I think a She-Boon booby trapped the coffee pot

[UrbanMedic]

Okay, my hands are shaking as I type this, so if I start to not make sense, I apologize. My apartment complex has a big lounge area that has a semi-kitchen, rec center, and a business area with copiers and printers. In the kitchen, there's this Bunn coffee maker that brews into big sliver coffee urns with pumps on top (like the kind you see at gas stations and supermarkets). Anyone is allowed to make complimentary coffee whenever they want, and since sunday is grocery day and I'm out of Folger's, I headed down there.

I open up an empty pot and remove the L-shaped pump device. All of a sudden, the pot's inner glass/metal interior explodes. I hit the floor as flashes of the IED that hit my vehicle in Iraq are pretty much paralyzing me. One of my fellow residents, a human college student comes running out of the business center. Eventually she gets me seated upright and after about 10 minutes gets me to start talking. I explain what happened as best I can and her response floors me, even though it should come as no suprise:

"Oh my god! I've heard of that happening! I don't know what causes it, but some black lady was messing with it earlier"

I'm honestly too shaken to get angry right now, but I'm sure that's coming. I've been drinking all night, but I'm sure as shit sober now. And I think it's going to be a few years before my asshole unclenches.

[ANH]

Sounds like nigger monkeyshines to me.

[CoonTownYT]

Leave it to a nigger to turn a harmless coffee pot into an explosive device.

[RizzleMcDizzle]

Niggers are worse than fucking terrorists. I'm sure karma will kick in for that dumb ape.

[UrbanMedic]

An update on this. After all this happened I called the Manager's Office and left a voicemail. Later that afternoon she called me back to tell me that the cost of the coffee urn would be included in next month's rent. I pretty much flipped out at that point. I demanded an invoice so I could pass it along to my lawyer.
Guess I must have struck a nerve because the owner of the complex came by Monday morning before I left for work. I know the guy was just covering his ass, but I'll hand it to him that he certainly made things right. My girlfriend and I will be moving to an upperscale (read: WHITE) complex this coming weekend that he also owns. We're getting a 1 year lease on a 2 bedroom with a garage for the same price we were paying for a 1 bedroom in 'diversity land'.
I figure a lawsuit would have dragged out in court and possibly been dismissed since I really only had minor scratches on my face. So in short...getting a better apartment away from niggers. I'll count that as a win.

[Southern Belle]

An update on this. After all this happened I called the Manager's Office and left a voicemail. Later that afternoon she called me back to tell me that the cost of the coffee urn would be included in next month's rent. I pretty much flipped out at that point. I demanded an invoice so I could pass it along to my lawyer.
Guess I must have struck a nerve because the owner of the complex came by Monday morning before I left for work. I know the guy was just covering his ass, but I'll hand it to him that he certainly made things right. My girlfriend and I will be moving to an upperscale (read: WHITE) complex this coming weekend that he also owns. We're getting a 1 year lease on a 2 bedroom with a garage for the same price we were paying for a 1 bedroom in 'diversity land'.
I figure a lawsuit would have dragged out in court and possibly been dismissed since I really only had minor scratches on my face. So in short...getting a better apartment away from niggers. I'll count that as a win.

What probably happened was the heat was on and the pot was dry. When you opened the top you allowed cool air to enter the superheated chamber. This caused the glass to cool rapidly and shatter. We see this like every other month at niggermart. We got signs up but its always a nigger who fucks it up. I'm certainly glad it didnt cut you up worse. The manager had some nerve telling you that they was going to make you pay for the urn. I'd shoved that urn up his....well you can insert whatever body part you wish.

[lilywhitelady]

I'm sure the worthless sheboon did do it on purpose, because they are all sneaky and evil to the core.:fatnig:bbl:girl:tnb

[Southern Belle]

I'm sure the worthless sheboon did do it on purpose, because they are all sneaky and evil to the core.:fatnig:bbl:girl:tnb

But that would mean the nigger is smart nuff to booby trap a coffee pot? Are we being faced with

http://jimmyvaliant.com/cptnigger2.gif

SUPER NIGGA!!!!

[CoonTownYT]

An update on this. After all this happened I called the Manager's Office and left a voicemail. Later that afternoon she called me back to tell me that the cost of the coffee urn would be included in next month's rent. I pretty much flipped out at that point. I demanded an invoice so I could pass it along to my lawyer.
Guess I must have struck a nerve because the owner of the complex came by Monday morning before I left for work. I know the guy was just covering his ass, but I'll hand it to him that he certainly made things right. My girlfriend and I will be moving to an upperscale (read: WHITE) complex this coming weekend that he also owns. We're getting a 1 year lease on a 2 bedroom with a garage for the same price we were paying for a 1 bedroom in 'diversity land'.
I figure a lawsuit would have dragged out in court and possibly been dismissed since I really only had minor scratches on my face. So in short...getting a better apartment away from niggers. I'll count that as a win.

Schweet deal! :thum

[DJ StoopNig]

It was an IED....Improvised Exploding Decaff.

Seriously, though I'm glad you're getting out of there and into a better place. We humans owe it to ourselves to live as far away from TNB as possible.