The nigger joke thread

[Mopar]

What did the little nigglet say when Santa Clause came down the chimney saying, "Ho ho ho!"?
"Where's ma mamma, mutha phucka?"

[CoonTownYT]

Our very own newsbot posted this one :rofl

A black guy walks into a job centre and says; "Right, Thats It!. I'm tired of living off benfits, i came to this country legally and i wonna give something back with some hard, honest work. i really can't explain how much i no longer wonna sponge of the tax-payers money"
The guy working at the job centre says; "Well my friend, i belive today is your lucky day. we recently had a job opening. you will have to look after a millionaires georgeous nymphomanic daughter, follow her around the world and keep her company on her trips abroud. you will be given a 3 bedroom apartment above the garage at there estate and all meals/cleaning will be done for you by the help they have already. the starting sallery is $2,000,00 a year. your main job will really be to keep the millionairs daughter in check"
The black mans jaw drops; "your fuckin kidding me" he says amazed
The Job centre man smiles; "you started it"

[Mountain_Dweller]

A couple of short jokes:


Q: What do you call something transparent lieing in a ditch?
A: A nigger you have kicked the shit out of!



Q: What does a Somalian nigger do when he finds a piece of bread?
A: He opens a restaurant!



Q: What do you throw to a drowning nigger?
A: A brick!



Q: How do you make a nigger starve to death?
A: Hide the welfare check under the soap.



Q: What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix


Q: What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
A: When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.



Q: Why don't niggers take aspirin?
A: They refuse to pick the cotton out.


-nigbongo-nigbongo-nigbongo

[kentucky_fried_genocide]

Q. why do niggers stink?

A. so blind people can hate them too.


Q. whats another word for cocoon?

A. Ni-nigger


whats the difference between a pizza and a nigger? the pizza can feed a family
picnic table and a nig? table can support a family

[CanuckRedneck]

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."

THe next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"

Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"

[Wintermute]

A scientific institute in South Africa conducted some anthropology tests. They took a Boer, an Englishman & a nigger & locked them in separate rooms, bare except for two stainless steel spheres. An hour later they observed them via CCTV. They found that the Boer was using his spheres as dumbells & was pumping iron, the Englishman put them under his head as a pillow & was asleep, while the nigger had lost one & broken the other.

[Coonbatter]

Subject: ST. PETER at the PEARLY GATES & the LIE-CLOCKS

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Barrack Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[Eramvie]

Farrah Fawcett died and went to Heaven. Once there, she was asked by one of The Great Creator's most trusted representatives the one wish that she had for the people who still remained on earth.

She paused, and looked very thoughtful. "I'd like it if all children on earth could be safe," she said.

And then Michael Jackson died...

:jacko

[Onemondayruinsaweekend]

three niggers walk into a bar the bartender looks up and says

get the fuck out

[Around Blacks Don't Relax]

why do niggers wear wide-brimmed caps?

to keep pigeons from shitting on their bottom lip.
:rofl

[Dwight Mansburden]

Did you hear about the nigger that committed suicide while driving his Cadillac Escalade at 115 mph?

He stuck his head out the window and was beaten to death by his lips, gnomesain? :lol

:dats

[GENERAL HILL]

What's dumber than a nigger ??





Nothing !!

[DemMeskinsBeRayciss]

The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, today we be niggers and niggers come after Mexicans!"

I don't get it.

[DrKingsNightmare]

I don't get it.
They were being called in alphabetical order. African-Americans, black people, colored people, coons would probably have been next, but they would have got to "Mexicans" before they hit "niggers".

[fiftycalbert]

here is one....
who was kunta kinte's prostitute sister?


renta cunta!

[-=SpadeH8r=-]

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne???..........Acne waits for a kid to turn 13 before it comes on his fase.....:popcorn

[Troublemick]

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit. :curtsey

[Around Blacks Don't Relax]

how do you keep a nigger out of your back yard?

hang one in the front! :owned

what's purple and sits on a porch?

it's my nigger I'll paint him whatever color I want to! :party

how do you make a nigger starve to death?

hide the KFC in the bathtub! -cheers

what do you call 10 niggers driving over a cliff in a Honda?

a - a waste, you could fit 14 :fmbly:fmbly
b - a waste of a honda :mock

[No Spooks]

Knock, Knock...

Who's there?

Carloada...

Carloada who?

Carloada niggers at your front door.:fmbly:run

[coon cage]

How does a nigger pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalog.

hat is the title of the nigger's favorite how-to-book?
"How to Steal, Rape and Murder".

When a nigger throws a party, what do his guests drive?
Their homes - they live in their cars.

Why did the nigger rush to the discount store?

The ad said: "Whites for salef!"

Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers?
Niggers have a bigger nose.

What time is bed time at the nigger's house?
When the cheap booze runs out.

What do niggers and a jockeys both ride?
Animals.

What is the worst stain on a nigger's underwear?
Watermelon.

sorry if there are any reposts

[Chris]

A nigger finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. When he sees the nigger he says, "Oh, shit. What do you want?" The nigger says, "I want a bridge from America to Africa made out of pure gold." The genie says, "Are you fucking crazy? You know how much gold that would take? That is impossible. Pick something else." So the nigger says, "OK, I want all the little nigger children to be just as smart and good looking as the White children." The genie says, "OK, so that bridge, you want it to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?"

[Chris]

A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.

[Chris]

Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!

[Justin Igger]

Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $1 Million to pose nude in the January issue...

Michelle Obama got the same offer from National Geographic...

[GibsMeDat]

Fuck could you imagine that hideous cunt naked??? Brrwwwyuk !!

[Chris]

Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $1 Million to pose nude in the January issue...

Michelle Obama got the same offer from National Geographic...
:rofl

[Chris]

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

[Chris]

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.

[Brainsanitizer]

A french man and a nigger buck sit next to each other on the bus to work every morning and each morning the frenchman smells his fingers and sofly says, "Fifi".

After many days of this, the nigger finally wants to know and says, "Whys you sniff yo fingas and says Fifi everah monin?"

The frenchman replied, "Well I miss my wife very much when I'm away, so every morning before I leave I put my fingers into her vagina so I'll have the smell to remind me of her all day."

"Damn dats sounds nice!" says the nigger, "Iz hafta try dat!"

The next morning the frenchman repeated his ritual and looked at the nigger inquisitively. The nigger runs his big nose from his shoulder clear to the tips of his fingers inhaling deeply and says, "Shaquanda!"

:bbl

[BlondNblue]

2 coworkers, a white guy and a nigger buck always had lunch at the same time everyday, and everyday the white guy has a humongous lunch and always a napkin that has sexy messages written on it from his wife.
So one day the nigger says "alright, you gots ta tell me, everyday you has big lunches and love notes and you walk around wif a great big smile all day; why come is dat and could you teach me how to does it?"?"
Well, all it takes is poetry...i whisper poetry in her ear when we go to bed and it's like instant horney pills, then we have sex half the night...and thats how come i have these awesome lunches.
The nigger says "Oh man, could give me an example of you poetry?"
I sure can; "Roses are red and Violets are Blue, i am so damn hot, i can't get enough of you" i just make them up right then and there every night...it works like a charm!!!
So the next day the nigger comes into work with a bloody lip, bit ear, a swollen shut eye and scratches all over his arms and face.
"Whoa!!!! what the hell happened to you, did you have an auto accident on your way in this morning?" asks the white guy.
"Naw man...i tooks you advice and whispered some poetry in my wife's ear and man, she like a to stomped me till i had to call da police."
"What the hell?" says the white guy, what exactly did you do?"
"Well i leaned over and as softly as i could, i whispered my poetry in her ear".
"Yeah well that sounds like you were doing everything right, how did your poem go?"
The nigger says "mys poetry went likes dis:
"Nappy head, Nappy head
Eyes like a frog
Get down on all fours
And let me fuck you like a dog"

:rimshot

[nuken]

This isn't a joke, just an observation.... I googled afreakan inventions and clicked on top-10 niglet inventions. One of the top 10 was the super soaker water gun. It made me think, If one of your top 10 contributions to society is a water gun, you must be a nigger....

[Just1workingguy]

Hussein obama walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".

The bartender pours, and hussein downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".

The bartender pours another. hussein downs it and says "Another".

As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"

hussein says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to that monkey face bitch, and today I go home a little early to surprise her,
and I find my best friend, my best friend, in bed having sex with her."

The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."

hussein says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"


:approved:gorilla:ape

[Just1workingguy]

Michelle obama was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."

She did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again, she did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."


:gorilla:approved:dance-nigbongo:ape

[HateFugginNiggers]

How can a blind man drive without hitting every thing? Just give a nigger directions to where you wanna go and drive close enough to follow it's stinky sent.

[YTISFEDUP]

Michelle obama was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."

She did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again, she did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."


:gorilla:approved:dance-nigbongo:ape
HAHAHAHA, never heard that one.

[berly]

{{sorry if its a repeat, I'm new and haven't gone through everything yet}}

Q ~ Why is there a cotton ball at the top of a pill bottle?

A~ To remind niggers that they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

[Lyzander]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?":

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?

[Around Blacks Don't Relax]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?":

This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?
well done


why do police dogs lick their assholes?
to get the taste of niggers out of their mouth
(sorry if thats a repeat)

[Around Blacks Don't Relax]

what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? he was his grandparents hanging from it:party:party

[Troublemick]

A nigger dies and is at the pearly gates with Peter. Peter say to him, " You know we dont let niggers in here." The nigger replys that he loves white people and he even married a white women in his home state of Alabama. Peter replys, when did you do this? He looks at his watch and says about 10 min. ago.

An three story aparment building has niggers on one floor, mexicans on another and white folks on the third floor. The building catches fire at 1:00 PM. Who survives?

The white family.. the kids were at school and the parents at work

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Mopar]

What do you call nigger kids playing in the leaves? RASINBRAND

[Mopar]

What do you call a retarded nigger?
Midnight Special

[Mopar]

The Obama girls are in English class and the following dialogue occurred:

Teacher: Girls do you know how to spell dictate?
Malia: Yes, D-Y- …

Teacher: No, not Y.
Malia: D-I-C-K

Teacher: No not K.
Malia: D-I-C-T-A-T-E

Teacher: Yes you got it. That’s great. Now can you use that word in a sentence?

Malia: Yes, I think so. Sasha say that daddy’s DICTATE goooo:lol

[Mopar]

Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ”Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!’

[Mopar]

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"

[Whitey Ford]

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"
:lol:potd:thup

[bleach473]

KFC: Listen up, niggers!! We have a deal for you shit skinned apes!! You can get three pieces of
chicken for free if you order three buckets of the KFC chicken of your choice!!
Woah, you said free, mister??? Heck yeah I did, that's right niggers, you get three pieces
FREE if you order three buckets!! Deal only valid at any participating KFC in the US.
So, what are you waiting for, you worthless pack of savage apes, eat here today!!!


Nigger: "Dat dealzzz beez goodzz 'n sheet!! I beez goin' to KFC n' sheet, I beez gettin' thwee pieczz of
chickunzz 'n sheet fwee!!"

(Nigger drives to local KFC)


KFC: Welcome to KFC, may I take your order?

Nigger: "Uh, yeazz I beez wantin' twee buckas' of chickunzz 'n sheet, wit tha twee pieczz
of chickunzz fwee!!!


KFC: Sorry, this deal is only limited to 50 famblies for each participating KFC.


*Nigger chimps out*

KFC: Sir, we do not tolerate that behavior here, please leave; there is a Popeye's a couple blocks down, if
you're too damn lazy to drive to the other KFC a couple streets down.

[Intolerant]

:picard

[Mopar]

You guys know about eharmony right? Well I went and signed up. Boy was I disappointed . Well I guess Its back to jrk

[No Spooks]

How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows! No one has found any nigger that will do some work!

[KFCISFORNIGGERS]

You guys know about eharmony right? Well I went and signed up. Boy was I disappointed . Well I guess Its back to jrk

:rofl:rofl

[Around Blacks Don't Relax]

How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows! No one has found any nigger that will do some work!

nice. i would also suggest one that incorporates their dark skin and how they would be hard to see in the darkness, but im no joke writer.:coffee

[No Mo Afro]

why dont sharks eat niggers
they think its whale shit:rofl

[No Spooks]

nice. i would also suggest one that incorporates their dark skin and how they would be hard to see in the darkness, but im no joke writer.:coffee

What do you call a 1000 niggers skydiving?

Night.

[No Spooks]

What's the first thing that goes through a nigger's mind when he gets hit by a car?

His asshole.

[TobyWhipper]

A nigger is sitting on a porch drinking a 40, when a gay liberal niggerlover walks by. The niggerlovering fag walks up to the nigger and asks him if he would like a blow job.

The nigger gets up and starts kicking the living shit out of him.

He smashes his face in with numerous heavy blows and then proceeds to kick him all over the street beating the niggerloving fag within an inch of his life. The niggerlover crawls away bleeding and crying.

His friend Tyrone who watched the whole thing from his porch across the street walks over and says,
"Yo dawg, da fug was dat? Wut dat muddafukka say to you?"

To which the nigger replies..

"I dint unnerstand all ubs it. But he definitely offered me some kind of job."

[No Spooks]

A nigger is sitting on a porch drinking a 40, when a gay liberal niggerlover walks by. The niggerlovering fag walks up to the nigger and asks him if he would like a blow job.

The nigger gets up and starts kicking the living shit out of him.

He smashes his face in with numerous heavy blows and then proceeds to kick him all over the street beating the niggerloving fag within an inch of his life. The niggerlover crawls away bleeding and crying.

His friend Tyrone who watched the whole thing from his porch across the street walks over and says,
"Yo dawg, da fug was dat? Wut dat muddafukka say to you?"

To which the nigger replies..

"I dint unnerstand all ubs it. But he definitely offered me some kind of job."

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Mopar]

A nigger pimp runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an white cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a nigger, and is certain wiser than any white. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the white's expense!!
White cop says," License and registration, please."
Nigger says, "What for?"
White cop replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign."
Nigger says , "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
White cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License And registration, please."
Niggerr says, "What's the difference?"
White cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.. License and registration, please!"
Nigger says, "If you can show me the legal difference between "slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.."
White cop says, "Sounds fair.. Exit your vehicle, Sir."
The Nigger exits his vehicle. The White cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f**k out of the Nigger with it and says:
"Ok, now, Sir, do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

[Mopar]

As the snow flies, on a cold and grey Shitcongo mornin a lil welfare check drops into a pot in the ghetto...And his mammy cried...
Cause if there's one thing that she don't need it's DCS takin her money away in the ghet-to.

As the world turns, there's a lil ole nigglett with a big monkey nose, shukkin and jivin as the cold wind blows in the ghet-to...And gets it's muh-dikk on

People don't you understand? The nigglets need a .223 implant...Or we're gonna have a fuxated world one day

One night out of desperation the boonlet breaks away. It steals and gun and jacks a car and he tries to run but he don't get far--because he's a nigger and was too stupid to read the gas guage.

As the crowd gathers round, another good nigger facedown in the street with a gun in his hand in the ghet-to...They say it's YT's fault...He was gonna be a star affalete some day...

As the shit flies...On a cold and grey shitcongo mornin another gibs me nigger is born in the ghet-to...And it's mammy cried...

[Mopar]

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy..'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.

I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'
__________________
Thank you Jesus for not making me a greasy ass nigger!

[Mopar]

I found this last night. Click the first link:lol http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/9/6/34041/87727

[Ronald McGregor]

Why is the shit missing from nigger palms and nigger feet?


God was experimenting with holding tape before he invented the suction cup.


Why are nigger snouts flat?


God did not invent the suction cup in time.

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[The_Master]

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

[dagermanman]

What do you call a nigger on the moon?

A PROBLEM!

What do you call 2 niggers on the moon?

A PROBLEM!

What do you call all the niggers on the moon?

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!!

[GibsMeDat]

Nigger walks into a bar and says " Barman, could you recommend a good port?"

The barman says, " yeah New York so fuck off back to Afreeka."

[kentuckyfriednigger]

Hope it isn't a dupe;

I went to see "Madagascar 2" with my young nephew.

Afterwards he asked me, "Uncle, is this film true? Is Africa really full of all these dumb creatures that all look identical and just laze around all day?"

"Yes it is, Billy," I replied. "We call them niggers."

[GibsMeDat]

What do you call a Nigger with 3 eyes?

a NIIIGER !!:D

[Swagman]

A vile niglet comes up to me the other day to see if I wanted a water fight. I told it to come back in 20 minutes so I could boil the water :lol:rofl

[rope_therapy]

Finding two toys in a packet of cereal is a bit like running over a sheboon, then realising she was pregnant.

*********************

What have Gardening tools and People got in common?
The Hoes are always with the Spades.

**********************

"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."

Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"

*******************
Why do councils put lamp posts so far apart?

To stop niggers swinging to work

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I remember a black guy I knew who went to prison for theft. I asked him 'what's prison like?'

'all i do is sit in my cell, looking at the concrete floor and steel bars.'

Steal bars? they will steal anything those coons.

*******************

[haywood]

I would fucking love to see Sarah Naked!thumbsup:darwin

[KFCISFORNIGGERS]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/5299/1259160404923.jpg

[Dwight Mansburden]

http://img2.pict.com/4f/5a/d2/2058146/0/chocbreakfast.jpg

[Streetsmart]

Lawdy, lawdy, Cletus...
Now lookin at ole' Duke, you jus know he ain't white
http://www.chimpout.com/forum/imagehosting/69704b1029c89125c.jpg

THE OLD MOTOR
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk
of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital
for the birth of their first child.
The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old
gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'
The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth
of their second child. The same nurse was attending
the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.
She said, 'Sir, you are something else.. How do you manage it?'
The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their
third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the
delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said,
'Well, you surely are something else!
How do you do it?'
The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the
old motor running.'
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:
Well, I guess it's time to change the oil.. This one's black.'

[manbearpig]

Q: what's the difference between a nigger sow's pussy and a bowling ball?


A: if you really had to, you could eat a bowling ball...

[manbearpig]

http://www.chimpout.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1607&stc=1&d=1259881645

I Shot this 30 point nigger this morning out of my box stand overlooking a watermelon patch down wind of a chicken coop

[manbearpig]

I just got my xmas lights out, and they remind me of niggers. They're all chained together, only half the fuckers work, and they look better hanging from a tree...
:point

[haywood]

:lmao

That one's new to me!

Best one I've heard in years!!:rofl:picard:darwin:bald

[KoonDawg]

I just got my xmas lights out, and they remind me of niggers. They're all chained together, only half the fuckers work, and they look better hanging from a tree...
:point

:lmao

-cheers

:rofl

[The_Swede_Ya]

This elderly Chinese Gentleman sat quietly by the serene lake skipping stones off of the placid surface. Each time he would pitch a rock it would chime out, "Ching.....Chang...Chong..." With each skip of each stone the melodic, "Ching.....Chang...Chong..." would resonate.

Meanwhile along comes a nosey Nigger buck who aks the Chinaman, "Wha ya doin daya, lil' yellow china man?" The elderly Chinese gentleman turns to the Nigger Buck and says, " I skip da lock on da rotter...when lock stlike sulface, it skip and say name of most honable ancestahs..you rotch how I do now..." The chinaman skips another rock across the waters surface which again sings out, "Ching.....Chang...Chong..."

"Hey!" exclaims the Nigger. "dat be fat, yall..you thanks dat i woods hear da names ah ma kinfolk if'n I tries?" The chinaman looks at the Nigger blankly and shrugs..."dont' leary know...but niggah can tly" the Chinaman tell the Nigger.

The Nigger reaches down and picks up several small flat rocks. He fires one at the surface of the lake and it goes "Keplunk" the Chinaman says to the Nigger, "oh ancestor no can swim" the Nigger asks, "you can sees da past by da way da rock hit do water, too?" Chinaman responds, "No, it genelal knowidge Niggah can no swim..but nevelmind dat...you not frow lock collectly...frow lock side ray..."

The Nigger winds up, throwing the rock across the water, skipping it ever so perfectly. "Chim...Pan...Zee!" the rock chimed out as it skipped. Stunned the Nigger stares blankly at the water..."You hea name of ancestah?" asks the Chinaman. The Nigger looks back at the water and says, "yo, dat be boo-she-iiit!" Agitated, the Nigger skips another rock across the water...."Chim...Pan...Zee!" the rock sings out louder...

The Nigger starts Chimping out, and sidearms one rock after the next across the surface of the lake, hearing the same sound over and over...."Chim...Pan...Zee!" Enraged with huge nostrils flaring, the Buck Nigger picks up a 200 pound rock in a fit of rage and hurls it into the the lake... "BABOON!"

:gorilla:point

[NiggerPie]

Here is a couple.....

What is white and has a black asshole?

The White House!



Why did it take so long to find the dead after Hurricane Katrina?

They didn't smell any worse than when they were alive!

[NI66ER]

Why do automobile accidents involving niggers almost always result in a fatality for the niggers?







Upon impact all the chicken bones under the seats come flying out like a claymore mine going off.

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS !! CAN I GO NOW?"

[KoonDawg]

The Twelve Days Of Kwanzaa

On the first day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a watermelon on a paper plate
On the second day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me two illigimate kids
On the third day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me three welfare checks
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me four chicken dinners
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me five basketball players
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a six Mexican beers
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me seven golden teeth
On the eighth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me eight grams of crack
On the ninth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me nine barbequed ribs
On the tenth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me ten jive CDs
On the eleventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a eleven stolen TVs
On the twelfth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me 12 nappy-headed hos

[haywood]

The Twelve Days Of Kwanzaa

On the first day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a watermelon on a paper plate
On the second day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me two illigimate kids
On the third day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me three welfare checks
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me four chicken dinners
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me five basketball players
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a six Mexican beers
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me seven golden teeth
On the eighth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me eight grams of crack
On the ninth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me nine barbequed ribs
On the tenth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me ten jive CDs
On the eleventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a eleven stolen TVs
On the twelfth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me 12 nappy-headed hos

Andz a' pak :darwin:baldo' newpoats in a peartree!

[Ronald McGregor]

I just got my xmas lights out, and they remind me of niggers. They're all chained together, only half the fuckers work, and they look better hanging from a tree...
:point
There's a few more punchlines to that joke:
They're colored, they're not very bright, and they belong outside.
They always attracting attention, they cost you a lot of money, and they're unemployable most of the year.

See the trees through the forest,
AND THE NIGGER THROUGH THE WOODS!

[Ronald McGregor]

How many niggers does it take to destroy a country?

Two. One dark one to destroy it, and one white one to let the dark one in.

[tweakstick]

"How many niggers does it take to destroy a country?

Two. One dark one to destroy it, and one white one to let the dark one in."


This is the problem. I can't blame downlowbama for the destruction of my country. I blame the white guilt that put him in office. Everybody knows how niggers act. Everyone should have known when they pulled that lever how this would go down.

Furthermore, I blame my ancestors that brought them here. We should have picked our own damn cotton.

Yes, blacks need slavemasters in order to survive, but that didn't mean that we had to bring them here. We should have left them in Africa and taken the plantations there. Africa could be a decent country if we had done that and America would be white, free and relatively crimeless.

[nigfreeillinois]

A man walked up to a woman on the street.

"Excuse me ma'am, but I am conducting a survey" He started. "Would you fuck a nigger for a thousand dollars cash?"

"Sure would!" the would-be coalburner replied.

"OK" said the man. "Now, would you fuck a dog for a thousand dollars?"

"HELL NO! Do YOU think I am into beastiality???" she said, with shock.

"Oh, we have already figured that out, now we are just excluding species."

[nigfreeillinois]

Double post, but with this joke, it may be worth it:

A fire broke out in L.A., in a small apartment building. There were four nigger famalies, and two white families in the building.

The news reported that the niggers all died in the blaze and the whites were OK.

Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton both heard about this and were outraged. They booked the next flight to L.A. to meet with the fire chief and get an apology and explanation.

There, in front of every media company that side of the Mississippi, was the fire chief and the two baboons.

Sharpton asked "Why are the whites still alive, and all the blacks dead in that fire?"

The chief responded:

"The adults were working, and their kids were at school."

[NoPorchMonkeysPlease]

What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face.


Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.

What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.


Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.


What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.


Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.

Why do niggers like baske ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.

[WhipCracker]

A joke from my 12 year old son:

How do you confuse a cop?









Say the white guy did it.:rofl -gtfo

[Maleficarum]

What's white on the bottom and black on top?

Rape.

:lol

[NigBeater]

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made."

THe next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?"

Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"




Q.If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called

A.KKK vs KFC!



Did you hear Hallmark was making an obama Christmas ornament?
They want to give Americans the gift they all want, that nigger hanging in a tree!

[NoPorchMonkeysPlease]

Why do niggers have nightmares?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot.

[Dwight Mansburden]

So Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux :

"Why dem Scuba divers always fall backways off dem boats?"

To which Thibodeaux replies:

"You dumb nigger - If dey falls forwards dey'd still be in de' boat."

[NoPorchMonkeysPlease]

Double post, but with this joke, it may be worth it:

A fire broke out in L.A., in a small apartment building. There were four nigger famalies, and two white families in the building.

The news reported that the niggers all died in the blaze and the whites were OK.

Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton both heard about this and were outraged. They booked the next flight to L.A. to meet with the fire chief and get an apology and explanation.

There, in front of every media company that side of the Mississippi, was the fire chief and the two baboons.

Sharpton asked "Why are the whites still alive, and all the blacks dead in that fire?"

The chief responded:

"The adults were working, and their kids were at school."

Isn't that the truth!!!rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

[Special KKK]

So, How come you can't find a nigger with Down Syndrome?...
Because God doesn't punish you twice!:goll

[oooga-booga]

These are freekin hilarious!!! Especially the one about the scuba divers... :lol:lmao:lol:al

[REAPER]

:what
Q: What's the best way to keep a nigger confused?







A: Ask him what's his daddy's last name!


Confusious say Mass Confusion: Fathers day in nigger town.

[Dwight Mansburden]

What's the best way to pick up a Haitian woman?

With a backhoe.


:lol

[niggerword]

Why can't you find trees in Harlem anymore ?


They put in public transportation !:ape

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

The BBC are planning a new multicultural children's programme about a nigger and the cocaine factory in its crib. It's going to be called Chocolate and the Charlie Factory.

A man looks out of his window and sees a nigger vandalizing his car by jumping on it. So he dials the cops and says 'there's a big buck nigger dancing on my windscreen, can you send the police round please?' The despatch lady calmly tells him not to use that kind of language and asks him to use "PC language", so he replies "Zulu-Tango-Sierra!"

[NightRaider]

What's white on the bottom and black on top?

Rape.

:lol

Unfortunately this one is too true to be funny. 100 beautiful white women viciously raped every day by these animals.

[mechanical_digger]

My apologies if this is a repeat, haven't read the entire thread yet due to pissing myself laughing.

One day a Southern guy walks into a lawyer's office and declares, "Id like ta get a dayvorce". The attorney asked him, "Please tell me why you want a divorce. Have you and your wife drifted apart?"
"Well, no", the man replied.
"Does she complain a lot? You know, is she a nagger?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, no" replied the man. "She's a little white gal but our new baby is a nagger and that's why I want a dayvorce!"

[tweakstick]

This was posted right after the Saints won last night. It fired the niggers up pretty good:



Let me see if I understand the game now... (???)

OK... So if I understand this right, a handfull of smart white guys including two really smart rich white guys tell a bunch of stupid black men to run into each other for bling, big screens and cars. After they are done hitting each other at full chimp force on the field, one team is declared the winner. Afterwards, the black fans riot and tear up the city and destroy public and private property no matter which team wins.

Do I have a handle on the game now?





I wonder who could have posted such a racist slur?

[whiteboy88]

:roflSorry if this is a repete. What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!

[mechanical_digger]

I'm American but have quite a few British ex-pat pals here, and I'm absolutely enamoured with Cockney rhyming slang. For those who don't know about this, look at my own screen name, mechanical digger, rhymes with nigger. Then upon observing monkeyshines humans can exclaim, "For fucks sake, can you believe these bloody mechanicals?" They're referring to niggers without actually having to say the dreaded word, it's clever and hilarious.

Would UK Chimpers please submit more Cockney rhyming slang terms for nigger? Thanks!

(Dearest Admin, could this possibly be moved so Chimpers can contribute? Cheers!)

[Dr Fartin Looter Bling]

What do Apples and Niggers have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.:lol

[Isaac Uminmassa]

Roses is Red
Violets is blue
I'se got a knife
Now get in the fuckin' van, biatch!

[Isaac Uminmassa]

I went round my friend's house the other day, and he showed me a VHS of him kicking the shit out of a Nigger.

I was shocked!

I mean, who the fuck uses VHS these days?

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The Metropolitan Police in London are looking for a man who randomly attacks Niggers.

I phoned them , but apparently it's not a job.

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We've been having some deep snow recently in the UK, and the Weather Office have advised drivers to take a spade and a flask of hot coffee.

If you get stuck, the spade can push your car while you drink the coffee.

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I hope Nigeria play Germany at the upcoming World Cup in South Africa. It'll be funny to see NIG - GER in the corner of the TV screen...

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A farmer in Yorkshire sees in the distance, a guy bending over drinking water from his stream. He shouts "Ey oop lad, tha dant want to be drinking that theer watter. Its fool of '
orse shite and cows piss."

The guy turns around, and the farmer notices that he is black as the Ace of Spades. " Ah's sorry suh, I is from Nigeria, could you please speak a little slower?"

"Ok" says the farmer "If you use two hands, my friend, you'll find you'll be able to drink it a lot quicker"

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My Grandma's a funny old dear. She just knitted me a green sweater with I HATE NIGGERS on the front of it.

I said to her "Nan, I can't wear that in public!"

She said "Why ever not?"

I said "Just look at it. It's green!"

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There'splenty more wher they camefrom!!:jest

[Isaac Uminmassa]

I'm American but have quite a few British ex-pat pals here, and I'm absolutely enamoured with Cockney rhyming slang. For those who don't know about this, look at my own screen name, mechanical digger, rhymes with nigger. Then upon observing monkeyshines humans can exclaim, "For fucks sake, can you believe these bloody mechanicals?" They're referring to niggers without actually having to say the dreaded word, it's clever and hilarious.

Would UK Chimpers please submit more Cockney rhyming slang terms for nigger? Thanks!

(Dearest Admin, could this possibly be moved so Chimpers can contribute? Cheers!)


Although not Cockney Rhyming Slang, my fave is "Spade" from "Black as the Ace of Spades".

There's also "Egg", for "Egg and Spoon", "Coon". Apparently, in the old days (1950's!!), a Nigger who hadn't come to the attention of the police was called a "Good Egg".

Again, not sure if its actually Rhyming Slang, but "Nig Nog", which rhymes with "Wog".Both were words you heard a lot up til 20 years ago or so, very rare nowadays.

[Kingfish]

Q: How can you get 27 niggers in the back of a pol-eece car?
A: Throw in a piece of KFC.

[Eramvie]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obongo fans.

Not really knowing what an Obongo fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obongo fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obongo?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he was a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obongo fan."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/evamarie/Lad%20Stuff/2r6ctgg.gif

[GibsMeDat]

I'm American but have quite a few British ex-pat pals here, and I'm absolutely enamoured with Cockney rhyming slang. For those who don't know about this, look at my own screen name, mechanical digger, rhymes with nigger. Then upon observing monkeyshines humans can exclaim, "For fucks sake, can you believe these bloody mechanicals?" They're referring to niggers without actually having to say the dreaded word, it's clever and hilarious.

Would UK Chimpers please submit more Cockney rhyming slang terms for nigger? Thanks!

(Dearest Admin, could this possibly be moved so Chimpers can contribute? Cheers!)

Ones I remember...

Fergal Sharkey...darkie

Lemonade.....spade

Cul-De-Sac.....black

Macaroon....coon

chocolate frog.....wog

[manbearpig]

Chocolate Frog... :rofl

That's a new one on me....

[KoonDawg]

"I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked what was commonly found in cells. Apparently "niggers" was not the right answer."

[SparklinWiggles]

Nigger Tries to Take Human College Exam

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-random-5-22.jpg

[nochimp]

I failed my biology exam last Friday.

I was asked to name something commonly found in cells.

Apparently “Black People” was not the right answer…

[xcyrsist]

Nigger Tries to Take Human College Exam

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-random-5-22.jpg

:rofl

[xcyrsist]

http://maser-media.org/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/obamas-brain-300x243.png


Obama’s Brain Scan

President Obama went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: “Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”

Obama interrupted, “Well, um, like that’s normal, isn’t it? Um, I thought everybody had um two sides to their brain?”

The doctor replied, “That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the right side there isn’t anything left, while on the left side there seems to be a tiny teleprompter receptor implanted.”

[Calabrese]

Did you hear about KK Knievel??

He jumped 50 niggers with a cement roller.

[Eramvie]

http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/2766/urbane.jpg

[Bunny violence]

What do niggers and slinkies have in common? Both totally fucking useless, but damn if i don't smile when I push them down the stairs:rofl

[Bunny violence]

I was taking a test for biology the other day. Apparantly "Niggers" are NOT something found in cells. Who knew?:think

[baltihater]

So a she-beast comes in to work to be interviewed. When I sit down with her I thank her for coming in, as is customary. She gets a really strange look on her face like I had just told her having a job means working. After a few more minutes, and using her name a few more times, she interrupts and tells me I have been saying her name wrong.

So on the application her name was spelled "La-a" which I had been pronouncing "Luhuh". I place the application in front of her and ask "Isn't that your name?" She tells me it is so I ask "How is it pronounced?"

*This is the best part*

She tells the "The dash aint be silent." Now I have a confused look on my face. Stuttering, I ask "The, the dash aint be silent?" "Yea, La-dash-a."

Holy shit. These nigs drive me nuts like a steering wheel hanging from my zipper.

[CM0431]

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father’s Day.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That’s where God put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

[SparklinWiggles]

So a she-beast comes in to work to be interviewed. When I sit down with her I thank her for coming in, as is customary. She gets a really strange look on her face like I had just told her having a job means working. After a few more minutes, and using her name a few more times, she interrupts and tells me I have been saying her name wrong.

So on the application her name was spelled "La-a" which I had been pronouncing "Luhuh". I place the application in front of her and ask "Isn't that your name?" She tells me it is so I ask "How is it pronounced?"

*This is the best part*

She tells the "The dash aint be silent." Now I have a confused look on my face. Stuttering, I ask "The, the dash aint be silent?" "Yea, La-dash-a."

Holy shit. These nigs drive me nuts like a steering wheel hanging from my zipper.


:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[BlondNblue]

I don't know if'n this one is already in here, but here goes anyway.

A little white boy and a buck niglet were walking to School one day and after a bit the little niglet says: "Hey cracka, my daddy has hims a pimp out Pink Caddylack and when you blow da horn dat bitsh goes "Hon-key, Hon-key, Hon-key"...and the niglet just starts rolling on the ground at his own joke be so funny an sheit. So the little white boy said..."Hell with that, that's lame...my Daddy bought a brand new Chainsaw and when you start it and give it gas it goes like this: "Rrrrun, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, Run, Rrrun, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger"


well i guess you had to be there :lol

*make chainsaw sound effects when saying Run, nigger, nigger. thumbsup

[KoonDawg]

Anybody who builds a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it with niggers is a genius.

[MESAG]

Anybody who builds a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it with niggers is a genius.

Well said.

[Tyrone McChicken]

So an airplane is losing elevation because of engine failure. The pilot over the intercom told everyone that they would have to start releasing passengers, by alphabetical order, of course.

So he said "We'll start with A. Any Africans on board?"

No one replied.

"B. Any blacks on board?"

Again, no one replied.

"C. Any colored people on board?"

No one.

A little nigger boy looks to his mom and says "momma, ain't we African-American, black, and colored?"

His momma replies "No, today we niggers. Let them Mexicans jump first."

So the boy looks at a Mexican kid sittin' next to him and starts laughing.

The Mexican starts laughing back and says, "I'm a wetback, so get ready to jump, nigger!"

kkk

[Tyrone McChicken]

What do you say to a nigger in a 3 piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

What do you do when you see a nigger struggling in your front yard?
Stop laughing and reload.

What's the different between St. Patrick's Day and MLK day?
On St. Patrick's day, everyone wants to be Irish.

Remember the nigger on the Jetsons?
Of course not. Isn't the future great?

[Tyrone McChicken]

Why do niggers have nightmares?
'Cos the only one that had a dream was shot.

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So the birds don't shit on their lips.

Why do niggers walk so funny?
'Cos they spent their first 9 months dodging a coat hanger.

What do you call a nigger woman who gets an abortion?
A crime stopper.

[Tyrone McChicken]

A nigger and a White man are arguing over what color God is.

So finally the nigger gets on his knees and asks God.. "What color are you?"

God responds, "I am what I am."

The nigger laughs and tells the White man, "I told you God was a brutha."

The White man says "He said 'I am what I am,' not 'I is what I is.'"

[Taylor]

Don't know if this one is out here or not-


What do you get when you crossbreed a nigger and a gorilla?


...a really stupid gorilla...

[mechanical_digger]

Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. God decided that she'd led a good enough life to be granted one wish. "I wish for all the children of the world to be safe", she said. So God killed Michael Jackson.

[nigfreeillinois]

Obongo is imposing a new 40% tax on aspirin...






Because it is white and it works!

[Ronald McGregor]

Obongo is imposing a new 40% tax on aspirin...






Because it is white and it works!


:lol
A new twist on an old joke. Unfortunately aspirin is already marked-up over 40%

[Black Betty]

A wigger goes to a public bathroom and sees a nigger with 2 inch dick.
Wigger: hollah, yo dick beez longer than my 1 inch dick!
Nigger: u coon has one jist leek mine
Wigger: spread the love nigger, how can I make it so long?
Nigger: tie a couple of bricks to your dick and let it stretch out

two weeks later:

Nigger: yo, how is your dick?
Wigger: I'm half way there broddah!
???
It's still 1 inch but it already turned blue then black!

[Black Betty]

A Russian, Brit, Frenchmen and a nigger on a plane. 10 min before landing pilot announces:
I have bad news, we don't have enough fuel to reach the landing strip. If we don't lighten the plane we never make it and all of us will die.

Brit: I will sacrifice myself so others may live. [Screams "God Save the Queen!" and jumps out]

Pilot: Sorry fellas, we are almost there, but we are still too heavy.

Frenchmen: I will sacrifice myself so others may live. [Screams "Viva la France!" and jumps out]

Pilot: Great, we almost made it but we still will be few feet short to land safely.

Russian: Oh fuck it! [Screams "Fuck Africa!" and throws the nigger out]

[Dwight Mansburden]

FOX NEWS CAVES IN TO PRESSURE:

In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black people on their network, FOX has announced that they will air " America 's Most Wanted" TWICE a week from now on.

[The_Swede_Ya]

FOX NEWS CAVES IN TO PRESSURE:

In response to President Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black people on their network, FOX has announced that they will air " America 's Most Wanted" TWICE a week from now on.

:rofl

[Defcoon-1]

What do a diamond and a ghetto lobster have in common?







Both are chunks of coal made good by high temperatures.

[The_Swede_Ya]

When fixing anything on a vehicle, around the house or in the office the term "Nigger-rigging" is no longer to be used. From now on we say we are, "Applying a Presidential Solution"
:lol :lol :lol

[Athena]

niggers need to be called niggers because they have forgotten their place, under the white peoples boots187 4 schwartzas

[catchacoon]

worst case of suicide hes ever seen:what

[Swampscum Bluegum]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/retractions/images/convict-in-electric-chair.jpg
What do you call a nigger that's just been burnt in the electric chair?






http://bushwarriors.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/smoked-monkey-head-on-grill.jpg

Kentucky Fried Bushmeat

[Patriot1976]

What do niggers and sperm have in common? * Only one in two million work!

Hear about the new gun called the nigger? * It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.

What would you call a world without blacks? * A Dream come true!

What is the New York State motto? * Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in Central park.”

What do you call a black man in a suit? * Defendant

What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? * “Will the defendant please rise.”

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? * A member of Crime stoppers of America

What happened to the black woman that had an abortion? * Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.

What’s the most popular transport in Harlem? * Police cars.

What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem? * Ambulances.

How do you get a black kid to take a shower? * Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.

If there are two black guys and a Mexican in a car, who’s driving? * The white cop.

Why did blacks evolve huge motherfucking lips? * Blacks discovered weed pipes hundreds of years ago.

Why is the world like a bag of Jelly Beans? * Everyone Hates the Black Ones!

What’s long, black, and smelly? * The unemployment line.

What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school? * Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by
* Three blacks? A victim.
* Twenty blacks? Coach
* Thirty blacks? Quarterback
* 200 blacks? Warden

Why don’t blacks use checks? * Because they find it too hard to sign their names in spray paint.

A white boy and a black boy are having a race down a tunnel. Who won? * The white boy, the nigger had to stop and spray paint “Muthafucka” on the wall.

What is a cocoon? * A black guy with a stutter

What’s black, orange, and very pretty? * A nigger on fire.

What do you have if you’ve got a nigger up to his neck in cement? * Not enough cement.

Why do police dogs lick their asses so much? * To get the taste of NIGGER out of their mouths!

Why doesn’t a black mom let her little boy play in the sand box? * She is afraid that the cat will come and cover it up!

Why aren’t there any sandboxes in Harlem? * Cats keep trying to bury the baby niggers.

Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive? * They think the smells coming from the outside.

What do you call a new born black baby * A pile of shit.

Why do blacks carry shit in their wallet? * Identification.

Why does the black man carry a turd in his wallet? * Identification.

Why don’t sharks attack blacks? * They mistake them for whale shit.

Why do blacks never get eaten by sharks? * Sharks like ‘em crispy but not burned.

How long does it take a nigger to shit? * Nine months

What is the difference between niggers and dog shit? * The dog shit will eventually dry up, turn white, and quite stinking.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a pile of shit? * After a while the shit turns WHITE, and doesn’t stink anymore!

What’s the difference between a nigger and a pile of cow shit? * The cow shit can be useful!

What is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? * The bucket.

What do poor black kids use instead of Play-Doh ? * Fresh dog shit.

Why do blacks want to be like old dry shit? * because its white and it smells less

Why don’t black girls wear panties when they go out to eat? * It keeps the flies off the pizza.

Why don’t blacks put Oder Eaters in their shoes? * Because it makes them disappear!

Why do blacks smell? * So blind people can hate them too!

Why do niggers have such flat noses? * When they are born the doctor drops them on the floor, steps on the back of their heads and jerks the tail out.

Why are niggers hands and feet white? * When God spray painted them black he said, “Up against the wall, Motherfuckers.”

What do you call a bunch of black guys under the C.N Tower? * Pubic Hair

Why do Niggers wear baggy pants? * To hide their tails.

How do you baby-sit black kids? * Wet their lips and stick them to the wall.

How do you keep nigger kids them from jumping on the bed? * Put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get them down from the ceiling? * Tell the little Mexican kids next door they’re a pinata.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers? * It comes in a spray can.

Why do niggers wear high heel shoes? * So their knuckles won’t drag on the ground

Why do niggers keep chickens in there backyard? * To teach there kid’s how to walk.

How do you kill a nigger? * Pop his lips

What do you get if you cross a nigger and a hedgehog? * A HEDGEWOG

What’s tattooed on the inside of every Negro’s lip? * Inflate to 50 psi.

Did you here about the new lipstick for niggers * It comes with a spray can

Why can’t niggers fly? * Their lips explode at 30,000 feet.

Why are there no nigger astronauts? * Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

Why do black women have such big purses? * To carry their lipstick.

What do you call a bunch of niggers buried up to their eyeballs? * Afro-turf

What do you call a nigger with a pale face? * Down a quart.

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? * So birds won’t shit on their lips

What do you call a nigger with yellow teeth? * Violet crumble

What do you call 10,000 niggers running down the street? * A mud slide.

Why don’t niggers drive convertibles? * They would get knocked out by their lips flying around (slapping together)

How do you stop a nigger kid from crying in the car? * Lick his lips and stick him to the window.

What do black girls and bears have in common? * They both suck their paws

Why was the wheelbarrow invented? * To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? * Skid marks in front of the dog.

What’s the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road? * The deer has skid marks in front of it

How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? * She locks the car doors.

How do you kill a nigger? * Throw 25 cents under a moving bus.

Why did all the blacks die in Vietnam? * When the sergeant said “Get down!”, they got up and started dancing.

If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be? * The brains of the outfit.

What is long and hard on a nigger? * First Grade

What is long and hard on a nigger? * The Fourth Grade.

What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of 68? * The “Martin Luther King Day” parade.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a nigger? * A dumb gorilla, you can never make a nigger any smarter!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a nigger? * Nothing, monkeys are too smart to fuck niggers!

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15? * Gifted.

What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 150? * Tribe.

What does PONTIAC stand for? * Poor old nigger thinks its a Cadillac.

What’s dumber than three wiggers trying to build a house underwater? * Three niggers trying to burn it down.

Why don’t niggers like country music? * Because when they hear hoe- down they think their sisters been shot

The nigger went to the doctor, and the doc said he was impotent. The nigger said “Dang now iz gotsta gets me a new suit”, and the doc asked why? * Well…If Iz gotsta be impawtent den iz wantsta looks impawtent

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger nigger? * Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Hear about the new gun called the nigger? * It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.

Why don’t black people like it when blacks and Mexicans have babies? * The kid might be too lazy to steal!

Why wouldn’t the black guy let his daughter marry the Mexican? * He figured the kids would grow up too lazy to steal.

What’s The Difference between a nigger and a pizza? * A pizza can feed a family!

What do you do after you see a nigger working hard? * Open your eyes, get up, get dressed, and make your bed. (there’s no such thing as a hard working nigger in real life)

What’s the difference between a broken-down car and a nigger? * The broken down car will probably work again one day.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? * He kept waking up twice a week.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? * They heard there were no jobs there.

How can you spot a Black masochist? * He’s the one working for a living.

How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? * He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

What is a nigger’s favorite anti-perspirant? * Unemployment.

How do you starve a nigger? * Hide the food stamps and welfare checks under a bar of soap.

Where is the best place to hide a nigger’s food stamps? * Under his work boots.

How do you get twelve niggers in a Volkswagon? * Toss a welfare check in the back seat.

Why will niggers never out-number white people in the USA? * Because if they did, there wouldn’t be enough of a tax base to support the welfare system, and they’d all starve!

How do you get 400 niggers in an Escort? * I don’t know, but they figure it out.

How do you get niggers out of your neighborhood? * Hide all the good cardboard boxes.

Why was the million monkey march so successful? * No one missed work

What’s long and black? * The unemployment line

How do you start a black parade? * By rolling a penny down the street

Did you hear about the hard working black guy? * NO? Neither did I.

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? * Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

What is a black mans porno magazine? * National Geographic.

What do black people give their daughter when she turns 13? * A baby shower

Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex ? * Because its from all the pepper spray

Why do niggers cry during sex? * Because of the Mace! (sprayed in the face before rape)

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? * Mace will do that to you.

How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman? * Throw them a basketball.

What does a 13 year old black girl say when she’s having sex? * Get off me Dad, you’re squashing my cigarettes.

What do you call sex with a black man? * Rape!

What is the only way to rape a nigger? * Don’t pay her

Why do black girls dye their hair blonde and wear blue contacts? * So black men will date them.

What do you call a white woman who dates a black man? * Color blind!

What does cotton have in common with noses? * Niggers are good at picking both.

What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? * Antique farm equipment (cotton pickers)

What do you call three Niggers hanging in you tool shed? * Old yard tools.

How do you tell if a nigger’s been in your house? * The house smells like B.O., the leftover fried chicken is gone, and your toilet’s clean as a whistle.

Why do our grandparents refer to their childhood as the “good ole days”? * That’s back when they owned niggers.

What do you call a nigger at Princeton? * Janitor.

What is white from above and black up close? * A cotton field.

Why did the nigger cross the road? * Who the hell cares, why the fuck is he out of the cotton field.

Why are there niggers in heaven? * There’s toilets to be cleaned there too.

How many Pollock’s does it take to clean a bathroom? * None- That’s a niggers job!

What was a niggers first words back in 1850? * Yessir Masser, I clean it up real good for ya masser

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus? * I don’t know, but it sure can pick some cotton!

What do you say to a nigger with a job? * I’d like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a medium Coke

What do you say to a black man in uniform? * “I’ll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke.”

How do you make a nigger nervous? * Take him to an auction.

What was missing from the million man march? * An auctioneer

What’s the difference between a black and a snow tire? * A snow tire won’t sing when you put chains on it.

What’s the difference between a black and a snow tire? * When you put chains on tires they don’t start singing amazing grace

What is green and yellow and sits on my front porch? * Well he’s my nigger and ill paint him whatever color I like damn it!

Where can you find a good nigger? * In the cemetery.

Where can you find a good nigger? * In the cotton field.

What’s the difference between niggers and pit-bulls? * It’s still legal to own a pit-bull.

[I_Hate_Bonobo_Britain]

A woman goes to her doctor.

'What seems to be the problem?', says the doctor.

'Well, Doctor, it's not a problem - I just need a bit of, errm, personal advice'

'Ok ...tell me...'

'Well, it's just that my husband started asking me to have, erm, anal sex with him', says the woman.

'Ok... and how do you feel about that?', asks the doctor.

'Well', says the woman,' I actually find I really quite like it...'

'Mmm', says the doc, 'some women do enjoy anal sex.'

'So it's allright, then?'

'Sure - if you're happy and he's happy, then there's no medical reason why not.'

'That's a relief', says the woman.

'Only, are you taking precautions?', the doctor asks.

'Precautions - you mean contraceptives?'

'Yes - contraceptives.'

'I didn't kow I could get pregnant through anal sex!'

'Of course you can', says the doctor, 'where do you think niggers come from?'

[I_Hate_Bonobo_Britain]

A miser is talking to his friend "I hate fucking niggers!", he says.

His friend replies, "well for only a dollar more you could get a Mexican whore."

[I_Hate_Bonobo_Britain]

What's the difference between a gorilla and a nigger?

One is peaceful, vegetarian, and scarce... the other is a nigger.


.

[Chupacabra]

A chinese guy walks in to a bar and says to the negro bartender: "Hey nigger, fix me a jigger!"

The coon says "That's not funny, how would you feel if I did that to you! Get behind the bar and I'll come in and show you how it feels."

They trade places and the black guy says as he walks in, "Hey chink, fix me a drink!"

The Chinese guy says, "We don't serve niggers."

[LaTrine Jakscoon]

What are the wives and girlfriends of the South African football team known as?




Gollywags

[DJ StoopNig]

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a coal burner who was walking a niglet. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp" :party

[Maleficarum]

Just yesterday I saw four black removal men hard at work over at my neighbour's house.

Working so hard, in fact, they were using the window instead of the door to access rooms quickly, running back and forth to their van to speed up the removal and, most efficient of all, they were doing all this at three in the morning.

:lol

[rope_therapy]

http://seanconnerybikegrab.ytmnd.com/

buy a car..its harder to pedal.

[darkcoon1]

What's the first thing that goes through a nigger's head when he hits a wall in a stolen Porche at a speed of 110 mph ?


The rear Spoiler :lol

[Maleficarum]

A white guy's neighbour 'deshawn' said 'Hey cracka, my houze beez worth more than youz'. 'How do you make that out' says the white guy, deshawn says 'cos I don't live next do to no niggers'!

:lol

[GibsMeDat]

A white guy's neighbour 'deshawn' said 'Hey cracka, my houze beez worth more than youz'. 'How do you make that out' says the white guy, deshawn says 'cos I don't live next do to no niggers'!

:lol

The late great Bernard Manning springs to mind there Male !! :lol

[Maleficarum]

Tashika was pregnant with twins, but during childbirth she slipped into a coma and her brother Leroy was left with naming the kids.
She awoke a month later and was horrified to learn he had this duty, cos he was a bit of a muppet, so when she met him she asked the names.

"Well, me called the girl Denise" said Leroy

Tashika was quite relieved and asked what he named her son.

"him? me named him De nephew"

:lol

[Yeem]

What do you call a Detroit Prison break?



Ape Escape.

[YTISFEDUP]

From a buddies' email:

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work…
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....

[FLDude]

The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."
The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."
The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning."
The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen' she had was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce."

[WildTrout]

This little niglet boy asked his dad, "Dad, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is it because I'm black?"
The dad replied "No you dumb nigger, it's because you're 17!"

A nigger finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. When he sees the nigger he says, "Oh, shit. What do you want?" The nigger says, "I want a bridge from America to Africa made out of pure gold." The genie says, "Are you fucking crazy? You know how much gold that would take? That is impossible. Pick something else." So the nigger says, "OK, I want all the little nigger children to be just as smart and good looking as the White children." The genie says, "OK, so that bridge, you want it to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?"

BWAAAA-HA-HA-HA!!!

:lmao

[E5Grunt]

Obama wakes up one winter morning to see that it had snowed last night. Unfortunately, there was a security breach and someone had urined on the White House lawn and it was a written message that read: "Get bent, Obama!"

So Obama summons Attorney General Eric Holder and says, "I want you to find out who did this and lock them up so they can live with this mistake for the rest of their lives!"

Holder comes back after three days of investigation to give Obama the news.

"Sir, we have good news and bad news regarding the incident."

"Whats the good news?"

"We found out who urinated on your lawn. It was your Vice President, Joe Biden."

"I always knew that he couldn't be trusted. And the bad news?"
"Well, Sir, the bad news is that it was your wife Michelle's handwriting."

[Crashdown]

Q. What do you get when you cross a kaffir with a German?

A. Someone who is always precisely half-an-hour late.

[Doc Johnson]

QUESTION: What do you call a black Smurf?

ANSWER: A Smigger!


$%# Niggers!

Doc

[Swampscum Bluegum]

A joke from Swampy :coffee

So there's a guy driving down a road when he sees that there's been a traffic accident.

It's a bus wreck, and there's niggers all over the street. So he gets out of the car, and he buries them all in the ditch.

When he's done, he calls the Sheriff and says "I'd like to report that a bus load of niggers was in an accident."

So the sheriff says, "Were there any survivors?"

The man says "Nope, they were all dead. I even buried them all."

The sheriff asks "Are you sure they were all dead?"

The man says "Well, one of the niggers said he was alive, but you know how niggers lie to you so I buried him anyways."

[Swampscum Bluegum]

What is it called when it's raining Niggers?






A Total Shit Storm

[R1cky]

not sure if its repost...

WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE WEAR "SAGGIN" PANTS???

SPELL "SAGGIN" BACKWARDS

[shovelheadroad]

Q: Why are there no niggers in "The Flintstones" ?

A: Because they were still monkeys back then.

[Blackteria vaccine]

How come there are no dams in Africa?
No beavers.

[nochitlins]

Q: Why are there no niggers in "The Flintstones" ?

A: Because they were still monkeys back then.

Ever notice any niggers in "The Jetsons"? Future is looking brighter already isn't it.

[IH8Kwanzaa]

Patriot 1976 :potd

I bow to the master....er. I meant Massa.

IH8K :rock:party:brows:thuprolfl

[SenileDelinquent]

Two hunters were out shooting one day when all of a sudden a black man on a hang glider flew overhead. Both hunters let off about 10 rounds at him but the black man just kept on flying. The first hunter turns to the other and asks "wtf was that bob?" and Bob replied "fuck knows but whatever it was it wouldn't drop that fucking nigger"

[Captain KFC]

Why do nigger women walk so slow? They’re constipated, don’t laugh, your be constipated to if you only shit once ever 9 months ãjim.crow25

What do you call a nigger c-section? A chimpendectomy ãjim.crow25

How many niggers does it take to fill up the Grand Canyon? I don’t know, just keep throwing em in ãjim.crow25

A Mexican finds a lamp and starts rubbing it. A genie pops out and says he’ll grant 3 wishes. A nigger says I want one, we’ve been recessed for fo hunnerd years, we was brought over hear as slaves I wish we was all back in Acrifa. Poof, he dissappears. The Mexican says we swim all this way, crawl through the desert, and when we get here they hand us a leaf blower, I want to be back in Mexico. Poof, he’s gone. White guy has been watching, walks up and the genie says wait, there’s one wish left, white guy looks around and asks for a diet coke.

NAACP=Niggers Are Actually Colored Polacks

A nigger turned down a blowjob because he was afraid of losing his unemployment check

Why do they say “once you go black you never go back”, well, because we won’t take you back.ãjim.crow25

Whats purple and green and hangs from my porch? My nigger and I’ll paint him any color I choose.

Obama gets to the pearly gates and St. Peter says “who the hell are you”, “Who am I? I was the first black president”, “Never heard of you, when was that”, “about 20 minutes ago”

What do you call a nigger in a suit wearing a turban? Obama Bin Laden ãjim.crow25

[unkelremus]

What's Black and White and flops up and down on the beach?
Niggar and a seagull fighting over a dead carp.

Why do niggas make the best astronauts?
Because they took up space in school.

[1muddog1]

What did the niglet get for Christmas


Your bike

[R1cky]

Q: what do you call a nigger in a suit standing infront of a tree???

A: Branch Manager

[Safecracka]

whats green blue and purple and hanging in my tree. my nigger, i can paint em any color i want.

[Safecracka]

what do you call a black astronaut..... nigger.

[Safecracka]

diffrence between a nigger and a bucket of shit? the bucket

[Safecracka]

whats the diffrence between a nigger and dogshit....after a week dogshit turns white and stops stinkin

[Safecracka]

what do you say to a black man in a three peice suit.....will the defendant please rise.

[Safecracka]

why dont shines like asprin. its white, it works, and you gotta pick cotton to get to it.

[Safecracka]

whats better than shipping half the niggers back to africa, shipping all of em halfway back there

[AntiNig]

(Yes, I did indeed make this up all by myself.)

Why did the dancing black pedophile go to jail?


He just did a little jig.

[Safecracka]

how come stevie wonder cant read ? .. hes black

[Stinkynigs]

how come stevie wonder cant read ? .. hes black

:lol

[Uncle Tom Ashmore]

Two niggers are at a bar talking and one says to the other...

"You notice that after you have sex with a white woman

that your eyes burn, your nose burns, and you get all teary-eyed?

The second nigger says, "Yeah, all the time."

The other says, "Why is that?"

The second says, "I think it's the pepper spray."

[MESAG]

whats better than shipping half the niggers back to africa, shipping all of em halfway back there

Never heard this one. :rofl

[Knowumsane?]

Why did god create chickens?

To teach niggers how to walk.

[myhouse]

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TVs floating in the air?












Drop it nigger!

:yay

[PlanetOfTheApes]

What is the difference between a nigger and poop?

When the poop gets stuck, you call the plumber.
When the nigger sticks around, you call the KKK

What do you call a suicidal nigger?

[TheWhiteMessiah]

I like the classic Martin Luther King line "I have a dream..." followed by a long list of what that dream is about. It is seen by many as a great symbol of progress, but all it tells me is what we knew already: niggers spend a lot of time sleeping.



Actually, niggers are scared of going to sleep....because the last nigger to have a dream got shot!

[TheWhiteMessiah]

Jesus comes back from the dead and the first thing he does in go into a bar to get a glass of wine. As he is sipping it, he sees several people in there that are injured and decides to help them.
The first person he approaches is a white man. He touches him on the shoulder and says "My brother, you are healed. Go forth now and make your life prosperous." The white man leaps up and shouts "My back is healed! I can get back to the construction site and provide for my family again!" He then runs out of the bar.
The next person he approaches is a Mexican. Jesus touches him on the shoulder and says "My brother, you are healed. Go forth now and make your life prosperous." The Mexican leaps up and shouts "My leg! I can walk on it now! I can go back into the fields and work and provide for my family again!" And the Mexican too runs out of the bar.
Jesus then approaches the nigger who leaps away from him as he tries to put the healing touch on him. Jesus makes a questioning face and says "Is something wrong?" The nigger replies "Fuck off, Jesus! I jus got disabiwity, and no fuckin honky gonna take dat away from me!"

[Whitelily]

So Many Fathers
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

[TheWhiteMessiah]

A cowboy, and indian and a nigger were all sitting at the bar.
The indian says, "Once we were many...now we are few."
The nigger replies "Yeah, well...once we wuz few, buh now we be'z many!"
The cowboy glances at the nigger out of the corner of his eye and growls out "Yeah, but we haven't played cowboys and niggers yet."


What does NAACP stand for?

Now Apes Are Called People

[Average_Joe_The_Bagger]

Racism is a crime, and crime is for niggers!!!

:rimshot

[PlanetOfTheApes]

I think the topic name "Jokes" is misleading because this is not jokes, this is the truth!


How was HIV created?
A nigger mistook a monkey for his wife

[Reformed]

What do you get when a nigger fucks an Asian?
A carjacker that can't drive

[AntiNiggerCannon]

How do you starve a nigger?

Hide his welfare check in his workboots.

[Knowumsane?]

Q What did Lincoln say after his month long drinking binge?

A "I freed WHO?"

[Reformed]

A nigger walks into a Catholic church and says to a priest
"Ya gotta 'elp me wit' my hearin'!"
So the priest puts his hands in the guy's ears, says a little prayer, and takes
them out.
"Well my son, how is your hearing?"
"I dunno! It 'appens next week!"

[Chimps Ahoy!]

What do niggers have in common with sperm?
A: Only one in a million actually works.

Did you see the new black Barbie dolls? They come with 12 little niglets, AIDS and a welfare check!

What's the difference between niggers and snowtires?
A: Snowtires don't sing when you put chains on them.

What does N.A.A.C.P. stand for?
A: Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

[Knowumsane?]

NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of amp, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower

[Whitey Ford]

If you see a black man riding south on a bike, take the bike. It's probably yours. If you see a black man riding north on a bike, take the black man. He's probably yours.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson

Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.

Q. Whats the best thing about being black and a bus driver?
A. You get to sit in the front.

Q. Why is the world like an Oreo?
A. Because the majority is black but everyone prefers the white.

Q. Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A. Neither have they.

[catchacoon]

Why do they put cotton on top of asperin bottles?
To remind niggers they picked cotton before they were drug dealers! -Tom

[Maleficarum]

Two white guys and a nigger were in the middle of nowhere and were stranded with no way of transportation to get to town. Well, they thought of this idea to have one of them lay down in the middle of the road and figured a car would stop and they would have a ride.
So, one of the white guys went and laid in the road. A car came and thump thump, ran him right over. Ah man, it didn't work, but its gotta. You try it.
The other white guy went out on the road and a car came and thump thump, ran him right over. Dammit, this is such a good idea, they gotta stop for a brother!
So the nigger went out on the road and a car came. Thump thump, errrrrt, reerrrrrr thump thump, errrrrt, reerrrrrr, thump thump, errrrrt, reerrrrrr, thump thump, errrrrt, reerrrrrr, thump thump.

:lol

[KoonDawg]

The Twelve Days Of Kwanzaa

On the first day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a watermelon on a paper plate
On the second day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me two illigimate kids
On the third day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me three welfare checks
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me four chicken dinners
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me five basketballs
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a six-pack of beer
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me pounds of pot
On the eighth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me eight grams of crack
On the ninth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me nine barbequed ribs
On the tenth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me ten jive CDs
On the eleventh day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me a eleven stolen TVs
On the twelfth day of Kwanzaa my true love gave to me 12 nappy-headed hos

[Knowumsane?]

Q: How do we know for sure that Adam was NOT black?

A: Have you ever tried to get a rib from a nigger?

[Bottle_of_hate]

A Jew, an Indian and a Nigger are driving through the country when their car breaks down. They see a farm house nearby and decide to ask for help. The farmer tells them it is late and they can spend the night but he only has 2 rooms so one of them will have to sleep in the barn.

They draw straws for it and the Indian comes up short. So out he goes. A few moments later there is a knock at the door and the Indian tells the others he can not sleep in the barn because there is a cow and his religion forbis it.

They flip a coin and the Jew ends up out in the barn. A few moments later there i another knock and he tells the others he can not sleep out there because there is a pig and it is against he religion.

So the nigger now must sleep in the barn. A few moments later there is a knock and when the farmer opens the door the pig and the cow are standing at the door.

[Bottle_of_hate]

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?

They're both niggers.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

He doesn't know he is a nigger.

[Intolerant]

http://fedupintolerant.com/wordpress/?page_id=477

Add any you don't see on this list to the comment section!

[Bottle_of_hate]

http://fedupintolerant.com/wordpress/?page_id=477

Add any you don't see on this list to the comment section!

From that site it seems niggers haven't changed much since the stone age.

http://chimpout.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/flintstones-with-nigger2.jpg

[manbearpig]

A Jew, an Indian and a Nigger are driving through the country when their car breaks down. They see a farm house nearby and decide to ask for help. The farmer tells them it is late and they can spend the night but he only has 2 rooms so one of them will have to sleep in the barn.

They draw straws for it and the Indian comes up short. So out he goes. A few moments later there is a knock at the door and the Indian tells the others he can not sleep in the barn because there is a cow and his religion forbis it.

They flip a coin and the Jew ends up out in the barn. A few moments later there i another knock and he tells the others he can not sleep out there because there is a pig and it is against he religion.

So the nigger now must sleep in the barn. A few moments later there is a knock and when the farmer opens the door the pig and the cow are standing at the door.

:lmao

[SenileDelinquent]

A coon radio station was running a competition- words that are not in the dictionary that can still be used in a sentence, first prize was a trip to Bali.

[D.J] This is 96.4fm, caller what is your name?

[Caller] Hi, my names Dave.

[D.J] Hi Dave, what word do you have for us today?

[Caller] My word is Goan.

[DJ] That's great Dave, goan is not in the dictionary. Now to win the trip to Bali can you put that word into a sentence?

[Caller] Yes "Goan fuck yourself nigger"

At this point the DJ hangs up and moves on to the next caller.

[D.J] hi you're calling 96.4fm do you have a word for us?

[Caller] Hi, yes my word is "smee"

[DJ] That's great, "smee" is not in the dictionary, now to win the trip to Bali can you put that into a sentence?

[Caller] yes, "it's smee again, goan fuck yourself nigger".

[Bottle_of_hate]

Have you ever seen a nigger on the Jetsons? The future looks pretty good doesn't it.

[NoEggplant]

What is white and covers the streets first thing on a winter's morning?

Employed people.

[RedCochran]

What is the difference between a nigger and a dog turd?


Eventually the dog turd will turn white and stop stinking...





What is the difference between a nigger and a pair of jeans?


A pair of jeans only has one fly on em...

[NoEggplant]

What do you call a nigger who goes camping?


Criminal intent.

[WA421]

A Chinese man walks into a bar. He tells the black bartender, "Hey nigger, get me a jigger!"

The black bartender says, "Look, pal, I don't appreciate that kind of language. You know what? Let's switch places. You'll be the bartender and I'll be the customer."

So the black man walks into the bar. He tells the Chinese bartender, "Hey chink, get me a drink!"

The Chinese bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here."

[Warrior Spirit]

Q: Why do nigger funerals have the grave site dug to 8ft instead of 6ft like everyone else?

A: Because deep down, niggers are good people.

[Knowumsane?]

IDIOT SIGHTING

How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.

This child attends a school in Kansas City , Mo.

Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.

It's pronounced "Ledasha".

When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash.

If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.

[KoonDawg]

How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"

Kind of like in a food recipe when it calls for "A - of salt" or a "Woman is having her ."

[Shiney]

(Thanks to Newsbot!!)

What do you call shit in a nigger's wallet? ID

[SenileDelinquent]

The police pulled over a nigger driving a BMW, after extensive investigations they ascertained that the nigger owned the BMW, he had a job, no criminal record , he had no outstanding tickets and the car contained no stolen property. So they arrested him for wasting police time.

[SenileDelinquent]

Just got a birthday present from my gran. Bless her senile old boots, she only went and knitted me a bright orange jumper with the words "I hate niggers" emblazoned across the front.
I had to send it back to her with a note saying "thanks a lot gran but I can't wear this.. it's fucking orange".

[NotThatGuy]

I am sure these have been posted, but they're too good to pass up.

Q> What do you call a nigger in a suit?
A> The defendant

Q> What do niggers and green apples have in common?
A> They are pretty much worthless, but look nice hanging in tree's.

Q> What did the nigger kid get for Christmas?
A> My bike.

Q> Why does a buck nigger cry during sex?
A> Pepperspray!

[SenileDelinquent]

Nigger comes home and finds it's coalburner wife shagging his mate so stabs him to death.

The coalburner says to him "fucking carry on like that and you won't have any mates left".

[SenileDelinquent]

Nigger goes to the zoo and the zookeeper says to him "listen up Leeroy, this gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you fuck it for $500?"

Nigger replies "yes but on 3 conditions".

"1st, I will not kiss it. 2nd, my fambly can never find out, and 3rd... I need 2 weeks to get the $500"

[SenileDelinquent]

A robber walks into a bank and shouts "freeze, give me all your fucking money before I blow you all away" A brave customer grabs the robbers mask and says "I've seen your face now" and the robber shoots him dead. "Any more of you cunts seen my face?" screams the robber. To which an old lady replied " That nigger over there got a glimpse"

[NigBeGone]

- A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey where'd you get that?". The parrot replies, "Africa! There's millions of them!"

- A nigger walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says "That's disgusting! You can't bring that filthy animal in here!". The pig replies, "Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."

- A nigger walks into a dermatologist office with a frog on its head. The Dr. asks "So how did this happen?" The frog replies, "Well it all started out as a pimple on my butt a few weeks ago."

- An alligator walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Do you serve niggers here?". The bartender says "Of course we do, we're not racists." The alligator replies, "Well in that case, I'll take a pint of beer and one nigger please."
:lol

[WildTrout]

- An alligator walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Do you serve niggers here?". The bartender says "Of course we do, we're not racists." The alligator replies, "Well in that case, I'll take a pint of beer and one nigger please."
:lol

:rofl

[Out of Detroit]

Why did the nigger keep getting parking tickets?

He refused to put money in the meter when no gumballs came out.


How does a nigger treat his sow to a royal evening?

Dinner at Burger King, dessert at Dairy Queen.

[darthfurta]

A nigger, a mexican and a jew die at the same time. As they stand before the pearly gates, Peter tells them, "you have all been granted entry but first the gates must be redone. I want each of you to give me a bid for fixing them up."

The mexican steps up and says "100 dolla."

The nigger says, "200 dollaz"

The jew walk over, puts his arm around Peter and leads him aside saying "400 dollars."

Peter asks, "why so much?"

Jew says, "200 for you, 200 for me and we make the nigger do it for free."

[RabbitNoMore]

A nigger, a mexican and a jew die at the same time. As they stand before the pearly gates, Peter tells them, "you have all been granted entry but first the gates must be redone. I want each of you to give me a bid for fixing them up."

The mexican steps up and says "100 dolla."

The nigger says, "200 dollaz"

The jew walk over, puts his arm around Peter and leads him aside saying "400 dollars."

Peter asks, "why so much?"

Jew says, "200 for you, 200 for me and we make the nigger do it for free."


:lol:lol:lol

[RabbitNoMore]

What do a bike and a nigger have in common? They both need chains to work.
What's the difference between a bike and a nigger? A bike doesn't sing when you put a chain on it.

Why do police dogs lick their assholes? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

How do you get fifty niggers in the back seat of a VW? Toss in a bucket of KFC.
How do you get those same fifty niggers back out again? Toss in a job application.

How do you stop ten niggers from raping an underage White girl? Toss 'em a basketball.

What's the definition of mass confusion? Father's day in Harlem.

Heard about the new AA handgun? It's black, it doesn't work and you can't fire it.

Why do niggers hate aspirin? It's White, it works and you have to pick cotton to get at it.
Why is aspirin White? You want it to work or not?


Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? It kept waking up twice a week.

What do you call a nigger with no arms or legs? Trustworthy

[Tuskegee]

Why do the tigers in Africa lick their assholes after taking a shit?




To get the nigger taste out of their mouth :rsp

[darthfurta]

"niggered from craigslist in lv"

Air Force One...

So Barack was travelling on his jet with Hillary, the Pope and a Boy Scout.

About halfway through the flight the pilot comes back and says "this plane is going down" We need to bail out.

He took a parachute and jumped ... (obviously a Democrat)

They look at the wall and there are only three parachutes left.....

Hillary jumps up grabs a parachute and shouts .. I am the leader of women. around the world I must save myself. she jumps

Barack Jumps up and shouts "I am the smartest black man in the world.. I must save myself for my people" he jumps

With only one parachute left, the Pope turns to the Boy scout and says " my son, I am 86 years old and ready to meet my maker, I want you to take the last parachute and I will go down with the plane"


The Boy Scout looks up at him and says " Don't sweat it Padre... the smartest black in the world just jumped outa here with my knapsack"

[WildTrout]

Nigger goes to the zoo and the zookeeper says to him "listen up Leeroy, this gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you fuck it for $500?"

Nigger replies "yes but on 3 conditions".

"1st, I will not kiss it. 2nd, my fambly can never find out, and 3rd... I need 2 weeks to get the $500"

:lmao

[STINKING LINCOLN]

Why don't niggers go on cruises?? Ohhh no, they ain't falling for that one again!

[Nate Higgers]

I searched through 18 pages and didn't see this one posted. Hope it's a new one for you all!

you: Q: Who was the nigger friend of George Jetson on the cartoon - The Jetsons?

them: reply: there was no nigger on the jetsons!

you: A: yea... ain't the future great!!
:D

[Tuskegee]

Hopefully this is not On the thread

Q: How come little black kids are not allowed to lay on the beach?
A: Because the cats will bury them

[Tuskegee]

Q: Why is taking a shit such a traumatic experience for a sheboon?
A: Because every time it flushes, it's like saying goodbye to another nigglet

[ben m]

Here are some jokes i recived from a friend of mine via a PM on youtube.I hope that at least some of them are new:
whats yellow, black, and funny as hell?

a bus full of niggers goin off a cliff

how do u get a nigger out of a tree?

cut the rope

why do niggers have flat noses?

thats where god put his foot when he ripped off their tail.

why do niggers always have sex on their minds?

because of the pubic hair on their heads.

how long does it take a female nigger to take a shit? 9 months.

how do u starve a nigger?

hide his food stamps under his work boots

whats red, blue, green, yellow, pink, grey, orange, purple, black, amd brown?

a nigger dressed for church

why are ther trees in the inner cities?

public transportation

whats 1 nigger on the moon?

problem

whats a millio niggers on the moon?

big problem

whats all the niggers on the monn?

problem solved

how do u stop a nigger from drowning?

take your foot off the back of his head

whats the highest flying animal known to man?

a nigger on a plane

[nochimp]

What do Johnson’s Wax and a Taser have in common?

Both will put a shine on your floor in two seconds flat.

[Tuskegee]

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 3 black guys arrive.

St. Pete looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be
right back."

St. Pete goes over to God's office and chambers and tells him who is waiting
for entrance.

God says to Pete: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be
racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are
brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Pete goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

"Who. The black guys?" asked God

"No. The Gates."

[KoonDawg]

:yay



Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 3 black guys arrive.

St. Pete looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be
right back."

St. Pete goes over to God's office and chambers and tells him who is waiting
for entrance.

God says to Pete: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be
racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are
brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Pete goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

"Who. The black guys?" asked God

"No. The Gates."

[SenileDelinquent]

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 3 black guys arrive.

St. Pete looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be
right back."

St. Pete goes over to God's office and chambers and tells him who is waiting
for entrance.

God says to Pete: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be
racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are
brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Pete goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

"Who. The black guys?" asked God

"No. The Gates."

:rofl