The nigger joke thread

[whitecanadian]

An Irishman, an Italian and a nigger all die and go to heaven.

They're standing by the perly gates, and St. Peter tells them you all have to pass a simple test to get into heaven.

The Irishman says, "St. Peter, my whole life I've struggled to make ends, and I just want to finally get into heaven".

St. Peter says, "you are welcome in heaven if you can just pass our test and spell GOD", which the Irishman does, the gates open, and he goes into heaven.

The Italian is next, and he says "St. Peter, I've worked hard my whole life to give my family a good life. I want to get into heaven".

St. Peter says, "you are welcome in heaven, if you can pass our test and spell GOD", which the Italian does, and the gates open and in he goes.

Next comes the nigger. "My wholes life YT be racyiss against me. I goes to jail when I dinz do nuffins".

St. Peter says, "here in heaven there is no racial discrimination. You are welcome inside if you can pass our test. Now, spell Czechoslovakia"

[Nate Higgers]

Tyrone applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous firm based in Detroit.

A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants had Similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a Quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager. When the results were in, Both men had scored 19 out of 20.

The manager went to Tyrone and said, "Thank you for coming to the Interview, but we've decided to give the white guy the job."

Tyrone, "And why would you be doing that, you be raysis? We bothff got 19 questions right? Dis being Detroit and me being Black I should get the jobs."

Manager, " We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on The question you got wrong."

Tyrone said, "Tells me, how would one Incorrects ansa be betta than another?"

Manager, "Simple. On question number 7, the white Guy wrote down, 'I don't Know.'

You put down, “Me neither.”

:lol :lol

[nochitlins]

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted, 'Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes please!' As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

[Blue Eyed Mick]

Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a knife and fork ? So they don't bite off their fingers.. :rimshot

[Enforcer]

:bj Q. Why don't niggers like blowjobs? A. Because they don't like any kind of job.

[Enforcer]

Q: How does a sheboon tell if she's pregnant? A: If it squats over a watermelon and there is a bite taken out of it when she stands up, she's pregnant. Q: How does an Ethiopian woman tell if she's pregnant? A: If her tampon is half eaten when she pulls it out, she's pregnant. :hurl :muppets

[Enforcer]

:fmbly Q: What can a large pizza do that a nigger beast can't? A: Feed a fambly of four. :geek

[Enforcer]

-nigcopsQ: Two niggers are ridding in a car, one from Detroit and one from Atlanta, which one is driving?
A: The cop.

[Darth Sambo]

Q. Why do niggers lean toward the middle of the car when they're driving?

A. They think that smell is coming from outside.

[velcro ceiling]

Q: what's the difference between a bowling ball and a nigger woman

A: you can eat that bowling ball if you have to.

[nochitlins]

Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishingpulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'

Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.'

[Coonmander-in-Chief]

Q: What do you call skid-marks on a nigger's underwear?

A: Afterbirth.

[Tueur Noir]

Leroy get home from school and says to his drugged out pappy:

"I can run faster than all the boys in my class! I can jump higher than all the boys in my class! And in the showers I saw that mah Dik is 3 times bigger than those of all the boys in my class! Tell me daddy, is it because I'm black??"

Pappy: "No, it is because they are 5 years old and you are 18!!!"

:tyrone

[Jigga Booboo]

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

[niggersarelowlife]

A nigger and a monkey walks in a bar. The bartender says, “You can not bring that in here!” “I’m sorry.” Says the monkey.

[MegaMouseSEC]

:rofl

[MegaMouseSEC]

A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat, he tells the bartender it's $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says he'll take the picture, but doesn't care about the story. At the end of his shift he throws it in the backseat of his car and drives home. He notices thousands of cats following his car! He gets worried and stops on a bridge and throws the picture off, the thousands of cats jump off too, following the picture.

The next day the same man comes into the bar, he asks the bartender if he's ready for the story behind the picture. The bartender says, "No, but if you have a picture of martin luther king, jr I'll take it!"

[MegaMouseSEC]

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."

The next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"

Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"

[MegaMouseSEC]

A redneck is driving down the road one day and see's a sign that says coon season is in. He goes a bit further down the road and see a field of niggers picking watermelons. He stops, takes out his gun and starts shooting. A cop comes up and asks him what he's doing so he says, "I saw a sign back there that said coon season was in!", the cop says, "yea, but you're hunting in a baited field!"

[MegaMouseSEC]

Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're NIGGERS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."

[phadre]

A redneck is driving down the road one day and see's a sign that says coon season is in. He goes a bit further down the road and see a field of niggers picking watermelons. He stops, takes out his gun and starts shooting. A cop comes up and asks him what he's doing so he says, "I saw a sign back there that said coon season was in!", the cop says, "yea, but you're hunting in a baited field!"
:rofl

[MegaMouseSEC]

A little nigger was helping it's grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandma! I'm a white boy now!" His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mom what he'd said. He goes into the living room and says, "Look momma! I'm a white boy now!" His mom whoops his ass and tells him to go tell his father what he'd told her. He walks outside and says, "Look pappy! I'm a white boy now!" His father whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned. He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers!"

[MegaMouseSEC]

A man walks into a shoe store looking for a nice pair of shoes. An assistant asks if he can help, so the man tells the assistant he's looking for a really nice pair of shoes, a pair like nobody else would have. The assistant leads the man to the back room, opens a draw and pulls out a pair of shoes. He says, "These are the most unique shoes, made from human skin! They're $10,000". The man looks at them and says they're a bit pricey, so the assistant says, "We also have them in black for $2.99"

[MegaMouseSEC]

Racial Characteristics:
Probably not people at all. Probably some kind of monkey. They eat each other and worship bundles of sticks and mud.
You can never remember the names of their countries, which have a new Main Nigger every half hour and too many snakes
and bugs anyway. They eat those, too. They put bones in their noses and wear plants for clothes.

Good Points:
Don't feel pain the way we do.

Proper Forms of Address:
Jig, coon, fishmouth, soot-back, shitskin, boy.

[MegaMouseSEC]

Top 10 reasons why there are no Nigger NASCAR drivers......

10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
09) THE PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
07) THE PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:

01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.

:rofl

[MegaMouseSEC]

The Pope, a boyscout, and the smartest nigger in the world are on an airplane. The engines fail, the plane starts going down,
and there is only 2 parachutes. The smartest nigger in the world says, "Due to my extraordinarily high intelligence, I believe it
is imperative that I survive and continue to show my people the path to greatness." He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the
plane. The Pope tells the boyscout, "I am an old man and I am ready to meet God, so you may use the remaining parachute, my
son." The boyscout replies, "No, that's cool Pope, we both have parachutes because that nigger just jumped out of the plane
with my backpack."

[MegaMouseSEC]

It was the Summer of 1968 and a nigger showed up at the Pearly Gates. Peter comes out and says, "Uh, is there something I can
do for you? I mean, we don't let niggers in here." "I know," said the nigger, "It's just that, I am from Alabama, and I grew up around White folks, and I like White folks, and I even married a White woman, so I thought maybe I could get in." Peter said, "Wait, you say you married a White woman in Alabama? When the hell was this?" The nigger looks at his watch and says, "Oh, about 10 minutes ago."

[MineEvolved]

Good joke. The reality is, the pope and the nigger took turns muh-dikking the boyscout.

[KRACKER_BACKER]

Good joke. The reality is, the pope and the nigger took turns muh-dikking the boyscout.
:win

[Jeff]

:yay
rolflrolfl

[Jeff]

:yay:yay:yay:yay:yay:yay:yay:yay:yay

[DummyJiggaboos]

What does obamas CHANGE mean?
Come Help A Nigger Get Elected

What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

Did you hear the one about the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded!

A White guy and a black guy shared a house. One day the house burnt down and only the White guy lived. Why?
The White guy was at work!

What happened to the nigger bitch who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!

Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!


What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame

What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!

What's the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted!

Why do niggers always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

How do you tell when a nigger is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!

[paul1488]

http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/NIGGERS/nig_image72.jpg

[PrdNgrHtr]

A nigger on fire.

[tinfish]

What is brown, tan and looks good on a nigger?

A Doberman.

[Tuskegee]

How does a sheboon know she's pregnant?

She pulls her tampon out and all the cotton is picked off

[paul1488]

What do you get when you cross-breed a nigger with an octopus?
Not sure, but it would be perfect for picking cotton.

[paul1488]

Why don't sharks eat niggers?


They think it's whale shit.

[MegaMouseSEC]

What happened to the crack dealer that tried to run from the cops?

He got tazed.

[SenileDelinquent]

My new neighbour popped his head over my garden fence yesterday and said "Yo bro' what's going down?"

So I told him "The value of my fucking house you black cunt".

[AntiNig]

My new neighbour popped his head over my garden fence yesterday and said "Yo bro' what's going down?"

So I told him "The value of my fucking house you black cunt".

:lmao

[MegaMouseSEC]

My new neighbour popped his head over my garden fence yesterday and said "Yo bro' what's going down?"

So I told him "The value of my fucking house you black cunt".

:thup:thup:rofl:rofl

[Tuskegee]

"Even after the Super Bowl victory by the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody who would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Niggers is a damn genius". . . . . . .

[Tuskegee]

The Red Cross knocked at my door, asking if I could help out towards the flood in New Orleans. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches to the bottom of the driveway.

[Out of Detroit]

A sow driving a car with ten niglets in it blew through a stop sign. A moment later she was pulled over by a cop.

"Dang, lady, don't you know when to stop?" the cop snapped as he began writing the ticket.

"But officer, only eight of dem chirruns beez mine!" the sow protested.

[NigBeGone]

Q: What is the difference between a nigger and a piece of dog shit?
A: Eventually, a piece of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

[nosparklingwiggleshere]

Q: how do you know obongos plan to pullout of afganistan is bullshit?

A: same reason they have so many sprogs niggers don't pullout

[Tuskegee]

A Nigger walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi, You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.". The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided, and you'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips." "This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment satisfying her ....'urges' as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive". The Nigger, just plain wide-eyed, babbles "You're bullshittin' me!". The social worker says "Yeah, well...you started it."

[muhfamblyowned30]

A Cadillac full of niggers runs off the road on a narrow lane way out in the country. An good ole white boy is the first one on the scene and after assessing the situation, immediately begins to dig graves and bury the dead niggers. Just as he's finishing, a county cop pulls up and asks the country boy what happened. "Wal," says the country boy, "these niggers tried to take the curve too fast, ran in the ditch, and killed themselves. I just buried the last one."

"Are you sure they were all dead?" asks the cop.

"Well," says the country boy, "one of 'em kept saying he wasn't but you know you can't believe a damn nigger!"

[Frosty Whiteman]

O' yeh :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[niggerknocker]

What's the difference between Nigger pussy and a bowling ball?

I could eat a bowling ball if I had to.

[Niggers=Garbage]

What do you call a nigger that eats shit?

A cannibal

[Shiney]

How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows, the light bulb always ends up missing or stolen.

[East coast nigger hater]

What do u call a nigger in a tree with a suitcase? Branch manager

[Tuskegee]

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

[Bottle_of_hate]

What do you call it when a nigger sow takes a shit and flushes after?

An abortion.

[Blackteria vaccine]

This white guy threw a big party, all his guests where white.
No niggers were allowed.
At the end of the night when the party was over and everyone left, he noticed that his valuable coin collection had been stolen.
Who stole his coin collection?

Highlight here for the answer.---> A NIGGER

[KoonDawg]

Paddy The Firefighter




Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire.

Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up..

Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Paddy Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!"

One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.

Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well.

Then Obama jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.

Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin'down the burnt ones...!!!!"

[Tuskegee]

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $100 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of Air Force One said to his co-pilot,"Such narcissists back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."!!

[skunkape bubbalips]

repost...


some aliens come to earth and decide to test different races to see what they are capable of doing.

the aliens abduct two germans, two japanese, and two niggers. they place each pair in a separate room with two bowling balls and no way out.

two weeks later the aliens return. they go to the germans and lo and behold, the germans have turned the two bowling balls into a BMW!

impressed, the aliens proceed to the japanese. to their amazement where once there were two japanese and two bowling balls now there are 2 japanese and a sony stereo system!

amazed the aliens finally go to see what the niggers have done.

one ball's broke, the other missing...

[back2africa_now]

What word begins with “N”, ends with “R”, and you never want to call a black person?







Neighbor.

[MESAG]

my new neighbour popped his head over my garden fence yesterday and said "yo bro' what's going down?"

so i told him "the value of my fucking house you black cunt".


lmfao

[Massah Owl]

A couple of good ole boys heard it was open hunting season on niggers, so they grabbed their guns and drove off in their truck to find a good spot.
Coming across a watermelon patch they saw it full of melon picking darkies. Not giving up such a good chance they started firing away, bagging a good number of niggers.
Almost immediately a game warden arrived and arrested both for hunting over a baited field.

[Massah Owl]

This is more of a story than a joke. My Great Uncle used to tell me that those wide whitewall tires on cars were called Roosevelt whitewalls and the skinny whitewalls were called Kennedy whitewalls.
The reason? Roosevelt whitewalls were mostly white and the Kennedy whitewalls were white in the center but mostly black.

[Jeff]

I don't know if'n this one is already in here, but here goes anyway.

A little white boy and a buck niglet were walking to School one day and after a bit the little niglet says: "Hey cracka, my daddy has hims a pimp out Pink Caddylack and when you blow da horn dat bitsh goes "Hon-key, Hon-key, Hon-key"...and the niglet just starts rolling on the ground at his own joke be so funny an sheit. So the little white boy said..."Hell with that, that's lame...my Daddy bought a brand new Chainsaw and when you start it and give it gas it goes like this: "Rrrrun, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, Run, Rrrun, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger"


well i guess you had to be there :lol

*make chainsaw sound effects when saying Run, nigger, nigger. thumbsup

:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

Anybody who builds a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it with niggers is a genius.

No joke here, just fact.

[Jeff]

So an airplane is losing elevation because of engine failure. The pilot over the intercom told everyone that they would have to start releasing passengers, by alphabetical order, of course.

So he said "We'll start with A. Any Africans on board?"

No one replied.

"B. Any blacks on board?"

Again, no one replied.

"C. Any colored people on board?"

No one.

A little nigger boy looks to his mom and says "momma, ain't we African-American, black, and colored?"

His momma replies "No, today we niggers. Let them Mexicans jump first."

So the boy looks at a Mexican kid sittin' next to him and starts laughing.

The Mexican starts laughing back and says, "I'm a wetback, so get ready to jump, nigger!"

kkk

:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

A nigger and a White man are arguing over what color God is.

So finally the nigger gets on his knees and asks God.. "What color are you?"

God responds, "I am what I am."

The nigger laughs and tells the White man, "I told you God was a brutha."

The White man says "He said 'I am what I am,' not 'I is what I is.'"

:rofl

[Jeff]

A wigger goes to a public bathroom and sees a nigger with 2 inch dick.
Wigger: hollah, yo dick beez longer than my 1 inch dick!
Nigger: u coon has one jist leek mine
Wigger: spread the love nigger, how can I make it so long?
Nigger: tie a couple of bricks to your dick and let it stretch out

two weeks later:

Nigger: yo, how is your dick?
Wigger: I'm half way there broddah!
???
It's still 1 inch but it already turned blue then black!

:picard

[Jeff]

A Russian, Brit, Frenchmen and a nigger on a plane. 10 min before landing pilot announces:
I have bad news, we don't have enough fuel to reach the landing strip. If we don't lighten the plane we never make it and all of us will die.

Brit: I will sacrifice myself so others may live. [Screams "God Save the Queen!" and jumps out]

Pilot: Sorry fellas, we are almost there, but we are still too heavy.

Frenchmen: I will sacrifice myself so others may live. [Screams "Viva la France!" and jumps out]

Pilot: Great, we almost made it but we still will be few feet short to land safely.

Russian: Oh fuck it! [Screams "Fuck Africa!" and throws the nigger out]

:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

worst case of suicide hes ever seen:what

:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

From a buddies' email:

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work…
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

Why did god create chickens?

To teach niggers how to walk.

:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

Jesus comes back from the dead and the first thing he does in go into a bar to get a glass of wine. As he is sipping it, he sees several people in there that are injured and decides to help them.
The first person he approaches is a white man. He touches him on the shoulder and says "My brother, you are healed. Go forth now and make your life prosperous." The white man leaps up and shouts "My back is healed! I can get back to the construction site and provide for my family again!" He then runs out of the bar.
The next person he approaches is a Mexican. Jesus touches him on the shoulder and says "My brother, you are healed. Go forth now and make your life prosperous." The Mexican leaps up and shouts "My leg! I can walk on it now! I can go back into the fields and work and provide for my family again!" And the Mexican too runs out of the bar.
Jesus then approaches the nigger who leaps away from him as he tries to put the healing touch on him. Jesus makes a questioning face and says "Is something wrong?" The nigger replies "Fuck off, Jesus! I jus got disabiwity, and no fuckin honky gonna take dat away from me!"

good 1 :rofl:rofl:rofl

[Shriken&A40]

A White guy and a black guy shared a house. One day the house burnt down and only the White guy lived. Why?
The White guy was at work!

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!

Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice

What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

What did the nigger get on his SATs?
Barbecue sauce!

Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don't like ANY jobs


:jerk :jerk :bj

[Norman Conquest]

Q: What's the difference between George "The Cowboy" Bush and Barack "Peace Prize" Obama?

A: You're a racist. :jest

[jcricket]

Yup, sounds about right.

And so is he. Last Thursday the top maroon signed two executive orders, one to force an increase in anti-white discrimination in federal hiring, the second to give amnesty to illegals. A genuine traitor.

[Turdburner]

once you go black, you become a single parent

[Black's Beautiful *cough*]

Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 15 miles to and from school every day. He has only one leg and his bicycle has buckled wheels with no brakes. His journey is mostly downhill and is reknowned for having hidden landmines on his route to school.

Please find it within yourself to donate just 2€ and in return we will send you the video...

It’s bloody hilarious!!!!

[Missing Link]

what do the war on drugs, a broken tv, and a black man have in common?
-they don't work

how do you keep from getting robbed at the atm?
-hide your debit card in a book

a french man, an englishman, a white guy and a black guy are hunting deer in the woods. at the end of the night they go to their campsite and start drinking. the french man downs a bottle of wine, throws the bottles in the air, shoots them and says "vive la france!" the english guy downs some lager, throws the bottles in the air, shoots them and yells "god save the queen!" the black guy chugs a 40 of colt 45, throws the bottle in the air and yells "don't fuck with the west side!" the white guy downs a six pack of old milwaukee's best, throws the cans in the air, shoots the black in the face and says "it just doesn't get any better than this!"

how do black women get abortions?
-they use ex-lax.

[Notorious P.I.G.]

3 sheboons are sitting on a bench at the bus stop.

A nigger buck comes along and flashes its muh dikk.

2 of the boons have a stroke; the 3rd one couldn't reach.

:boons

[Tuskegee]

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?

It comes in a spray can. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[tyrone bootlips]

What do you call two niggers laying in a pile of leaves? raisin bran

[Hatian Dirt Cookies]

President Obongo wakes up one morning and looks in the mirror to find that he is white from the neck up.

"Oh lawdy!", He sais, and runs to the whitehouse doctor.

"Doctor I is white from de neck up! You gots to hep me! What is my constituates going to say, what is the black caucous going to say....what if dey takes away my nobel prize!"

The doctor tells him not to panic and leaves the room. He comes back a few minutes later with a tall glass of brown liquid and tells him to drink the whole thing.

Obongo gulps it down and sais "What the fuck was that, it tasted like SHIT"

The doctor sais "It was shit....you were down a quart."

[Tom Dixon]

Q.: What is the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit?

A.: Given time, and exposure to the elements, the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

[Tuskegee]

Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said, “Fuck that – knowing my luck, I’d win one!”

[Stinkynigs]

A nigger, a muslim, and an alien walk into a bar.






















The bartender says, "What'll ya have Mr. President?"

[JiveAss]

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?" At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.

He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat. Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man and said, "I've never seen you react like that. "What did he say to you?" I don't know" the black man replied. "Something about a job."

[Luckman23]

A nigga fell down from a bus.
"What do you think happened to him?"
"I don't know"
"Come on, what do think happened to him? Do you think he broke a leg or an arm or anything?"
"Who cares, that nigga will die of Aids anyway."

[Jeff]

A teacher was giving a RE lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"

Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"

:rofl

[Jeff]

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.

The captain then declares

"All African Americans, jump overboard!"

A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"


The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

wohohoh

:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said no. Is tole her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her.

Don't you mean 8?

[Jeff]

3 sheboons are sitting on a bench at the bus stop.

A nigger buck comes along and flashes its muh dikk.

2 of the boons have a stroke; the 3rd one couldn't reach.

:boons

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."
The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."
The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning."
The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen' she had was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce."

:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

A nigger is sitting on a porch drinking a 40, when a gay liberal niggerlover walks by. The niggerlovering fag walks up to the nigger and asks him if he would like a blow job.

The nigger gets up and starts kicking the living shit out of him.

He smashes his face in with numerous heavy blows and then proceeds to kick him all over the street beating the niggerloving fag within an inch of his life. The niggerlover crawls away bleeding and crying.

His friend Tyrone who watched the whole thing from his porch across the street walks over and says,
"Yo dawg, da fug was dat? Wut dat muddafukka say to you?"

To which the nigger replies..

"I dint unnerstand all ubs it. But he definitely offered me some kind of job."

:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

A nigger pimp runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an white cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a nigger, and is certain wiser than any white. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the white's expense!!
White cop says," License and registration, please."
Nigger says, "What for?"
White cop replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign."
Nigger says , "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
White cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License And registration, please."
Niggerr says, "What's the difference?"
White cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.. License and registration, please!"
Nigger says, "If you can show me the legal difference between "slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.."
White cop says, "Sounds fair.. Exit your vehicle, Sir."
The Nigger exits his vehicle. The White cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f**k out of the Nigger with it and says:
"Ok, now, Sir, do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy..'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.

I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'
__________________
Thank you Jesus for not making me a greasy ass nigger!

:rofl

[Jeff]

A nigger finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. When he sees the nigger he says, "Oh, shit. What do you want?" The nigger says, "I want a bridge from America to Africa made out of pure gold." The genie says, "Are you fucking crazy? You know how much gold that would take? That is impossible. Pick something else." So the nigger says, "OK, I want all the little nigger children to be just as smart and good looking as the White children." The genie says, "OK, so that bridge, you want it to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?"

:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Jeff]

Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $1 Million to pose nude in the January issue...

Michelle Obama got the same offer from National Geographic...

:rofl

[Jeff]

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.

:rofl

[NgrH8r]

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles read?

A: Because they're niggers.


Ha!

[Tuskegee]

Why don't niggers take aspirin?

They refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle

:lmao

[NgrH8r]

Also, because aspirin:

1. Is white, and

2. it tends to work.

[Ted]

How do you keep a nigger from going out?

Pour more gas on it.


Why was the wheelbarrow invented?

To teach niggers how to walk on their hind legs.

[Gman]

Why do they bury niggers twelve feet deep instead of the usual six? Because deep down, niggers are good people!

[Black's Beautiful *cough*]

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

No? Neither did the Ethiopians...


:lol

[Missing Link]

a nigger was walking down the street when he passes a gay guy. he yells "hey fag nice shirt!" the gay guy yells back "hey thanks jigaboo, your ancestors picked it!"

[I din du nuffin]

Q: Do you know why the british introduced wheelbarrows to africa?

A: To teach niggers how to walk upright.

[Operator]

a nigger was walking down the street when he passes a gay guy. he yells "hey fag nice shirt!" the gay guy yells back "hey thanks jigaboo, your ancestors picked it!"

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl. Funny shit

[nigfreeillinois]

Obama is like a condom: Tries to give you a sense of security while you're being screwed, and is most definitely ONE TIME USE ONLY, even though in theory at least, he has no real use!

[scififan]

What's another meaning for the phrase NAACP?



Niggers Absolutely Aggravate Caucasian People.

[scififan]

Why do nigger militants like the colors red, black, and green so much?


Reminds them of a watermelon.

[AntiNiggerCannon]

There was this nigger that was so black that when he stepped out of a car, the oil light turned on.

[Emperor Bokassa]

Why do niggers keep chickens in the front yard?

To teach niglets how to walk



What's the diet rage in Africa?

The Somali Diet - you eat only the protein buzzing around your eyes.

[Missing Link]

why don't you see any nigger priests?

you cant call a black man father

not a joke but a funny exchange between me and my brother in law:


ryan: man i wish they had a channel devoted to monkeys.
me: they do it's called BET
ryan and my brother (angry) wooooooooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ProudYT]

Q) How do you babysit a nigger?
A) Lick his lips and stick him to the wall.

Tough to get him down though... Teach him to say " muh fuckuh"

[ProudYT]

Q) Why do niggers only have nightmares?
A) Because we goodified the only nigger that had a dream.

[ProudYT]

Q) How do you keep a nigger out of your backyard?
A) Hang one in your front yard.

[ProudYT]

Q) Whats the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road?
A) The skid marks in front of the dog.

[Coonmander-in-Chief]

Q) How do you babysit a nigger?
A) Lick his lips and stick him to the wall.

Tough to get him down though... Teach him to say " muh fuckuh"

I'd prefer to have the niglet jump on a trampoline beneath a ceiling covered with Velcro strips! :lol

[Tuskegee]

Q) How do you babysit a nigger?
A) Lick his lips and stick him to the wall.

Tough to get him down though... Teach him to say " muh fuckuh"

I have to ask...who the hell is going to lick a niggers lips?

[ProudYT]

I have to ask...who the hell is going to lick a niggers lips?

got me there... haha

[AntiNig]

Why do nigger militants like the colors red, black, and green so much?


Reminds them of a watermelon.


Haven't heard that one before. :lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-African_colours

[Wonderboner]

Did you know that Oprah, and Obama had the same nicknames in highschool?

Nigger


3 monkeys and a nigger sitting in a tree, what do you call the nigger?

Branch manager.

[ProudYT]

I gotta say there is one positive thing about niggers....
HIV

[Coonmander-in-Chief]

3 monkeys and a nigger sitting in a tree, what do you call the nigger?

Branch manager.

Heyyyy...that's an insult to the monkeys! :lol

[Tuskegee]

What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?

Their are skid marks from slamming on the brakes in front of the dog.

[BurgerLutherKingJr]

Just heard this one and it had me laughing...

Riding on a train is an old woman, a sexy young blonde woman, a redneck and a nigger. The train goes through a tunnel, and in the darkness there's a loud slapping noise. As the train exits the tunnel, the nigger has a large red welt across its face.

The old woman thinks that the nigger must have tried to grope the blonde in the darkness, and that she gave him what he deserved.

The blonde thinks the nigger must have been trying to grope her, but accidentally groped the old woman and she hit him because of it.

The nigger thinks the redneck groped the blonde, but she accidentally slugged him out of confusion.

While the redneck thinks, "I hope there's another tunnel soon, so I can smack that dumb nigger again."

rolfl

[Whitey Ford]

[Today 02:06 PM] Whitey Ford: Jenkem Suppositories
[Today 02:06 PM] Whitey Ford: U know what a "nigger irony" is?

[scififan]

What channel, besides BET, MTV, and TV One do niggers enjoy watching?


Answer: Niggalodean.

Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig, Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig, Niggalodean!

[Missing Link]

what does UPN stand for?

underpaid nigger

[Tuskegee]

Q - What is the only thing positive about niggers?

A - HIV

[Coondoleezza Rice]

What channel, besides BET, MTV, and TV One do niggers enjoy watching?


Answer: Niggalodean.

Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig, Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig, Niggalodean!

When I was little I thought the old Nickelodeon "Nick-or-Treat!" Halloween ads were really saying "Nigger Treat!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NblnYZ6oWlw

[nonigletsplease]

Why is a piece of dog shit better than a nigger?

Because it eventuaaly turns white and stops stinking!:rock

[nonigletsplease]

Why do niggs avoid stealing/driving in convertibles?

Cuz the wind would cause their lips to beat them to death :lol

[TheSpider]

In a recent survey, Niggers have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, carried out by a leading toiletries firm, a huge majority, 86%, of Niggers, said that they have had sex in the shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.

[Graeme43]

It's my nigger stepsons birthday and I'm gonna
surprise him as best I can. I'll leave an extra 20 bucks
in my coat pocket for him.

[JeKyL]

Maybe some of you have heard this one before, but I couldn't help but laugh my ass off to this one.

Have you heard of ku klux Knievel's new stunt?
He attempted to jump over 50 niggers with a steam roller... :yay:lawdy:winner


When Farrah Fawcet died and arrived to heaven, God told her that for being such a great person he would grant her one wish, Farrah replied and asked God that he would make all the kids of the earth safe. One hour later, Michael Jackson is pronounced dead.

[Missing Link]

what's black on top and white on the bottom?
-rape

how do you know if a nigger is well hung?
-if you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

what do niggers do after sex?
-15 years to life

what's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
-white begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

[Jojo NigNo]

So I was in the airport the other day, eating in the little cafe outside baggage claim. And a message came over the PA announcing that if we saw any unusual or out-of-the-ordinary activity, it should be reported to the TSA. So after I got done eating, I walked up to a TSA agent and said, "Excuse me sir, but I saw a black man leaving a tip in that restaurant back there."

[KFMFC]

are walking after being shipwrecked on a deserted island. They happen upon a bottle which upon rubbing it, a genie pops out.

"Thank you for giving me my freedom!" he says. I will grant you all the wishes you want.

The niggers get excited. They pound the genie with all sorts of demands -- unbelievable riches, all sorts of gorgeous white women, flashy cars, and never have to work another day in their lives. Finally about four hours later they run out of wishes, after one of them wishes to be in Hawaii and the other in Florida.

The genie turns to the white man, and says "those niggers and their gibsmedat exhausted almost all of my magic. I have enough for one wish. What will it be"

The white man smiles. "I want those two fucking niggers back in my office in 15 minutes."

[NiggzBGone]

What do you call a nigger with an afro?........A Microphone

Why did so many niggers die in Nam?.......when the Sargent shouted "get down" they all started dancing

How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?...........Throw him a basketball

Why are there a lot of black, single people out there?..................Research proves that most of us find our partner in the workplace

Taking into account their ancestry, do you think black rappers realize the irony of paying thousands of dollars to wear those shiny chains?

[KFMFC]

What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

[KFMFC]

How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.

[KFMFC]

Two white convicts escape from their prison, only to find that a nigger has followed them out and is running along with them. The three of them see a few tree in the distance and they each climb up one to avoid the bloodhounds that are tracking them. When the police and dogs get to the first tree the dogs go crazy, barking and jumping. The White convict goes, "Meeeow," and the cops just think it is a cat stuck in a tree. So they go to the next tree where the other White convict says, "Hoo Hoo hoo Hoooo." The police figure it is just an owl in the tree. The nigger, hearing how the 2 White guys avoided capture, figures he will do the same, and when the dogs get to his tree, he lets out a lou, "Moooooooooo."
So anyway, they all three get captured, and now they face the firing squad. The first White guy is standing there and as the warden says, "Ready.....Aim...." the prisoner points behind the cops and yells, "Tornado!" As the firing squad turns to look for the twister, the convict jumps over the wall and escapes. Now they have the second White convict standing there. "Ready.....Aim...." He points over their shoulders and yells, "Flash flood!", and escapes as they turn to look. Now the nigger has his turn. "Ready.Aim....." Just then the nigger jumps up and points and yells, "Fire!"

[KFMFC]

How do you get a nigger to commit suicide?
Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
Gifted.

What's the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of nigger babies?
You can't unload watermelons with a pitchfork!

[Dwight Mansburden]

Q: Why do Negroes cry after sex?

A: Because of the Mace. :lol

[KFMFC]

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Negro out of their mouths

[NiggzBGone]

What do you call a nigger having sex? Rape

Saying, "I don't masturbate" is like a black man saying, "I'm innocent."

So Barack Obama is going to lower the cost of drugs? That's gotta be a first from a black man.

Where do black men keep wallets? I'm only asking because I can't find mine.

[Nekru]

This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired. However, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for ”Termination without Cause.” This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations.)

”Rich Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?”

”Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.”

”What sort of trouble?”

”Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”

”Went away?”

”They disappeared.”

”Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?”

”Nothing.”

”Nothing?”

”It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type.”

”Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?”

”How do I tell?”

”Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?”

”What's a sea-prompt?”

”Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?”

”There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.”

”Does your monitor have a power indicator?”

”What's a monitor?”

”It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?”

”I don't know.”

”Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?”

”Yes, I think so.”

”Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.”

”Yes, it is.”

”When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?”

”No.”

”Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.”

”Okay, here it is.”

”Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.”

”I can't reach.”

”Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?”

”No.”

”Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?”

”Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle, it's because it's dark.”

”Dark?”

”Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.”

”Well, turn on the office light then.”

”I can't.”

”No? Why not?”

”Because there's a power failure.”

”A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?”

”Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.”

”Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.”

”Really? Is it that bad?”

”Yes, I'm afraid it is.”

”Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?”

”Tell them you're too fucking stupid nigger to own a computer.”

[scififan]

Why are niggers afraid of ghosts?

Answer: They spook them out. :lmao

[scififan]

Why do niggers like fried chicken?

Answer: Because it is greasy like their hair. :rimshot :lmao

[Ultimohican]

This is something that really happened involving me and a 'conversation' I had with a edjumacated she-ape.

She was working at a C-store that I went into to pay for some gas and she she was ranting about how whites stole everything from niggers. And she knows this because she had gone to college and had a degree in sociology.(right)

Anyway, she's attempting to berate me and my white race for stealing all the technology, waterways, hospitals, whatever from the apes waaay back in Egypt(thought Egyptians lived there not niggers) and that we wouldn't have anything if wasn't for them. And she explained that we owe them because we took all of the advancements with us.

So I asked her "If your 'people' were so smart and invented all of this stuff, why didn't anyone write it down any of the instructions on how to build it again?"

Exactly !- I once met a nigger up in the Brass River, who had never SEEN a wheel until a few years befo'. "de weel be a white masta invenchun sah"

[GTFO]

A communist, an illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar.

The bartender greets him with "Hi, Mr. President!"

13011

A nigger is walking along the edge of a lake one day when he sees a Chinese man skipping stones across the surface of the water. Every time a stone connects, it makes a noise.
"Ching-Chang-Chong!"
"Wing-Wang-Wong!"
Intrigued, the nigger asks, "Whatcha doing?" The Chinese guy replies, "When you throw a stone into the water, it says the names of your ancestors. Give it a try."
The nigger picks up a rock and skips it.
"Chim-pan-zee!"
He's outraged. Picking up the biggest rock he can find, the nigger hurls it into the water.
"BABOON!"

13012

[Tuskegee]

But still kind of funny.



A wife gives birth at the hospital. When her husband arrives the nurse says, ”Congratulations, your wife has had quints.”

“Quints,” the man says with an inquisitive voice, “What the hell
are quints?”

The nurse responds, “Five babies, all boys.”

The man sticks out his chest and says,
"I'm not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney."

The nurse replies,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned, the babies are all black."

[Intolerant]

If only they had mosquito nets in Africa. It would save billions of mosquitoes from getting AIDS.

[GibsMeDat]

A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s private parts; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us….in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls….we made him President, and now……. the whole country is looking for work..”

[Justin Igger]

The city zoo was transporting a gorilla to a zoo in a nearby town. The truck happened to break down in a bad part of town.
The driver went into a bar to call for another truck to come pick up the gorilla and a tow truck for himself. The supervisor said it would be three
hours before relief would arrive so the driver decided to have a beer.

The driver was enjoying his beer when a bar fight broke out. Chairs were flying as were bodies feet and fists.

The exasperated bartender mentioned to the zoo driver that he sure wished he had a good bouncer to take care
of the riff raff that was tearing up his bar.

The Zoo driver said "I'll tell you what, I've got the best bouncer you have ever seen out in my truck and I'll bring him in if you supply me with
free beer.

Having nothing left to lose, the bartender agreed. The Zoo driver went out and returned with the gorilla on a leash and then set him loose
on the brawling patrons.

The gorilla proceeded to grab the brawlers beat them senseless and throw them into the parking lot.

There was one drunk patron left, a scrawny old cowboy. He took off his stetson and began grappling with the gorilla.
They were punching biting and gouging and rolling all over the floor. They seemed to be evenly matched.

The gorilla and cowboy rolled out into the parking lot and the fight continued.

A few minutes later, a battered and bruised cowboy walks back in dusting himself off.

He says to the bartender and driver,

Give a nigger a fur coat and the bastard thinks he's king kong!

[CoonTownYT]

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With a nigger bartender, the Chinese man commands, "Hey nigger, pour me a jigger!"

The nigger, highly offended, responds, "Mister, that was highly offensive. How would you feel if you were on the receiving end of such a comment? Let's switch places so you can see how it feels".

So, in reverse, the nigger walks into the bar and exclaims, "Hey Chink, pour me a drink!"

The Chinese man puts up a "Closed" sign and says, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here".

[CoonTownYT]

What's red, white and blue and hangs in front of my house?

A nigger, I'll paint him whatever color I want.

[IseDaDiva]

Q: What's the definition of nigger foreplay?
A: Don't scream or I'll kill you.

Q: How do you starve a nigger?
A: Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10,000 niggers?
A: Warden.

Q: What do you call a nigger with no arms?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
A: They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

Q: How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
A: Ever try and take a rib from a nigger?

[Shoogafoot Jones]

Democrats are living proof that light travels faster than sound....that's why sometimes they appear very bright, until they start talking!

[Shoogafoot Jones]

Not sure if this was posted yet. It so, I apologize!

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[Dwight Mansburden]

This joke lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...
http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/31924c94d3b95a8f6.jpg

[jiggaboo jones]

Stop laughing and reload.

[jiggaboo jones]

A man once went into a shop looking to purchase another brain.
The shop keeper quoted him a price of $100 for an Asian brain, $200 for a caucasian brain, and $500 for a nigger brain.
When the man asked why the nigger brain was so expensive, the shop keeper replied "Because it's never been used".:lmao

[Mr.SamboDarkyCoon]

Hi yall..this is my first post.

Q:Why do niggers stink?

A: So the blind can hate them too.

[Nigga_Repellent]

A sure way to tell if a nigger is pregs with niglets:

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Stick a Banana in her pussy.....
If it comes back half eaten then she is pregnant.

:rofl

An oldie but goodie! :lol

[Shoogafoot Jones]

Shit. I always thought they were born pregnant! :lol

[YTISFEDUP]

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of
water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and
over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his
fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.
All h e did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained
in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said............

(This is priceless...)

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
__________________

[Tuskegee]

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of
water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and
over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his
fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks.
All h e did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton,
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained
in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said............

(This is priceless...)

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
__________________

Bent over Bill was Monica sucking Bills cock, while Bill shoved a thick cigar in and out of Monica's asshole. :lol

[YTISFEDUP]

Obama rated 5th best US President ever!


Of the total of 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever. I was
just reading a Democratic publicity release that said, "...after a little
more than 4 years, Obama has been rated the 5th best president ever."


The details according to White House Publicists..:
* Reagan, Lincoln, and 8 others tied for first,
* 15 presidents tied for second,
* 17 other presidents tied for third,
* Jimmy Carter came in 4th, and
* Obama came in fifth

[Bluegum revival]

how do you stop nigletts from jumping on the bed?




install velcro on the ceiling

[Eoppen]

When OJ Simpscoon was about to receive the verdict in Las Vegas, he suddenly stopped and listened to his lawyer whispering in his ear. Then he put on a Hawaiian shirt and a pair of sunglasses.

"You idiot! What are you doing?" asked the judge.

"Mah lawyer said dat wif dis evidence Ah be goin' to Cancun!" Simpscoon eeked.

The judge shook his head. "Get your ears syringed out, nigger. What he said was 'you're going to the can, coon!"

Why did OJ and Nicole-the-Burner break up?

Incompatible golf styles---she was a hooker and he was a slicer.

[Jigga Booboo]

how do you stop nigletts from jumping on the bed?




install velcro on the ceiling

How do you get them down from the ceiling?

Invite some mexicans over and tell them that the nigletts are Piñatas.

[Col angus]

Now Apes Are Considered People

[Eoppen]

Now Apes Are Considered People

Niggers Are Always Considerable Pain

North American Apes Causing Problems

[Bluegum revival]

How do you get them down from the ceiling?

Invite some mexicans over and tell them that the nigletts are Piñatas.

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aspiring Rockfish]

Just found this thread. I'm really going to have to go through the whole thing so I don't miss out on any awesome jokes...:thup Jack Daniels time.

[Intolerant]

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When you get done, check out my collection on my blog...

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[KoonShine]

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[No_Limit_Cracka]

What's the most insulting thing you can call a nigger?

Employed.

[GibsMeDat]

I see niggers are complaining that there are no blacks on American Pickers. So Spike Lee is the new host. First series filmed in a cotton field.

:lol

[Tuskegee]

I see niggers are complaining that there are no blacks on American Pickers. So Spike Lee is the new host. First series filmed in a cotton field.

:lol

I see niggers picking through the garbage cans at gas stations all the time looking for cans. It thought it would be funny to throw a few rat traps inside and get the video of it snapping on its hand. :lol

[I hate 'em!]

I see niggers picking through the garbage cans at gas stations all the time looking for cans. It thought it would be funny to throw a few rat traps inside and get the video of it snapping on its hand. :lol

Please, please, please do!

[niggerflusher]

Nigger ballerinas can't do splits cause they'd stick to the floor. :sgt

[AntiNig]

What's brown and runny?





Usain Bolt.

[YouKnowMe]

How long does it take a female nigger to take a shit?? Nine Months:bricks

[Knowumsane?]

A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, .. . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?"