05-15-2008, 08:30 PM
Today I went to the local ice cream shop to get an ice cream cake for a childrens birthday party. We went in, picked out a lovely mint chocolate chip cake and got in line. Damn, there was a human, then a sheboon with two niglets, another female human, then me. Human #1 gets a banana split and moves. Now the sow is up to bat. Of course "it be wantin to taste some samples befo deciden". They will give sample tastes on those little wooden paddle spoons. So shaniqua and its butt dumplings had to each try about ten or twelve different flavors. Meanwhile my cake is melting. The lady in front of me says, "can I just get two scoops of chocolate". shaniqua gives her the i hate yt stare, and says "we be fru in a minute". Finally it orders a one scoop cone. The little shitlets are beggin mammy to gets them one, and in typical sheboon fashion it tells them to shut up, that they had enough with the free samples.