God and Niggers

[The Rev.]

As a Reverend I cannot understand why God made niggers. Any answers?

[Maleficarum]

Sense of humour?

[Nigger Farmer]

In the bible it speaks of "putting a mark" upon a certain person so that they would be hated and killed, ect. Maybe niggers are what the Bibile is speaking of. Well, if he did make niggers, the reason he made them have big cocks is becasue he messed up everyting else: nose, hair, facial feature and IQ. And we all know how important Muhdik is to them.

[Boss Man]

He made niggers, because he also made Cotton Fields. The two were suppose to go together. Sort of like a marriage. But some busy body liberals got involved and they divorced. I am hoping for a reconciliation.

And the (Whip) can be the key tool of the marriage counselor that helps to get their minds right !

A whip says NO to a niggers uppity attitude !

A whip says NO to a backsassing nigger !

A whip says YES" You will get your mind right BOY! "

[Taylor]

It's in your Bible, Rev. Check out where Cain kills Abel. God was so pissed off at Cain that he turned him black. After that, all of Cain's violent descendants were forever marked black so humans could avoid them, thus the creation of the nigger. We are defying the will of God by desegregating and allowing these dark devils to walk amongst us.

[Taylor]

"Historically, some Christians have interpreted the Biblical passages so that the "mark" is thought to be part of the "curse". In 18th century America and Europe, it was commonly assumed that Cain's "mark" was black skin, and that Cain's descendants were black and still under Cain's curse. Accepting the theory that God had cursed black people, some have used the curse as a Biblical justification for racism. "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_and_mark_of_Cain
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"Early Syriac Christians around the fifth-century ad were the first Christians to combine the mark and curse into one thing, implying that it was the cause of black skin. This was a prominent reason for slavery in early Judaism and Christianity. The mark was said to be black skin, and all of Cain’s descendants would be cursed with black skin. This later evolved in Europe and the Americas during the height of the slave trade in the eighteenth-century ad; with this belief, it was accepted that black people were cursed by God, and this was a justification for racism and slavery."
http://truth4believers.livejournal.com/4877.html

[lilywhitelady]

Sense of humour?
A cruel sense of humor!

[ANH]

Everybody has an off day.

[Kradmelder]

The nigger is the beast of the earth or the beast of the field. They were created before man and they are not human. First referred to in Genesis 1:24-25. There have been books written about this subject.
I suspect that Serpent in Genesis 3:1 was the name of the first nigger inhabited by the devil. I don't think it was a snake, it was a nigger named Snake. Snakes can't talk but niggers can.
I am no preacher or Bible scholar, others smarter and more learned than I have written books on this subject.

[Al Sharpton's Race Card]

Even God needs a discard pile.

[RizzleMcDizzle]

Here's a theory: maybe God didn't make niggers. God made humans, but then niggers just "evolved" from monkies. That is why humans are far superior, they came from an intelligent being while niggers are still "evolving" and thus are less intelligent and thus more closely related to monkeys.

[AG]

Read my signature, by H.P. Lovecraft.

[Kradmelder]

I really like your signature Aryangirl.

[lilywhitelady]

I really like your signature Aryangirl.
me too!

[apekilla]

The devil made niggers. Not god. That is why they act and behave like devils; murdering, raping, robbing, voodoo...etc.

[Nigger Farmer]

God made niggers because heaven needed janitors.

[ThinWhiteLine]

Because niggers are the decendants of Cain. Its in the Bible.

[Unregistered]

More importantly is the curse that rendered Cain and his descendants unable to farm fruitfully. There are loads of productive dark skinned Indian( ie, from India ) farmers but the question is have there been any productive nigger farmers?

[Unregistered]

No, no there are not.
Guess that answers it then - descendants of Cain, a murderous shitskin.
Back then, God was all dominating and powerful and vengeful and stuff, and he'd keep a bunch of niggers around just so he could send people in to mess up their shit, and laugh. God's not the type to destroy evil; he's the type to torture it and giggle. Good ol' jewgod™.

[Fee-Fi-Fo-Figger]

I find the existence of niggers to be adequate proof that either:

A)There is no god.

or

B)God does not love humankind.

[Undertow]

Perhaps one of us is not from this world. Some friends and I have had this theory for years now. I used to think the niggers were aliens but my friend thinks we are the aliens and the niggers were always here to begin with, maybe a creature that we thought nothing of when we came here and the creature got out of control on us after time went on. I remember having this conversation about 15+years ago for the first time and my friend is right, we are the aliens.

Who knows, it's as good of logic as any to explain the niggers and why we exist on the same planet with them. There is no way we are the same... no way. I will go to my grave knowing that and no one can change my mind. The alien thing is something to ponder though.

[Taylor]

Perhaps niggers are just part of the food chain. After all, God's beautiful creatures like lions and tigers and cheetahs have to eat. The reason niggers have become such a plague upon humanity is because we took them from their natural habitat and relocated them to civilization amongst human beings. The only problem is the niggers have no natural predators in a civilized society, so they breed like cockroaches with nothing to keep their population in check.

[SnowDog]

Who knows?

Sense of humour?

Dry run? (Mayan creation tales claim that all animals were attempts at creating humans, and that the results kept getting better and better. May be niggers were the penultimate step?)

Farm equipment for humans' use? (Before mechanization made them totally obsolete.)

Living fossils?