ol pyramids up in da air and drop itt on Whitey's head????????????

Stupid azz niggrahz!!!!!!! Sheeyit
Nowatimsayin????

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

[Master Sergeant]

Q: Why do Niggers love BASEBALL?

A: It's the only time they can shake a bat at a white boy and get away with it.

[Master Sergeant]

Q: What's the difference between a Nigger Sows pussy and a Bowling Ball?

A: You can Eat the Bowling Ball.

[Maleficarum]

Apparently George Bush sacked the White House gardener this
afternoon. He walked into the Oval Office and asked "where's the
spade?"

[bianco88]

Nigger wants to go back to Africa to search for his roots. Saves every cent he can for a full year. Goes to the airport and prices a one-way ticket. Counts his $ and finds out that he is five cents short.

Goes up to a big Texan wearing a 10-gallon hat and asks, "Please, sir. Could you give me a nickel so I can go Africa?"

Texan replies, "Sure, boy. Here's a quarter. Take four more niggers with you."

[fiftycalbert]

what does it say on the inside of a niggers lower lip?


inflate to 50 psi.

[fiftycalbert]

how many niggers does it take to tar a roof?



three, but you have to slice them REALLY thin.

[fiftycalbert]

two humans are driving in the country when they see a truck hauling bowling balls crash into a tree, spilling its cargo all over the road. the driver stops, goes in the trunk and pulls out a tire iron. the passenger asks him" what the hell are you doing?" the driver replies" we got to smash all of these nigger eggs before the hatch"!

[fiftycalbert]

an old man is really stressed out at work. his coworkers see it, his supervisor sees it , and even the president of the company sees it. one day he is called into the CEO's office and told he is being given a all expense paid vacation from the company for being so dedicated to his work for all of the years he worked here.the old man replies " i thank you, i guess i do need to relaxa bit. "
in the morning , a limo pulls up to his house and takes him way out into the country. they pull up to cabin and the driver says" here you are , sir. everything is in placehere , have a nice stay. i will be back in two weeks to pick you up"he gets out and goes into the cabin. inside there is new hunting gear, fishing gear,rods and reels, etc... he decides to go fishing. he looks out the back door ,and there is a huge lake out there. he goes down to the lake, gets into a boat and rows out to the middle of the lake. the water is crystal clear, and can see fish everywhere. all but in one spot. he rows out to that spot and looks down. he sees what looks like a body. he rubs his eyes, and sure enough it is a body. he freaks out, rows as fast as he can back to shore. he runs down to the end of the dirt road and into town. he locates the local sherrif, and attempts to tell him what he saw. from all the running, he could only say a few words at a time, and the sherrif could not understand him. the sherif says" ok, boy. calm down and start from the beginning"he finally gets out that he say a body at the bottom of the lake. the sherrif and the deputy goes back to the lake along with the old man. the old man and the two others all pile into the boat and row out to the site where the body was. the sherrif tells the deputy to dive in and see what is down there. the deputy dives in and comes up in a few minutes. he says " yep there is someone down there . appears to be a black male, bound with chains" the sherrif replies" well ain't that just like a nigger, trying to swim with more chains than he can handle"!!

[fiftycalbert]

what do you get when you cross a buffalo and a nigger?



nothing. there are somethings even a buffalo wont fuck!

[Dave NYC]

Great Nigger Jokes!

Click on link below....

http://www.aryan-front.com/viewtopic.php?t=10


:gorilla

[westvirginia hillbilly]

:dog:surpriseWhat can two large pizza's do that a nigger cant? Feed a family of four..... hardy har har!
:ass:dats:girl:toe:mgun:what

[Clever-trevor]

If all the niggers in the world held hands in a straight stripe they would reach right around the world & 75% of them would drown!:what

[niggerworm]

Two niggers walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn White for $15." The two groids turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill. Since neither one of them has exactly $15, they can't figure out how they can both get turned White.....finally one of them has a stroke of genius.

"You take $20 and go in there and get turned White, then when you come out you can give me your $5 change and then I will have $15 and I can get turned white, too!"

"You bet, dawg," says the other bootlip, and he goes inside.

Only 10 minutes later, the nigger comes out - blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie.

The first nigger says, "Man, holy shit, I can't believe it, you are really White! Hurry up and give me that $5 so I can do it too!"

"Fuck you, nigger, get a job!"

rolfl

[KFCISFORNIGGERS]

Not really a joke here sort of true

http://161.58.20.24/signs/scams/nigerian/default.aspx?pic=nigerian2&text=I+AM+A+NIGGER+AND+I+SMELL+LIKE+SHIT&color=black&fontsize=16&move2=&move=&font=hand&allow=260648

[kimmel27]

"How do u gat a one armed nigger out of a tree?"


" You cut the rope "

[KFCISFORNIGGERS]

http://www.linkognito.com/images/11-12-07/10.jpg

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

A couple of festive ones :lol

Got the Christmas tree lights out last night,and you know what,they remind me of niggers

Hardly any of them work, they're all chained together and they look best hanging from a tree :lol

Christmas time , valium and wine ,
Children indulging in serious crime.
Dads on the weed and Mums on the crack
Christmas is ace when your family is black !

[NAACPtookmybabyaway]

Christmas time , valium and wine ,
Children indulging in serious crime.
Dads on the weed and Mums on the crack
Christmas is ace when your family is black !

Someone sent me that in a text the other day lol.

My brother in law sent me this one:

"What do you call a black man in a santa costume?

A nigger."

It's not exactly a joke, but it's a surprise coming from him lol

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

I told hubby the Xmas tree lights one, and we've been into Sheffield to do a bit of shopping this morning, and every time a nigger went past, hubby said 'there goes another spare Xmas tree light' :rofl

Thankfully we only saw about 2 or 3

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

You know why there are so few nigger terrorists?

You have to be on time to fuck with bombs.


Hey nigga wat time you set dat bomb fo?

[UdaBitchHo]

Sorry if this has already been posted:

Q: How many Obama supporters does it take to read The New Yorker?
A: Dude, that's not funny.

- Andrew Magrath, Alliance, OH

[klinger]

http://i44.tinypic.com/x6aloj.jpg

[jahobjafwar]

whats the difference between st. patricks day and martin luther king day?



on st. patricks day everybody wants to be irish.

[Allwhiteboy]

:midgetWhy can't Stevie Wonder read?






He' black.

[Cannibal Niggers]

Stevie wonder is happy because he cant look into the mirror?

[The Rat in the Hat]

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house?

Neither has he!

[The Rat in the Hat]

What's black and red and moves at 200 miles per hour?

A nigger in a blender.

What's green, black and red?

A frog in a vat of blended nigger.

[The Rat in the Hat]

Why are aspirins white??

You want them to work, don't you??

[The Rat in the Hat]

Did you hear about the nigger who died drinking milk?

The cow sat down.

[Justin Igger]

Good ones!

[totenkamph84]

what do you call a nigger on a bycicle






theif

[mb3]

my cable is messed up, every channel is playing the same movie , the planet of the apes invading the white-house :ac

[mb3]

there were 1.5 million people at the inauguration, only 14 missed work :midget :moon

[mb3]

ATTENTION ALL WHITE FOLKS !!!! While all the niggers are in D.C. partying and living it up, feel free to go and steal all of your shit back !!

[LetWhiteMakeRight]

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a nigger?

A: One is a genetically inferior subhuman animal with almost no linguistic capacities or problem-solving capabilities, and the other is a monkey.

[monkeypuncher]

Why were there no niggers on the Flintstones?














They were still monkeys!:chimp

[YTGSD]

NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary
on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of
wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an
excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are
won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained
for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds,
but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the
Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag
of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

[Justin Igger]

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/174984b02ad3a7a.jpg

[CanuckRedneck]

I'm not sure if this will be a repeat joke but I have to share it.

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"

[Justin Igger]

I'm going to have to tell that to my friends!

Good one!

[WildTrout]

That was a good one! Thanks.

[Fireblade14]

niggerloverNOT said something about nigger "culture" that inspired me to come up with this joke.

Q:How do you call tupac?

A:With a magnet!

[niggerloverNOT]

Thanks for the nod, Fireblade!:piss

[Justin Igger]

A fat nigger sow was visiting the zoo with her fambly when they happend upon the gorilla cages.

A large male silverback gorilla was alone in his cage pacing and acting very agitated.

The sheboon decided to have some fun and said 'Hey lookit me" and she hiked up her dress and shook her gigantic black ass at the gorilla.

The Silverback became even more agitated and began grunting and pounding his chest.

The nigger sow cackled at the reaction she got, so she walked closer to the gorilla's enclosure and whipped out her massive udders and waggled them back and forth in front of the gorilla.

Upon seeing this, the male silverback couldn't take any more. In the blink of an eye, he used his brute strength to bend the bars of his gage open, grabbed the nigger sow by her weave, pulled, her through the bars and into his cage. He mounted the sheboon and roughly started having his way with her.

This went on for over an hour and the sheboon was screaming for help but the zookeepers couldn't risk entering the cage or hitting her with the tranquilizer dart.

Finally, the silverback finished and walked to the other side of the cage and the paramedics rushed in took the sheboon to the hospital where she was in intensive care for several days, with cuts, bruises and an broken bones.

When she awoke a few days later there was a reporter in the hospital room who asked her,
"How do you feel after this horrific ordeal you just endured"

"How does I feel? ...How does I feel? He don't write, he don't call, send flowers or nuffin!"

[COONhuntinFOO]

Dont know if this has been said yet or not....

Whats the most confusing day in the Ghetto?


FATHERS DAY


:gorilla:piss

[COONhuntinFOO]

What do you call a nigger sow getting an abortion?


CRIME PREVENTION


:piss:nelson:tyrone:toilet

[COONhuntinFOO]

Whats the only bad thing about 5 niggers flying off a cliff to their deaths in a mini van?


Than van seats 7

:klan:piss:potd

[COONhuntinFOO]

Why do niggers have such big noses?

God had to have some way of holding them up while he painted them black.:piss:nelson:ham

[GibsMeDat]

what do you call a nigger with a stutter???

A CO-COON

[COONhuntinFOO]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Not cuz 7 8 9 .... its because 7 was BLACK


:sign

[KajunKoonKiller]

Whats the difference between bigfoot and a hard working nigger? Big foots been spotted

[KajunKoonKiller]

Nigger plane
The Pope, a boyscout, and the smartest nigger in the world are on an airplane. The engines fail, the plane starts going down, and there is only 2 parachutes. The smartest nigger in the world says, "Due to my extraordinarily high intelligence, I believe it is imperative that I survive and continue to show my people the path to greatness." He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The Pope tells the boyscout, "I am an old man and I am ready to meet God, so you may use the remaining parachute, my son." The boyscout replies, "No, that's cool Pope, we both have parachutes because that nigger just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

[KajunKoonKiller]

What do you call a bunch of niggers in a barn??? Farm equipment

[KajunKoonKiller]

What do you call 100 niggers in a field? The good old days!

[KajunKoonKiller]

A nigger and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. Which one hits the ground first? The apple. The rope stops the nigger.:hng

[KajunKoonKiller]

What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit on his face.

[KajunKoonKiller]

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!

[KajunKoonKiller]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/637383/

[Holychinese]

A Nigger is sending an SMS to his pregnant wife
one second later the phone display shows "delivered"
and the nigger start dancing and celebrate...:dance

[Oldman]

DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!!
Now, THIS is funny. David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts!!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

[Dwight Mansburden]

DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!!
Now, THIS is funny. David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts!!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no nigger NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY NIGGERS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.


There...fixed it for ya'.

[Hatian Dirt Cookies]

Hope you all get a lot of use out of this one this week....


What's the difference between Martin Luther King day and St. Patrick's day?





On St. Patrick's day everyone wishes they were Irish.

[DemonicFleas]

What is worse then one nigger nailed to a tree?



One nigger nailed to 11 trees

[WeeWuzHongree]

People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 metres below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

HAHAHAHA....LOL...too bad the levees did not break sooner.

What is the most confusing day in the niggerhood? A: Father's Day!

[Monkeyfingers]

Why do niggers stink ? ? ? ?

so the blind can hate them too.

[coonamatta]

What are tree's called in Detroit.





Public transportation

[Nagarama]

The local police have begun to use all Coonhounds for their canine patrol.



They said they've had absolutely no problems with Germans.



:stare

[Mopar]

In a first grade class on the first day of school, the teacher wanted to get to know all the students, so she had them all stand up and speak their names. A little black boy stood up and said that his name was "Mother Fucker." "Excuse me?" asked the teacher. "That's right ho, my name be Mother Fucker." "Well listen here," said the teacher, "this may be the first day of school, and you may think you can use foul language to get attention, but I can assure you that I won't tolerate it. Now, tell me your real name right now or I will send you straight to the principal's office." The black boy replied, "Look bitch, I said my name be Mother Fucker, and I mean ta tell ya, it be Mother Fucker!" "Well, that's it! Get out of my classroom right now!" The boy headed for the door and when he got there he turned to his twin brother who was also in the classroom and said, "Let's go, Fuck Face, the bastard ain't gonna believe you either."

[Nagarama]

A Sheboon waddles up to the counter at the license bureau and the clerk asked for it's name. It answers, "Shanondra."

The clerk says, "Good morning Shanondra, what is your whole name?"

The beast screeches, "Muh ho naym PUSSY! Whut yo ho naym?"

:what

[Maleficarum]

What separates humans from the animals?

The Mediterranean.

[White_Is_Right]

What separates humans from the animals?

The Mediterranean.

If only that were really true!

[VladiusTheOne]

A niglet was helping it's grandmammy in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandmammy! I'm a white boy now!" His grandmammy whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mammy what he'd said. He goes into the living room and says, "Look mammy! I'm a white boy now!" His mammy whoops his ass and tells him to go tell her boo what he'd told her. He walks outside and says, "Look Leroy! I'm a white boy now!" Leroy whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned. He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers!"

Spit out my drink on that one...:rofl:rofl:rofl

[GibsMeDat]

A South African white man is driving down the street.....

Two niggers appear in the road. He hits them. One comes crashing through the windshield and the other goes bouncing off the hood into a field.

He think to himself..." I'd better call the police "

Policeman turns up..." So what is happening here then Sir ?"

The man says " well officer, I've had bit to drink, and I was driving home and these two kaffirs run into the road. One came crashing through the windshield and the other bounced off the car into that field"

The policeman told him to wait while he investigated.

The policeman came back and said " well I'll tell you what I'm going to do...I'm going to do one for breaking and entering and the other bastard for leaving the scene of an accident!"

[VladiusTheOne]

A South African white man is driving down the street.....

Two niggers appear in the road. He hits them. One comes crashing through the windshield and the other goes bouncing off the hood into a field.

He think to himself..." I'd better call the police "

Policeman turns up..." So what is happening here then Sir ?"

The man says " well officer, I've had bit to drink, and I was driving home and these two kaffirs run into the road. One came crashing through the windshield and the other bounced off the car into that field"

The policeman told him to wait while he investigated.

The policeman came back and said " well I'll tell you what I'm going to do...I'm going to do one for breaking and entering and the other bastard for leaving the scene of an accident!"


That, sir, is AWESOME!!! :lmao:lmao

[GibsMeDat]

Two South African policemen are driving down the road.

"Stop the car" one cried.

"Whats up? " said the other.

" wait in the car " says the first copper.

He gets out of the car and goes to the trunk. He picks out a rifle, aims it a little black boy and bang! Shoots him dead.

" What the hell did you did that for " said the copper in the car " the curfew doesn't start till 8 o'clock it's only half past 7? "

" I know that little bastard " said the copper with the gun " and it takes him at least an hour to walk his black ass home from here!"

[mb3]

what do you do when you see a nigger with half a head flopping around in your front yard ? Stop laughing and shoot again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :chaingun

[GibsMeDat]

Two nigger women talking about their chillins....

" So how old de baby? " the first one asked...

" it be 6 munfs " she said

" is it be teething yet?" asked the first one

" yeah man" said the second woman " but only handbags, wallets an purses "

[Justin Igger]

How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two..the hard part is getting them inside the bulb. :lol

[Maleficarum]

There is a new girls' doll out on the market. It comes with no shoes, no clothes, no house, no car and no farm.

It's called Zim-barbie.


Just think: racism in the UK would disappear overnight if all the foreigners just fucked off home.


What's the definition of a racist?

Somebody who's winning an argument with a liberal.


McVities have honoured Barrack Obama by naming a biscuit after him. It comes in a red wrapper with a picture of him roller skating on the front. It's called 'wog-on-wheels'

People say I'm racist, but I'm only racist when black people aren't around...

I mean, when they are around, I have to focus all my attention on my personal items.

[ANH]

A blind guy walks into a nigger bar and orders a beer. He drinks it, orders another and says "Anyone want to hear a good nigger joke?" The nigger bartender says "Before you tell that joke you ought to know something, I'm 6'3" 275 pounds and I'm an ex marine, the guy on your right is a 350 pound former pro wrestler, the guy on your left is a former heavyweight MMA champion, the big guy over at the table just got out of jail for murder and the bouncer is huge and he has a gun and all of us are black. Now do you still want to tell that nigger joke?" The blind guy thinks for a minute and says "No, not if I have to explain it five times."

[CoonTownYT]

A Chinese man walks into a bar, and behind it is a nigger bartender. The Chinese man says, "Hey nigger, pour me a jigger". The nigger, astonished, tells the Chinese man, "As a black man, I find that very offensive. You wouldn't want someone doing that to you, would you? Here, let's try it." The nigger exits from behind the bar, out the door, then re-enters. The Chinese man stands behind the bar. The nigger says, "Hey chink, pour me a drink." The Chinese man says, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here".

[Coonbatter]

In response to Osambos complaint that they do not show enough Black and Hispanic people in their programming, the FOX Network has announced that they will now air "America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week...


:piss

[ebaychamp]

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.

Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

Why do niggers drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.

Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So they don't bite their fingers.

What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?
Chocolate chips.

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.

Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.

What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull.

How do you know if a nigger is well hung?
If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.

Two white convicts escape from their prison, only to find that a nigger has followed them out and is running along with them. The three of them see a few tree in the distance and they each climb up one to avoid the bloodhounds that are tracking them. When the police and dogs get to the first tree the dogs go crazy, barking and jumping. The White convict goes, "Meeeow," and the cops just think it is a cat stuck in a tree. So they go to the next tree where the other White convict says, "Hoo Hoo hoo Hoooo." The police figure it is just an owl in the tree. The nigger, hearing how the 2 White guys avoided capture, figures he will do the same, and when the dogs get to his tree, he lets out a lou, "Moooooooooo."
So anyway, they all three get captured, and now they face the firing squad. The first White guy is standing there and as the warden says, "Ready.....Aim...." the prisoner points behind the cops and yells, "Tornado!" As the firing squad turns to look for the twister, the convict jumps over the wall and escapes. Now they have the second White convict standing there. "Ready.....Aim...." He points over their shoulders and yells, "Flash flood!", and escapes as they turn to look. Now the nigger has his turn. "Ready.Aim....." Just then the nigger jumps up and points and yells, "Fire!"

A guy walks into a bar and exclaims, "Goddamn, niggers are fucking assholes!" Someone at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I am offended by that!" "Why, you aren't a nigger." "I know, I'm a fucking asshole!"

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.

What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room?
Gorillas In The Mist.

How is a nigger like a broken gun?
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
A Mississippi wind chime.

Do you know why flies have wings?
So they can get away from the niggers.

What's the difference between a pothole and a nigger?
You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?

Why don't niggers stick their heads out of moving vehicles?
Their lips catching the wind will beat them to death.

How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.

What's the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of nigger babies?
You can't unload watermelons with a pitchfork!

What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.

What qualifies as good behavior in a ghetto school?
Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.

What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant?
Unemployment.

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape.

Why don't niggers have check books?
They find it too hard to sign their names in spray paint.

[ebaychamp]

1.What does a black kid say when he has diareah?---- Iam Meeeelting.
2.Whats long smells and smells like rabbit shit?----The unemployment line.
3.Whats the problem with 4 niggers going off a cliff in a cadalac?----The car seats six.
4.How do you starve a nigger?----Hide his welfare check in his work boots.
5.How do you kill a nigger?----Throw a bucket of KFC off a cliff.
6.Whats the difference between a nigger and a speed bump?----You slow down for the speed bump.
7.What does a black kid get for christmas?----Your bike.
8.Why dont you run over a black kids bike in your car?----Because it might be yours.
9.What do you call 1000 niggers in an ocean?----An oil spill.
10.How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl?----Throw him a basketball.
11.What do you call a nigger with a wodden leg?----Shit on a stick.
12.What do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?----A mars bar.
13.What do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag?----A twix.
14.Why do niggers always have sex on there minds?----Because they have pubic hair on thier heads.
15.Why are niggers getting stronger?----Because T.V's are getting bigger.
16.Whats faster then a nigger running with your T.V?----His brother with the VCR.
17.Why are niggers so good at basketball?----Because they can shoot steel and run.
18.How do you keep a nigger out of your front yard?----Move the garbage can to the back.
19.Why do niggers carry shit in thier wallets?----For identity.
20.How do you save a nigger from drowning?----You dont.

[White_Is_Right]

20.How do you save a nigger from drowning?----You dont.

Here's a variation of this joke:

"So, do you know how to keep a nigger from drowning?"

"Um...I don't know."

"Good!"

[monkeypuncher]

Here's a variation of this joke:

"So, do you know how to keep a nigger from drowning?"

"Um...I don't know."

"Good!"

How do you keep a nigger fron drowning?
Lift your foot off of his head!

[GibsMeDat]

Apparently the other day, a Jamaican Airlines captain made a Mayday call because he couldn't smell smoke in the fucking cockpit!

[ANH]

Two niggers, Leroy and Jamal are sitting in their jail cell when a white trustee walks by. Jamal asays "Hey Leroy, how come we in heah an dat white boy walk aroun"? Leroy says "Ah dunno maing, less axe him". So Jamal calls him over and says "Hey maing, how come we in heah an you out dere"? The trustee says "I'll show you". He calls over a guard, has Jamal let out of his cell and takes him out to the yard. They walk over to a wall and the trustee puts his hand up in front of it and says, "Now hit my hand just as hard as you can". Jamal cocks back his fist and swings with all his might at the trustees hand. At the last second, the trustee moves his hand and Jamal's fist goes smashing into the wall. Jamal is on the ground howling in pain and the trustee says, "Now do you understand why I'm out here and you're in there"? Jamal says "Yessuh, ah understands now". He gets back to his cell and Leroy says "Well, you fine out why we in heah an dat white boy out deah"? Jamal says "yes ah dids". He then puts his hand up in front of his face and says "Try ta hit mah han' as hard as you kin".

[BadMonkeyNoBanana]

Q. Why don't sharks eat niggers?

A. They think it's whale shit...


Q. What do you call 10 niggers standing in a field?

A. Antique farm equipment...


Q. Why don't niggers like to take aspirin?

A. They have to pick cotton to get to the tablets...


Q. What do you get when you cross a goat with a nigger?

A. One sorry ass weedeater


Q. What do you call the idea American dream?

A. All the niggers in the U.S. swimming back to Africa with a -insert minority of choice here- under one arm and an -insert minority of choice here- under the other =)

Thats all for now folks

~J

[White_Is_Right]

Q. Why don't niggers like to take aspirin?

A. They have to pick cotton to get to the tablets...

A variation of this joke is this:

Question:

Why do niggers hate aspirin?

Answer:

Three reasons:

1) They're white.
2) They work.
3) The niggers have to pick cotton to get to them.

[BadMonkeyNoBanana]

A variation of this joke is this:

Question:

Why do niggers hate aspirin?

Answer:

Three reasons:

1) They're white.
2) They work.
3) The niggers have to pick cotton to get to them.

OMG thats great!

Damn this thread, I'll be here all day...

lol

Q. Why don't niggers let their niglets play in sandboxes?

A. Cats bury them

[Mopar]

A nigger finds a lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out and offers to grant him a wish. He told her he wanted to wake up every morning for the rest of his life with 3 women in bed with him. The next day he woke up in bed with Hillary Clinton, Lorena Bobbitt, and Tonya Harding. His dick was gone, his leg was broken, and he didn't have any health insurance.

[Mopar]

What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse!

[Mopar]

What does an eithiopian family portrait look like?
A barcode.

[Mopar]

A nigger comes across a wise Asian man skipping rocks across a lake. Everytime he skipped a rock, it would make the sounds of *Ching*, *Chang*, *Chong* for each time it hit the water.
So the the nigger says... "Wow, how do you make it do that?" asian: "Well, these are sacred rocks and they tell me who my early ancestors were when I skip them across the lake." So the nigger, asks him to try, and the Asian guy gives him one of the rocks. He skips it across and it goes... *Chim*, *Pan*, *Zee*

[Mopar]

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

[Mopar]

Did you watch "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" last night?
The person replies, "No."
"Yeah, they had a nigger on and he couldn't get passed the $100 question, and used all of his life lines too."
Person asks, "What was the question?"
"Who's your daddy?"

[oprah]

Overheard on the D.C. Metro (subway) last week:

"We missed a golden opportunity during the inauguration. While all the niggers were on the Mall in D.C. we should've gone and gotten all our shit bac from their houses."

[Nagarama]

Revised 2009 Hunting Season Regulations

Owing to the apparent shortage of North American big game and for the enjoyment of honorable hunters, open season has been declared on the Porch Monkey. Known by many other common names, the feral Porch Monkey may now be hunted for sport.

Due to the extreme popularity of this sport, a dedicated committee of seasoned hunters has recommended the following strict regulations for hunting this beast.

1. Porch Monkeys may not be shot over bait such as watermelons, KFC, grape drinks, etc.

2. Natural common areas such as watermelon patches, mailboxes on the first of the month and parked Cadilacs with black interiors are fair.

3. Public areas and sports events are prohibited due to the risk of injuring humans.

4. Armed hunting parties of more than 200 are prohibited.

5. No more than 300 Coon Hounds may be used in any single hunting party.

6. Spotlighting after dark is permitted.

7. Traps rated at more than 4,000 pounds are prohibited.

8. Daily limit for individuals is 20. Season limit is 3,500.

Happy hunting!

:clap

[Mopar]

Subject: How to tell the difference between a Democrat, a Republican, and a Southerner



First, pose the following question:



"You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?"



*** Democrat Answer: "Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.



*** Republican Answer: BANG!



*** Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click. Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??

[Whitey Ford]

ebaychamp wrote:

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson always lose marathons?
A: He's always coming in a little behind

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One's made of plastic & dangerous for children to play with and the other holds groceries

[Whitey Ford]

One day a cougar coalburner was cruising through niggertown when her Ferrari started to sputter and puff smoke. She looks over at the side of the road and sees a sign that says Uncle Remus' Garage. So she pulls into the garage and Uncle Remus says "I can fix this, but I won't have the part for it until tomorrow. You can stay the night @ my place on one condition: you don't mess with my two lil' niglets". The coalburner agrees so they go back to Uncle Remus' house and settle in for the night. About midnight the coal burner gets all hot and bothered and goes into the niglet's room. She says:"Tonight's your lucky night lil' niglets. I'm all hot and turned on and I'm going to let you both muh dikk me all night long. But I don't want to catch AIDS from you, so you'll both have to put these condoms on". The niglets agree to this and, as promised, the coalburner let's them muh dikk her all night long. The next morning Uncle Remus gets the part and fixes her car and she leaves.

20 years later Uncle Remus has passed on and the lil niglets are both grown up and running the garage. One day Jamal the older niglet looks at his brother and says:"Hey, remember that coalburner that let us both muhh dikk her all night long twenty years ago?".
And his brother goes "yeah, I remember dat ho!"
"Well, says Jamal, I don't care if that bitch does get da AIDS. I'm taking dis muhfuggen condom off!"

[dominic33ps]

Why are blacks so fast?










They spent the 1st 9 months of life dodging a coat hanger

:lol:lol:lol:geek THAT WAS GREAT !

[Mopar]

An out of state hunter walks in to a small diner in Alabama. The waitress seats him and takes his order. She then asked if he was a hunter. The man replied yes I am. After the waitress brought his order she asked if he had shot his two niggers yet. The man was stunned and asked what she was talking about. She then explained that the state legislature decided that there were too many niggers and decided that anyone with a valid hunting license could shoot two niggers that year. Well the hunter paid no attention to it and went on with his business. Later on at the sporting goods store the cashier asked if he had shot his two niggers yet. The man paid no attention to it again and left the store headed for the field. As he was driving down the road he noticed a group of niggers picking watermelons in a field. He thought to himself what the hell it's only a couple of niggers. So he stopped got out of his truck, took aim shot twice and nailed two of the niggers. All of the sudden here came the game warden with his lights and sirens on. And the hunter thought oh shit what have I done. The game warden got out of his truck and said what the fuck do you think you are doing. So the hunter explained what he had been told and the game warden said you can shoot two niggers with a valid hunting license but not over a baited field.

[Mopar]

What's a black mermaid?
A carp with tits.

[Mopar]

Why did the nigger run when his girlfriend said she wanted to give him a blowjob?
He was afraid it would cancel his unemployment benefits.

[Mopar]

Two guys work together - a black guy and a white guy. The nigger notices that the white guy always came to work with a smile on his face. He asks him "Man, how come you come to work with a smile on your face every day?" The white guy replied "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed the nigger asks him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," the white guy said. "I just tell her the same poem when I wake up: Blondie, Blondie, eyes so blue, I just love waking up and making love to you!" Well, determined the nigger decides to take his friends advice. The next day the nigger shows up to work all beat to hell - black eyes, broken nose, fat lip... the works. The white guy says, "Man, what happened to you???" The nigger says "I don't know, I went home and tried your advice." "Well, what poem did you tell your wife?" the white guy asked. The nigger replied: "Nappy head, Nappy head, eyes like a frog, If I could roll your fat ass over, I'd do you like a dog!"